[Transformation + Strange Talk of Rules + Original God + Weird + Relaxed + Cool Article + National Destiny + Fun People]

Bai Tang woke up after traveling through time and found that he had turned into the water goddess Funina.

At this time, the rule of strange talk swept the world, and countless people were trapped in the strange talk.

Bai Tang originally thought that he would not survive more than two episodes, but unexpectedly he was bound to the Happy Fun System!

As long as you have fun, you can get rewards, and you can even unexpectedly contract a weird creature at the beginning!

Afterwards, he was "lucky" enough to be selected to represent China in the Rules of Weird Talk!

From then on, the style of the entire Blue Planet and the world of Kwaidan changed...

The ghosts: "Oh my god! That funny guy is here! You stupid ghosts, run!!"

Chinese people: "Ahhh, it's Lady Funina! I'm so excited! I swear to fight to the death to defeat Lady Funina!!"

The nations: "We have to find a way to recruit Ms. Funina! Otherwise, no one will be able to have a good life. Wuwuwu..."

[The rating is low because the story just started!!! It will go up later!!]

Glamorous, unhinged, slightly yandere female CEO × scheming, clever, loyal dog-type female subordinate

Song Guanzhuo × Shen Tingsu

[Yuri] [Double Virgin Leads] [1v1]

Shen Tingsu wakes up… only to find herself imprisoned by a female CEO on a plane!?

She has transmigrated into the role of a cannon-fodder lover to a vicious supporting character. Her system task: make the blackened second female lead, Song Guanzhuo, fall completely in love with her to prevent the tragic ending in the original novel.

Every time Shen Tingsu is tormented within an inch of her life by Song Guanzhuo, the system girl cheerfully chimes in:

“Monitoring shows you're really enjoying this, host~ According to the System Behavioral Guidelines, I can’t disturb you right now. Let’s talk later, byee~”

After endlessly sifting through the host candidates, the system girl chose Shen Tingsu — who just happened to share a name with the cannon-fodder character and was doing her best to restrain her possessiveness.

Song Guanzhuo originally treated the original host like a pet… until the new host appeared — and she discovered what it really felt like to fall in love with someone.

Maria, having escaped from the endless night of hunting, has experienced countless battles.

After realizing that her lost umbilical cord would bring danger to the world, she accepted the power of the system without hesitation, ready to reclaim it.

But... when she was reclaiming the power, something strange seemed to happen...

Silly dog: "Hey hehe~ Maria~ Maria~"

Ghost Shark: "Do you still like dancing? I recently learned a great dance, and I want to dance with you alone..."

Skadi: "Maria... I can't sleep, can I sleep with you?"

Gloria: "Earthling, you make me irritable."

Maria: "At least I won't be like you, lying down and crying when I have no energy."

Sister: My brother suddenly turned into a little Lolita, why can a little Lolita who picks her toes be so cute?

Editor: The salted fish author of Pigeon Nest suddenly turned into an octopus tentacle monster, why is this little Lolita author who picks her toes so conscientious?

Protagonist: Don’t stop me, I can still work hard, 100,000 words a day!

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When a person really wants to change the world, he will find how small his power is.

How many evil deeds must a person commit to bring her back to the dawn at the end of hell?

How far must a person go to catch up with his original self at the end of time?

The world is so chaotic, it is neither fair nor reasonable. It persecutes heroes, breeds evil, and is full of ugliness.

Let the wicked cut off the malice in the world!

Having traveled through time and space, I've gained the ultimate Heroic Spirit Avatar Legion System. The future of sweeping the world with an endless army of clones is just around the corner!

But... why are there only female Heroic Spirits?

...

"Can you tell me how you managed to find so many loyal and beautiful wives?" Fujimaru Ritsuka asked, stunned.

"It's mainly because... we're all connected."

Surrounded by beautiful women, Bree looked away awkwardly.

(Note to those in the audience: The male protagonist can transform into various female Heroic Spirits and use Heroic Spirits as clones.)

Since you are here, you should make the best of it. Choosing to integrate into your own identity, then as the ghost king of Mount Oe, the incarnation of Shuten-doji, the party participant, the provider of fine wine, the king of persuading people to drink, Ibuki Suika said that everyone who comes is a guest. There is no friend that cannot be made by a big banquet. Of course, if one meal is not enough, then two meals, three meals... But if an unwelcome guest comes, then she will also let the other party know what fighting is like.

Do you believe in parallel universes?

I admire those warriors who still fight against despair in parallel worlds.

Because maybe their identities, memories and even experiences are different.

Haha Rabbit, when I control the light curtain of this city,

I will definitely spread it to the end of the world.

In this way, I can protect our shrinking world bubble.

Kiana, the Herrscher of the End, was accidentally swallowed by a strange dimensional rift and randomly transported to the Collapsed Iron World. She later managed to return to her original world and finally understood the principles of the dimensional rift. Finally, she used the dimensional rift to freely travel to other worlds for adventure, saving other worlds for fun.

[Kiana: As the Herrscher of the End, isn't it easy for me to save the world?]

[Theresa: So why did you come back after seven or eight years? Go do your homework!]

[Kiana: Ouch, Auntie, please stop pulling my ears~]

【Kiana: Why are there so many isomorphs! 】

The worlds we go to are more diverse, including Mihoyo's Honkai Impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd, Genshin Impact, and possibly Juequ 0 in the future.

Or inexplicably enter another world of national destiny, strange stories, immortal heroes, movies, anime, or games...

Let me paint a big picture here.

"Harem + long story + passionate and exciting story + decisive killing! " "Perfectly concluded~"

Open with a forceful kiss to Kafka, and stick to Sanyueqi. From now on, you will reach the pinnacle of life!

If you swallow enough, I will stick to you even if it is a Star God!

Han Xing: "System, can I eat this Doomsday Beast?"

System: "Of course, my dear host. And you are already eating it, can you please stop asking?"

Han Xing: "System, can I eat this giant robot called the Creation Engine?"

System: "Of course, my host. As long as it doesn't bother you."

Han Xing: "... Sanyue, why are you so far away from me?"

"Ask me if I'm human? How can I not be human!?"

- "*Xianzhou curse* Oh my god! What's with these tentacles?!"

So, what the hell am I now?

And that Star God... will it taste different?