Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.
Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.
Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.
The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.
The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.
On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.
The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.
Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.
Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.
Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.
Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.
> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”
Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”
> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?
Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”
> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”
Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:
> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”
Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:
> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”
Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:
> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”
Xiao Yunfei: “??????”
I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?
You really are a woman in mourning, huh!
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Tags: Light-hearted
Main Character POV
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One-sentence summary:
Took home a Princess Royal by accident.
Haibara's high school teaching record is less than ideal. As a young high school teacher, her class has a very high rate of absenteeism, tardiness, and early departures. While the students appear well-behaved and obedient, they secretly save the world as magical girls. To reduce her class's absenteeism and get all the slacking magical girls back to school, Haibara decides to debut as a villainous magical girl. However, there's a problem with this process: the beautiful high school principal flirts with her. The magical girl queen views her as her undefiled white moonlight. And the villainous female leader of the villainous organization secretly desires her. "Teacher Haibara, you don't want your classmates to know you're a villain, do you?" Eventually, even her students begin to show their filial piety. The succubus teacher's path, a dignified series!
You're right, but this is Pegasus! Never late, a master escape agent. A one-on-one duel, a sprint winner. Breaking through with a poor run, unstoppable. Chasing from behind, a one-on-one sniper. Protected, immune to the Red Gate. Diamond legs, unscathed. Stone-crushing gaze, a dimensional strike. Blessed by the sea, riding the wind and waves. She even has three stances in her realm: the blistering Meteor, the oppressive Comet, and the Spinning Stance—wow! This book is a massive overhaul!
Lolita, everywhere in the mountains.
You are the Lolita God, ruling over all beings.
You are the loving Mother Goddess, the goddess of love and kindness.
White-haired Lolita is your incarnation.
Witch Lolita is your will.
Bloodthirsty Lolita is your judgment.
Priest Lolita is your mercy.
Gothic Lolita is your wrath.
Your most devout and humble followers pray to you.
Pray for your coming.
Pray for you to transform this devastated world into a kingdom of Lolita.
Your will will ultimately shine upon all beings.
Transform all life into Lolita!
(I don't know how to write a synopsis, so some references are made. Please don't criticize if you don't like it. Please be kind...)
A skilled debt collector x a spoiled young lady. When Lin Lang was diligently pursuing his career and sprinting from a net worth of tens of millions to hundreds of millions, he woke up in the middle of the night and found that he was a background board that appeared in the form of a tombstone in a book. After learning that he was a cannon fodder who didn't even survive the first episode, Lin Lang punched the bed. How to deal with so many scumbags? Lin Lang took out a golf club inlaid with 24k gold, with elegant shape, smooth lines, max hitting force, and crisp and pleasant sound. Let's start by knocking down the scumbag and rescuing Gu Qingci, who was killed by the vicious female supporting role/ultimate villain. Planning to get along with the villain
Arknights movie viewing
I searched the entire internet but couldn't find a true Ark movie-watching book, so I had to write one myself. Please forgive me if it's not a good one.
(Various ooc + watching movies + secondary creation + hook history + the protagonist is a foreshadowing)
Why did w suddenly go crazy
Why did Kal'tsit suddenly breathe out?
Why did the doctor become a handgrip dynamometer?
Let’s all be together in Ark II.
[Dual Female Leads + Yandere + Possessive Love + Imprisonment + Hatred + Angsty Beginning, Satisfying Ending]
After transmigrating into an old-school overbearing CEO novel, Lin Chuxia must lower the female supporting character’s affection for the god-tier male lead in order to survive—and ultimately eliminate him.
To speedrun the mission, Lin Chuxia enlists the help of a yandere girl, and within fifteen days, forcefully takes out the male lead and easily returns to her original world.
But before she can even catch her breath, she’s dragged back into the novel world by the yandere again?
Yandere girl:
"You said you’d never leave me—so why did you lie?
Lying lips, fleeing legs, eyes that look at others... none of them are necessary.
Come to hell with me!"
After enduring the torment of the yandere, Lin Chuxia finally awakens. She decides to return every bit of the pain, the tears, the love, and the hatred back to the yandere girl.
“Fine—then let’s be bound together in hell for eternity!”
"Yeloli Fairy Dream Fanfiction"
Ling Junyan, the god of destiny in Ye Luoli Wonderland, the master of destiny, has awakened
However, he lost his memory and was very broken.
Fortunately, there is a system that gives out small rewards
"Chaos Black", "Devil God Appears: Devil's Essence"
"Douluo, Eye-Slaying Pass"...
A fanfiction about the reincarnation paradise, featuring a cheating heroine and no love story. The author is passionately updating the novel every day.
Good news: Transformed into a Victorian aristocrat, she now owns several manors.
Bad news: In the blink of an eye, the family turns against her, assets are divided, and she is thrown into prison.
Good news: She possesses extraordinary abilities, can control external avatars, with a thousand faces, playing tricks on the world.
Bad news: In a month, her true self will be taken to the execution ground, sentenced to death in front of the crowd.
In utter despair, Charlotte completely casts aside her worries, dancing freely, treating this life as an immersive role-playing experience.
[The detective assistant in Tingen City, solving numerous major cases, exposing class realities, and voicing the cries of the masses, Miss Watson]
[The saint of the Enlightenment Society, revealing the truth of the world, spreading universal knowledge to the people, the wise teacher]
[The king who traverses the five oceans and four seas, rising from blood and fire, crowned by the fierce king, and bestowed the crown by the pope, the storm sovereign]
[Breaking free from constraints, opening her eyes again, overlooking the old gods of the human world...]
Years later, when flipping through the popular newspapers, all that remains is her nomination.
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Also known as: "Everyone Has Their Own Faces, Who Still Walks on Thin Ice?", "No One Understands Lifelong Regrets More Than Me," and "Sorry, I Want to Improve So Much"