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Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

【No CP, rules type】

When An Chen saw the rules above the monster's head, he pondered deeply.

She seems a little out of place.

So she, who was originally reckless, became a reckless person who loves to take advantage of loopholes.

The monsters would never imagine how this woman knew their weaknesses and passed the level without any damage.

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In the rule domain where monsters roam everywhere, An Chen doesn't know how to find the generation point of the rule domain through the rules. She only knows that these monsters must know something.

So, when the monsters were enjoying the fear of humans, they saw a girl wielding a big knife standing in front of them.

"Whatever you know, spill it all."

monster:"……"

You seem very crazy.

Just when he was about to teach her a lesson, An Chen almost killed it without even using a knife.

"If you don't tell me, I'll kill you."

Why? Drawing a Motor Duck is supposed to be a very happy thing. It is a good thing. It is the best way to show your luck to your friends in the group.

But why, you evil group leader, treat me like this! Other people also show off, why do you bully me?

Turn me into Bronya of Lili? !

How come you can't draw a duck when you are so awesome?

The heavy-armored bunny made a sound, and the

front of the car outside the Yaemura adopted by Cocolia Bai was raised. I vaguely saw Jizi laughing.

A person lay down, a cloth was covered, and a white-haired ball

was waiting on the table. The wind blew, and the red and blue twins came to offer flowers.

The wine was opened, and the dishes were served. The cute dean began to grab

the music. The gong sounded, and Xier cried like a fool.

The pit was dug, the coffin was covered, and Meiyi Fuhua knelt down to

spend a year. The paper was burned, and the cherry blossoms on the grave were three meters high.

Lolita and time travel—two beautiful things, apparently—but why did it turn out this way?

One day, Abigail, a lolita who was once a macho man (as she calls herself), was thrown into the main divine dimension by the evil god Nyarlathotep (Nyako) to stir up trouble.

To protect her chastity and for a better tomorrow, Abigail decided to stir up trouble.

As a result, Abigail discovered...

stirring up trouble was fun, and the more she continued stirring up trouble, the more she felt good.

[Yuri + 1v1 + Yandere + Cuddly Romance]

I transmigrated into an old-school romance novel as the vicious villainess—and landed in a completely hopeless starting situation.

1. A plot destined to end in death at the hands of the male lead.

2. A "Fated Hero" male lead who can't be killed.

The only way to survive? Stick close to the heroine. Give her meticulous, heartfelt care. Make her fall in love with me. Then—die right in front of her, killed by the male lead...

That way, not only could I earn system points to exchange for a resurrection card, I could also push the heroine (who is also fated by destiny) to kill the male lead herself.

The plan worked perfectly!

Only... after I revived and met the heroine again—something was off.

She’d turned into a yandere!

Help! I actually raised a yandere boss heroine!

Every time he goes to sleep, he will enter a game’s Ultimate Boss’ body.

He’s the Sleeper of R’lyeh at the bottom of the ocean, the Great Old One in the game, the master of the dream that makes one fall into madness—Cthulhu!

Due to the rising of the game, more and more fanatics call upon His name. There will be a strange item at home every time Ke Meng wakes up. It’s quite a trouble for an unboxing video creator like him…

When I opened my eyes, I found myself in a navy dormitory!

Sky blue hip-length hair, blue eyelashes, fair skin, and slender legs. This is not Esdeath!

How come my gender changed when I opened my eyes?

"I love Lady Esdeath the most!"

Tashigi held a long sword in her arms and looked at Esdeath with shining eyes!

"Oh? Aren't the Queen and the Empress more suitable?"

Hancock looked at Esdeath as if she were a little girl.

"Queen adult!"

The Battle of Marineford attracted all attention as soon as it appeared!

That woman is the queen of the entire navy!

Summary: Li Ruoxi wakes up to find herself transported to a parallel world, Season 6. She's inexplicably transformed into a beautiful young woman, and inexplicably gained a 'Great Devil' system. "Ding, 'Legendary ADC Mastery' bound." "Ding, 'Extreme Killing Mode' activated." "Ding, 'Auto-Aim Lock' ready." Her gaming skills, awareness, mentality, gaming talent, and leadership abilities... are at peak performance levels. She livestreams, outplaying top players and streamers, reaching the top of the international server in the Canyon of Heroes! In professional competition, she's shown off to Faker at low health, crushing Stain and becoming the number one player in League of Legends! This young woman's incredible journey unintentionally shakes up the world! Faker the Great Devil? No! She is! !!!

There is a genius director who suddenly appeared in the entertainment industry. Her works are all hits. It can be said that she is the luckiest person in the film and television industry.

But Wei Lan herself is very mysterious and few people have seen her.

Finally one day, people saw the true appearance of this tyrant on the set——

#Director, your milk bottle fell#

#Give Director Wei a Chinese syrup... no, a lollipop#

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The genius director Wei Lan has a secret that no one knows.

She has dreamed of real scenes from other worlds since she was a child.

In her dreams, she has really seen the war of galaxy civilizations, the flying of thousands of swords in the world of cultivation, and the siege of zombies in the wasteland world...

She has seen the changes in those worlds and the joys and sorrows of the people there.

In her previous life, Wei Lan was restricted by various conditions of the times and could not perfectly express the world she wanted to express.

Once she traveled through time, she came to an era of holographic movies where the scenery, props, and photography were all constructed by the director's consciousness.

What was impossible before has now become possible.

However, there is still a little trouble.

Wei Lan's new body was injected with genetic poison when he was a child. Now his appearance is frozen at the age of three and a half, and he is also bound to a system that needs to gain the favor of others to survive.

Wei Lan: Damn it——

System (covering): Children can't swear!

Wei Lan: Damn it——

System (covering): Host, pay attention, you are now 24 hours away from genetic collapse, please work hard to gain the favor of others to prolong your life!

Wei Lan said helplessly: It seems that I have to go back to my old job.

Later, people commented on Wei Lan:

"She is the hot spot king of this era."

"A genius dream maker."

Day 1: My vision seems to be blurring a lot recently, and I keep seeing strange things in the corner of my eyes. Look! That cabinet is moving on its own. I’ll go take a look.

Day 13: I see them, damn it! Why is this world full of strange things?

Day 101: There is nothing to be afraid of anymore! Putting on this long dress befitting a witch, I, too, have become a monster!