We all know the process of a normal person traveling through time...but...it seems...something is wrong?

Traveled to Terra.

Good news: it's not Holy Terra.

The bad news: I’m not a PhD either.

"I was born today as the thirteenth girl of the year. After wandering for a thousand years, I learned that my true name is Jiu."

"I know that I am the blood of a criminal, and my sins are deep. I have set aside a hundred years to perform good deeds and provide medical care to all living beings to atone for my remaining sins."

Looking at the dragon sons not far away who were staring at him because of his unexpected birth on the 13th of the 13th month, and the dark mass of imperial guards further away, Jiu spoke tactfully.

From then on, the filth of the world, the resentment of the Sui beast, and the legendary journey of the Royal Aunt of Yan Kingdom officially began!

"Where do all these conspiracies and riddles come from? This is definitely a relaxing and enjoyable day~"

"Look at what you said, do you believe it?"

“I promise (๑´∀`๑)”

This is a light novel about a middle-aged man who gets hit by a car and turns into a twelve-year-old girl. Then, he travels to another world, conquers the world, and makes the whole world bow down to his gothic skirt. His epic and passionate conquest—

I don't even believe this ridiculous synopsis.

Okay, it's actually a hilarious story about a pseudo-lolita with a middle-aged man's inner self, roaming around in another world, acting maliciously and cute, and saving the world in her shameless daily routine.

Finally, this book has nothing to do with traditional transformation novels. I'm just being cute under the guise of transformation...

Others took off after they had the system, but after Su Bai found out that she had the system, the system actually wanted to bully her!

Su Bai, who didn't want to be bullied by the system, could only choose to bully others. Use pure milk to dominate the childhood of orphans. Cure those who have no money for treatment in advance, so that the love of those kind-hearted people will be wasted. Solve the Riemann hypothesis in front of mathematicians to make them feel their ignorance. Dig out the spacecraft from the ground in front of military personnel, so that they can only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives and cannot understand the mystery.

Su Bai: I am so evil, aren't you right, system!

System:???

[No protagonist + version 3.6]

One day, an interactive live broadcast room suddenly descended on the peaceful continent of Teyvat, and everyone found new entertainment in their spare time.

On the first day, [Flickering Candlelight (Adult Version)]

Amber: They all dance beautifully.

Kaia: Eula’s dancing is pretty good.

Eula: I will remember this grudge.

Play【Listening to the Book (Listening to the Uncle)】

Xiangling: Um... Master Hu, please settle Wanmin Hall's accounts for this month.

Hu Tao: Why are you still looking for me? Isn't Zhongli the Geo Prince? Then why doesn't he have Mora?

Youla: You're picking on me in the livestream, aren't you? Why did you drag me along again?

Play "The Jungle Book"

"The forest remembers everything."

Play【Sea Lantern Festival】

"Xiao Zhong, kowtow to the Immortal Xiao!"

…………

[The heroine is dressed as a man, comic forum, nesting doll vest, Dihua plus imagination to make up for the beauty, strength and misery] [Column pre-collection, "I'll take charge of this live broadcast", "Don't Dihua me anymore!"] If you have a second life in the second dimension, what will you do? After her sudden death, Li Li obtained a system. The system gave her the opportunity to resurrect, allowing her to come to the comic world in her dreams, return to reality during the day, and shuttle between the two worlds. The condition is that Li Li will still die if her popularity is not high. Li Li pondered for a moment, nodded, and said to the system: Dear, do you support seamless face-changing? She wants a handsome one! In the supernatural society where the strong are respected, someone suddenly appeared.

The first rays of sunlight pierce through the mountain mist. A handsome young man in his twenties stands on a stone path, looking utterly bewildered. In his hands, he holds two watches.

"I swear, I’m never accepting random stuff from strangers again—especially watches."

He looks up at the grand yet somewhat dilapidated mountain gate atop the peak and lets out a deep sigh.

"Hua Shan Sect… I wonder if Yue Buqun has done it yet…"

With five red hearts and a single blue star floating above his head, he takes a step forward, heading toward the entrance of Hua Shan Sect.

No pressure on strength, the protagonist is undefeated, mainly based on daily life, serious OOC, character collapse, crazy writing, new author, fan fiction, not completely based on the original setting

After accidentally becoming a horse girl, she competes in horse girl competitions under the alias Eclipse Candle Dragon. Since joining the competition, she has been undefeated, winning numerous championships. Her undefeated record and the intense pressure she exerts on her opponents during competition have earned her the titles of "The Dark Emperor Who Blots Out the Sky," "The Invincible Black Tyrant," "The Suffocating Tsunami," and "The Uncrossable Trapped Spacetime."

Reincarnated in another world, turned into a shrine maiden, and started with a broken shrine.

I thought that I would cheat some incense money every day, and the days would be very nourishing.

But she discovers that this world is not normal!

You call a cat a Soul Eater, thinking it eats people's souls?

The girl said while petting the cat:

You have a problem with your brain, you need my imperial guard to calm your mind, today is on sale, only 998, half price for the second ticket!

What? You say that my shrine is dedicated to evil gods? It's a joke.

Wait a minute! I just want to make money, I don't want you to be a bad bastard! This ojo is just an ordinary amulet, not a gift from an evil god!

[End of the World Zombie + Older Boyfriend + Evolution + Superpowers + Double Purity + Sweet Love]

The heroine is a zombie. She is very weak in the early stage and relies on the hero to survive. She will evolve and become stronger in the later stage.

The male protagonist is yandere, possessive, and vindictive. In the early stage, he treated the female protagonist as a goose, but in the later stage, her love for her parents changed.

Both of them are dark and have twisted personalities. They stick together for warmth and have weak moral values.

As a member of the haunted house zombie NPC, Jiang Zhaosu unfortunately lost his life because of a couple's show of affection.

When she woke up again, she had become a real zombie and had to eat raw meat and drink blood to survive.

Her first prey was a handsome and weak-looking man.

Then……

Then Jiang Zhaosu was captured by the man on the spot.

The man seemed to treat her as a pet. He washed her face, dressed her, fed her, and even cut his own flesh and blood to feed her every day.

Jiang Zhaosu, a zombie, was carefully cared for by the man until his skin was smooth and shiny, and he was healthier and more lively than before when he was a human.

Until one day, the man began to look at her strangely.

A human was actually sniffing her neck: "Baby, you smell so good, can I have a bite?"

Help! Zombie meat doesn't taste good!

Dual female leads + supernatural elements + god-level genius + happy ending + sweet romance

Liu Chuxia woke up on an ordinary day and learned that she was the heir to a family business and owned a luxurious bookstore. But the most important thing was that she had gone from an ordinary person to a paranormal practitioner and had to deal with ghosts and monsters all the time!

The timid Liu Chuxia: Can I not...

Xiaoxu: No.

Li Hanyan: I will protect you, don't be afraid.

Liu Chuxia: ...