[Ruined Library + Lobotomy Corporation + Prison Bus]

My name is Le Si. I was originally just a living being casually created by Lord Aha, and I lived a not-at-all-peaceful life in the tavern.

But, I don’t know what Lord Aha was thinking, he suddenly threw me to a place that looked like a library and asked me to get along well with the people there.

[After the ruined library is the prison bus]

【Watch without a knife】

[Although the previous part is a bit boring, please read it patiently]

[Short video, movie-watching style, Honkai series PV, no protagonist]

The viewing body descends into the Star Iron World.

Start by playing "Fables of the Starry Sky. Part One"

【Xing: Aha, I want to praise you!】

【Gold Dust: Praise the Amber King!】

"Lord Wolf!!!"

[Silver Wolf: This is the complete Silver Wolf, the complete me!]

[Joyful Star God Ahaha: Wolf Lord stretched out his hand and grasped it, instantly refining the Great Lord of Extinction, Zhu Luo.]

[Clara: Can Clara become someone like the big sister in the future? ]

On the Titans and the Nations of the Earth

[Black Tower: You are watching! Administrator of the Emperor's Scepter.]

[Aglaia: Chasing fire is a journey of constant loss, and in all of that, life is insignificant.]

[Bai'e: I am ready to become the savior. No matter what happens in the future, I will not waver.]

[Xukong Wanzang: Oh, are you interested in studying why birds can fly? ]

Walter: Damn, Honkai is still chasing me!

March 7: Xing, come with me and hold Uncle Yang, Danheng, why are you just watching?

…

As the video played, Xing gradually understood everything.

"So I have three mothers and one aunt?"

Kafka: Reach the end of your journey at your own will!

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The rewards after watching the video are clearly explained in the first few chapters. For subsequent chapters, the rewards will be directly distributed to individuals, not just to the author.

The protagonist is not just a tool. In addition to short videos and historical video reviews, he also focuses on showing modern life to the ancients!

Lin Qi doesn’t know about his life, and the videos he watches will be broadcast to audiences of all generations.

So Lin Qi's life became a source of entertainment for countless ancestors after dinner under the sky.

Watching the AI ​​short video [“Oh, I, Ying Zheng, won the MVP”] made Ying Zheng split open.

The sight of [Shao Song's Dragon Banner Pressing Forward] brought tears to Zhao Kuangyin's eyes.

The [Top Ten Emperors Ranking] caused indignation among countless emperors.

Playing [The Unfortunate Song of the Ming Dynasty] made the emperors of the Ming Dynasty vomit blood.

Brush【Late Night Net Depression Cloud】EMO predecessors

...

Lin Qi traveled around the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland, and took his ancestors to see the splendor of China!

Ying Zheng: "No, why am I always the one being teased?"

Liu Che: "Why are they called dragon and phoenix emperors, while I am the pig emperor?"

Li Shimin: "Can you please stop mentioning that awful Xuanwu Gate inheritance law?"

Li Chengqian: "Your Majesty, please call me Crown Prince!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth Brother, come here!"

Yue has wandered for half his life, regretting only that he has never met a wise master. If Lord Aizen will not abandon me, Yue will be your adoptive father! Aizen: 6! Although you have lost your Emperor, you still have me. I can definitely be your new ruler! Zhongli: 6! General Raiden, please do me a favor and stop the Eye Hunting Order! Lei Yingying: 6! When did you develop the illusion that I don't have the power of dreams? Sanbing: 6! Li Yue, a fun-loving man from the 21st century, traveled to Genshin Impact. But there's more to it than just Genshin Impact, there's also a very interesting chat group! Li Yue says he wants to be happy!

"What? You're still using the Ridge Dragon to fight others? It's you! Go, Fei Tuo!" An orange-gold magic net was thrown out in all directions. In a burst of dazzling light, the Dragon King Rhodo descended like a mountain! "Andrius, King Wolf of the North Wind, I performed my End of Day Closing Song quite skillfully, right?" "Osel, the Demon God of the Whirlpool! Dragon Durin! Collect!" "Why do I use the magic of the True Lord Liuyunjiefeng? Guess." "With the power of the Grass Dragon King Apupe! The purest grass element, use it for me!" "Upgrade and merge the power of the Explosive Flame Tree and the Formless Fire? Flame takes shape! Go!" "Can Miss Fox's power also work?"

Introduction:

【Short Video】+【Star Iron】+【Original God】+【No Female Lead】

Lu Haiyi accidentally obtained a magical software that allows him to make money just by watching short videos.

Why don't you try to watch more videos?

What he didn't know was that every video he watched was being broadcast to both the Genshin Impact and Collapse Universes at the same time.

Play "The Tragic Past of Gold Dust"

Gold Sand: "How come I became the head of the marketing department just by watching a video?"

Play "Rakshasa Legendary Life!"

Uncle Yang: "Damn it! Honkai is still chasing me! Hurry back to the Immortal Boat! I'm going to kill Rakshasa!"

Brush "Mond's Honorary Knight, once again being used as a background board"

Noelle: "Is this still the Honor Knight I knew back then?"

Brush "Funina's Pure Land"

Finina: "Nothing else matters, can you remove the sword from your head?"

Short videos are presented to everyone.

All kinds of knives, all kinds of secondary creations, and all kinds of black histories.

All the Bengtie characters are numb!

I beg you to stop brushing!

But Lu Haiyi didn't care at all.

Today is another fulfilling day!

【Written content】

[Gold Dust's Life Story, The Sinner's Dance, 2.3 Flower Guide, Embers of Grammer's Iron Cavalry, The Goddess Splits the View, Blade PV, Death's Omen, Five Warriors on the Cloud, Mirror Flow, Nata Preview, Ten Stonehearts, Winter Night's Fool Play.]

【Variety show live broadcast + gender-swapped cat girl + cool story】

In the year 2052, the world is at peace, but crime continues.

In order to deter criminals and raise people's awareness of prevention, countries around the world jointly organized the "Global Capture: Thief's Doomsday" program.

The program team promised that contestants could steal legally, and the items obtained would be cashed by the program team, but they would be eliminated if caught by the pursuit team.

Su Fei'er was chosen to be a contestant. At the beginning, she merged the template of Bengtie's "Cat Thief" Su Fei'er and became a real cat girl.

As long as you play the role of the template, you can maintain integration.

Although Su Fei'er has Sai Fei'er's physical fitness and theft experience.

But it has only one magical ability: the power of deception "true lies" - as long as everyone believes it, the lie can come true.

And the more people believe a lie, the more powerful the "truth" becomes.

In order to play the role of "Cat Thief" well, do a good job in robbing the rich and helping the poor, and gain more "real" abilities to become stronger.

Su Feier decided to deceive the whole world through the live broadcast of the show!

After the show started, when Su Feier used various cheating abilities to sneak around the world with the pursuit team,

The audience couldn't help but shout out in disbelief:

"The end of thieves? No, the rise of the cat god!"

As countries upgrade their anti-theft measures, thieves caught around the world cry:

"Cat God, stop showing off and give your colleagues some room to survive. This is really going to be the end of the world!"

And the poor orphans around the world whose lives have been improved thanks to Sufei's support:

"Thank you, Master Thief Cat!

Lu Feng was in a car accident. He didn't expect that he was bound to a system, and he didn't expect that the video he was watching would be broadcast live to ancient times...

Food Videos

Lu Feng: It looks so hungry, I really want to eat it.

Qin Shi Huang: Is this how immortals eat?

Video introducing Confucius.

Lu Feng: As expected of Confucius, I'm afraid those muscles can form the word "virtue", right?

Terracotta Warriors Video

Lu Feng: There are so many people.

Qin Shi Huang: It doesn’t matter if I don’t have this immortal.

Repair Kick Video

Lu Feng: Ah, this hoof trimming video is quite relaxing.

Ancient people from various dynasties: Do we need to repair the horse's hooves as well?

Wei Qing and Huo Qubing: Why does this horse need nails?

…

When the ancients discovered they could buy things on the canopy, they went crazy.

Corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes, and various high-yield seeds are available for purchase.

Mirrors, glass, various modern crafts, buy.

Clearance sale of old books, buy

Host: Count down one, two, three, link up. Oh, sold out?

(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)

(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)

When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.

Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"

Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.

Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.

Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.

Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.

Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."

From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.

It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.

[Starry Sky Railway + Honkai Impact 3rd + Honkai Impact 3rd + Stalk + Second Creation + Clash of Yingjie and Golden Descendants]

The main perspective is Kevin traveling through the collapsed iron, occasionally watching the movie, and occasionally the main line.

…

Have you ever seen Dan Heng say to Blade: "There are five people and the price is three"?

Have you ever seen Blade chasing after Xiadie and saying, "Hurry! Let me touch you!"?

Have you ever seen the famous scene of the three saviors together? [Qiong, Kevin, Bai'e]

Wait, wait, wait~

Don’t worry! You’ll find it all in this book!

At the beginning, we take a look at Kevin, the recognized savior of the world of collapse!

"On that burning land, I made a promise to her, to everyone! Humanity will triumph over the Honkai!"

Bai'e: Is this the savior? Compared to Kevin, I'm still too naive...

[Qiong: So cool! Uncle Yang, Uncle Yang! Then let me ask you, why do birds fly?]

【Walter: Collapse... Collapse... Collapse is still chasing me! 】

I’m not very good at writing an introduction, please read the main text!