This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—

I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.

Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.

Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...

[Funina (herself) lost her memory of playing the role of god for about 200 years + played the role of god in another world + had the eyes of God + traveled to the time when Yoriichi Tsugakuin was not yet born]

After 500 years of acting, the gods’ role has come to an end.

The former "Water Goddess" Funina, no longer worried about her lies being exposed, has been immersed in the joy of shopping and has no place to stay at home.

The original god traveler (player) generously gave a space backpack, which was filled with a lot of delicious food, but the most important thing was that it finally solved the problem of having nowhere to put things.

That night, Funina tripped over something and hit the corner of the table, falling and being swallowed by a hole.

"Main system, I... accidentally swallowed the original god character into the demon slayer interface..."

"Can I still go back?"

"Not yet...."

"Activate Plan B and ensure she's alive until you're able to teleport her back."

“…Yes, yes!”

The sea breeze caused the water to rise and fall. A lady in gorgeous clothes appeared on the sea surface, which was supposed to be deserted. She seemed to have become the ruler of the sea...

Finina woke up and found herself standing on the sea! Shouldn't she be in the auditorium of the Picclet Opera House, watching Villette's trial? Shouldn't she be playing the role of the water goddess?

Where is this?! No no no…why am I standing on the sea?!

God's Eye! How could I have God's Eye!

Finina was about to throw it away, but then she remembered that the ability to stand on the sea might be related to the Eye of God...

"No, I can't die... I still want to play the role of God..."

Luo Qingqing: Why do I want to run, but my body can’t control itself!

System: That’s all love!

Luo Qingqing: Believe it or not, I will beat you up, speak human language!

System: Didn't you wish to be popular with girls? Now you have the physique to be popular with girls.

Luo Qingqing: Although I don’t remember having done anything wrong, why should I be suppressed by the popular ones?

System: According to the setting, you are a bottom, and my existence is to turn you, my master, into a perfect weak bottom!

Luo Qingqing: Get lost! I don't accept this setting!

One hundred well-known facts about Miss Luo Yan——

【1: Time waits for no one, unless that person is Miss Luo Yan.】

【2: What’s the difference between the Eternally Slumbering, Ice Coffin Weapons, and Primordial Demons for Miss Luo Yan? Answer: There is no difference.】

【3: There is no theory of evolution in the world, only a “List of Creatures Miss Luo Yan Allows to Live”.】

【4: If you can see Miss Luo Yan, then Miss Luo Yan can also see you; if you cannot see Miss Luo Yan, then you are not far from death.】

【5: There are no weapons of mass destruction, only Miss Luo Yan.】

【……】

【101: Although it’s very hard to believe, I regret to inform you that there is no exaggeration in the above facts.】

…

Serious Synopsis:

The Calamity Tide ushered in a new era. Countless giant cities rose from the ground, and mysteries and disasters spread panic. The girl Luo Yan, bearing all the malice of the world, walks a path paved with countless corpses, strolling across the land of suffering.

"I'm just a useless person. It's better for me to go back to the student dormitory and read manga."

Natsume Sonoko, Tokiwadai Student Council Secretary, Secretary of the Five Schools' Joint Student Union, Standing Vice President of the Seventh District Coordinating Student Union, and Honorary President of the Academy City Student Union, stared blankly at her bare, luxurious desk.

(Keywords: heroine, daily life, superpowers, Thelema)

(This book incorporates locations and characters from other anime, not the worldview. If you don't like it, please don't collect it, as it will waste your time.)

(A Certain Scientific Railgun Fanfiction)

Reincarnated as the female leader of a nomadic tribe, Shoukang Xiuqiu commands ten thousand people. They lack clothes and food, and winter is approaching fast. The tribe suggests she lead raids to steal grain from the Central Plains people. She immediately slaps the suggestion away and angrily scolds them, "How can we stoop to being beasts?"

Just when she’s starving, a beautiful young woman from the Central Plains arrives, offering a thousand shi (a measure) of grain as payment, asking her to rescue her brother who is trapped in the Anubi tribe. The tribe scoffs, saying, "Anubi has forty thousand troops. Let alone that we can't defeat them, Anubi and us share a common ancestor. Why would we help you fight our own people?"

Shoukang Xiuqiu sees the beautiful woman—pitiful and lonely, with no one by her side—and thinks, if she’s not rescued, she’ll probably be kidnapped by another tribe and become a breeding slave. How miserable that would be. Plus, they’re running out of food. Without hesitation, she agrees: "Alright, I’ll go to Anubi and get your brother back."

Her tribe warns her, "Leader, we’re the lowest-ranked tribe. By the rules of the steppe, we don’t even have the right to enter Anubi’s territory."

Shoukang Xiuqiu’s face is expressionless as she replies, "Then we’ll just set a fire, force them to come out and talk to me. That way it won’t count as us entering!"

The tribe’s jaws drop in shock: "Uh!!! Leader, are you serious? How can we possibly fight them?"

She boldly declares, "I’m just inviting them to join our big family, to strengthen our forces. If they refuse, then we’ll join them. Either way, we’ll get your brother back."

The tribe mutters: "Such a fierce woman!"

The beautiful woman from the Central Plains looks at this demon named Shoukang Xiuqiu with wide, amazed eyes, filled with great interest.

From then on, the tribe called Aguan, once unknown in the chaotic era of the Hu people, stormed northwards, slaughtering Hu soldiers and tyrants. The world was stunned, and they became famous overnight. Later, they established Western Wei, uniting all ethnic groups in a flourishing era, ending a century of chaos in the Central Plains.

---

One day in the camp, Shoukang Xiuqiu was being teased by her subordinates again.

"She’s obviously a Hu woman, but she kills Hu people so enthusiastically, you’d think she was from the Central Plains."

"Exactly, and she even married such a beautiful wife."

"What does that have to do with the leader marrying a wife?"

"It means she’s a henpecked husband. We call her the 'wife controls the hitter,' or simply 'wife rules.'"

Shoukang Xiuqiu was so angry she wanted to beat up those bastards. Suddenly, a soft, fragrant body hugged her from behind, sweetly whining, "Ah Xiu, Ah Xiu, I found something I like."

Her expression softened instantly, full of affection. "What has my lady found this time? Buy, buy, buy! We have money to spare!"

Xiao Hao nuzzled her cheek. "There’s a plain near the sea in the southern country, perfect for growing lychees and longans—you know how much you love them. So I want to buy some."

"Buy it! I’ll send the carts right away."

Xiao Hao suddenly whimpered and complained, "But they say I’m a fox spirit, a calamity to the country, and refuse to sell to me. Not only that, they say they wouldn’t even throw it on the ground to feed the dogs."

"The southern country dares slander my lady like that!" Shoukang Xiuqiu’s killing intent rose. "Bring me the marching maps! From now on, we’ll never be short of lychees again."

"Once we conquer them, we’ll eat for free and to our heart’s content!"

---

Because of lychees, the southern king whose country was destroyed muttered:

"Damn! Those treacherous merchants fooled me!"

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Theme: Embrace the light, be strong and unyielding.

"Book Orange" Is there really a way to deal with a bad-tempered girlfriend while saving the world?

Sixty years ago, after the Human-Demon War ended, a barrier appeared between the human world and the demon world, separating the two races and entering a brief era of peace.

A year ago, humans suspected that the demons were plotting an evil plan and sent one of their best fighters to the demon world to perform a mission, but she disappeared without a trace.

They could never have imagined that the reason for her disappearance was simply because...

she had a lovely demon girlfriend.

Now, a year later, humans are taking action again. Next

, she has to face:

her ex-girlfriend who may nuclear-bomb the demon world at any time.

The rookie junior sent by humans to perform the mission.

The daughter of the most mysterious demon ruler.

And her bad-tempered succubus girlfriend.

In short, do your best... Magical Girl, Ye Shi.

Introduction: [Transformed into a girl + Summoning system + Urban high-level martial arts + Fun people] In order to draw out his beloved Fireworks, Lin Yunyi did not hesitate to set a flag. Seeing the screen of ten consecutive hardware, he died suddenly. After crossing into the world of high-level martial arts, Lin Yunyi turned into the appearance of Fireworks, and possessed the ability of "mask", which can change into the appearance of anyone at will! At the same time, she accidentally activated the "Bengtie card drawing system!" As long as you complete the corresponding tasks, you can get Xingqiong to draw characters! The novice pool fired ten consecutively, and the star core hunter "Sam" appeared in front of her, that is, Liuying! As a member of "Joy", adhering to the idea of fun people, she has the "Bengtie card drawing system" and has ruined the world...

Protagonist: Lin Yunyi

With neat, short silver hair and eyes that sparkled like stars, she always ran with everything she had on the track.

No lineage. No talent. No one held any hope for her.

“Honestly, as a trainer, I see no future for this girl as an Umamusume. For her own good, I hope she gives up soon.”

The seasoned trainer delivered an ultimatum: if she couldn’t produce results, she would have to drop out.

However, in the world of Umamusume, nothing is absolute.

“I never thought an Umamusume like her could win a G1.”

“How is that possible? She shouldn’t have any talent at all!”

“Run! Let us witness this dream!”

Some called her “The Successor of the Grey Legend.” Others called her “The Trickster Who Soars Through the Night Sky.” But the name by which she was most known and sung about was “The King Slayer.”

Taking back thrones, toppling champions—she transcended bloodline and aptitude to stand at the pinnacle of all Umamusume. The world would shine brilliantly because of her.

[Filial Piety Transformed] [Transformation] [Empress] [Soul Beast] [Tie Tie] [World-Destroying Dragon]

Have humans, foolishly, sacrificed a virgin to me again? — I may be a dragon, but how could human flesh be enough for her?

Ling Xue gazed at the human girl in the snow and formed a plan: "Never mind, now that I've seen her, I'll scare this little girl away."

So, she opened her bloody mouth and unleashed a terrifying dragon roar: Awooo... Hmm, will she be scared away?

With that thought, she turned and went back to sleep.

However, the next morning, looking at the girl sleeping peacefully beneath her, Ling Xue was stunned.

"Huh? Why isn't she leaving?

Ah, ah, ah, no, why did she call for her mother?" I am a giant dragon.

I am Xue Xinyao, the reincarnation of the empress. Just when she was ready to show her strength and take revenge on her enemies, she tragically found herself being tied up and sacrificed to an evil dragon. Looking at the giant dragon in front of her whose eyeballs were bigger than her, Xue Xinyao's frail body trembled unconsciously.

However, this very scary dragon did not hurt her at all. Instead, it was those hypocritical humans who kept stabbing her in the back.

In order to survive in this icy and snowy world, as an empress, she chose to abandon her dignity - "Mom, Mom!" and recognized the dragon as her mother.

In the future, oh my god, can my mother turn into a human being? And a beautiful queen with black hair and golden eyes?

Oh no, she smells so good! I want to hug her and cuddle with her - I am her daughter and I hug her to sleep.