Introduction:
【Short Video】+【Star Iron】+【Original God】+【No Female Lead】
Lu Haiyi accidentally obtained a magical software that allows him to make money just by watching short videos.
Why don't you try to watch more videos?
What he didn't know was that every video he watched was being broadcast to both the Genshin Impact and Collapse Universes at the same time.
Play "The Tragic Past of Gold Dust"
Gold Sand: "How come I became the head of the marketing department just by watching a video?"
Play "Rakshasa Legendary Life!"
Uncle Yang: "Damn it! Honkai is still chasing me! Hurry back to the Immortal Boat! I'm going to kill Rakshasa!"
Brush "Mond's Honorary Knight, once again being used as a background board"
Noelle: "Is this still the Honor Knight I knew back then?"
Brush "Funina's Pure Land"
Finina: "Nothing else matters, can you remove the sword from your head?"
Short videos are presented to everyone.
All kinds of knives, all kinds of secondary creations, and all kinds of black histories.
All the Bengtie characters are numb!
I beg you to stop brushing!
But Lu Haiyi didn't care at all.
Today is another fulfilling day!
【Written content】
[Gold Dust's Life Story, The Sinner's Dance, 2.3 Flower Guide, Embers of Grammer's Iron Cavalry, The Goddess Splits the View, Blade PV, Death's Omen, Five Warriors on the Cloud, Mirror Flow, Nata Preview, Ten Stonehearts, Winter Night's Fool Play.]
[Ruined Library + Lobotomy Corporation + Prison Bus]
My name is Le Si. I was originally just a living being casually created by Lord Aha, and I lived a not-at-all-peaceful life in the tavern.
But, I don’t know what Lord Aha was thinking, he suddenly threw me to a place that looked like a library and asked me to get along well with the people there.
[After the ruined library is the prison bus]
【Watch without a knife】
[Although the previous part is a bit boring, please read it patiently]
The protagonist is not just a tool. In addition to short videos and historical video reviews, he also focuses on showing modern life to the ancients!
Lin Qi doesn’t know about his life, and the videos he watches will be broadcast to audiences of all generations.
So Lin Qi's life became a source of entertainment for countless ancestors after dinner under the sky.
Watching the AI short video [“Oh, I, Ying Zheng, won the MVP”] made Ying Zheng split open.
The sight of [Shao Song's Dragon Banner Pressing Forward] brought tears to Zhao Kuangyin's eyes.
The [Top Ten Emperors Ranking] caused indignation among countless emperors.
Playing [The Unfortunate Song of the Ming Dynasty] made the emperors of the Ming Dynasty vomit blood.
Brush【Late Night Net Depression Cloud】EMO predecessors
...
Lin Qi traveled around the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland, and took his ancestors to see the splendor of China!
Ying Zheng: "No, why am I always the one being teased?"
Liu Che: "Why are they called dragon and phoenix emperors, while I am the pig emperor?"
Li Shimin: "Can you please stop mentioning that awful Xuanwu Gate inheritance law?"
Li Chengqian: "Your Majesty, please call me Crown Prince!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth Brother, come here!"
Lu Feng was in a car accident. He didn't expect that he was bound to a system, and he didn't expect that the video he was watching would be broadcast live to ancient times...
Food Videos
Lu Feng: It looks so hungry, I really want to eat it.
Qin Shi Huang: Is this how immortals eat?
Video introducing Confucius.
Lu Feng: As expected of Confucius, I'm afraid those muscles can form the word "virtue", right?
Terracotta Warriors Video
Lu Feng: There are so many people.
Qin Shi Huang: It doesn’t matter if I don’t have this immortal.
Repair Kick Video
Lu Feng: Ah, this hoof trimming video is quite relaxing.
Ancient people from various dynasties: Do we need to repair the horse's hooves as well?
Wei Qing and Huo Qubing: Why does this horse need nails?
…
When the ancients discovered they could buy things on the canopy, they went crazy.
Corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes, and various high-yield seeds are available for purchase.
Mirrors, glass, various modern crafts, buy.
Clearance sale of old books, buy
Host: Count down one, two, three, link up. Oh, sold out?