[Lighthearted and humorous + no female lead + no angst + a survivalist protagonist] Enter at your own risk. Chen Xun transmigrates to a vast and boundless world of cultivation, awakens an immortality system, and is even gifted an immortal spirit beast as a companion. I, Chen Xun, have no interest in fighting and killing, nor do I want to provoke anyone; I only want to see the world's splendor with my old ox. Inadvertently, he reveals three mountain-splitting axes at his waist; in another inadvertently, he reveals his sixteen-pack abs. He slowly puts on a bandit hood, revealing a sinister smile: "I, Chen Xun, and my old ox are the most reasonable." The entire universe trembles; he's wearing...wearing it. A Qi Refining stage fireball spell suddenly...[Purple Spirit Snowstorm]

I've been the sun for billions of years, and I'm tired of living.

Until I collapsed into a black hole, and when I opened my eyes, I had become an infant in the world of cultivation.

They tested my spiritual root, but the spirit stones didn't react at all. I felt like something was missing from my body, and then... my spiritual root grew on its own.

They taught me magic, and I learned it in one glance, even optimizing it a bit.

They said I was too bloodthirsty, and I said, "Gentlemen, please die here."

I originally wanted to be an ordinary cultivator, but everything seems a bit off.

Lu Jun was completely dumbfounded when he opened his eyes—he had transmigrated into the body of the little golden crow in the Lich King arc, what a hellish start!

Fortunately, the decision-making system arrived, giving him a glimmer of hope.

Faced with a choice, Lu Jun realized her mistake and decisively chose to use moral blackmail.

He modified the supreme killing Zhou Tian Xing Dou Grand Array into a primordial open-source project, and conveniently tied the array to himself.

From then on, his fate was in his own hands: if he lived, he would bring blessings to the world; if he died, the great formation would collapse, the primordial sky would disappear, and the immeasurable calamity would arrive ahead of schedule.

The sage was torn, wanting to advance the Great Kalpa, yet afraid to touch this self-destructing truck.

After all, whoever possesses such karma will die.

Lu Jun: "So it turns out that as long as I have no morals, I can live so happily. What else is there to say? Let's just go and destroy them."

(The rating has just been released and will increase later.)

(This book is also known as: The Primordial Era: The Great Dao is Silent, Only Bestowing Merit), The Primordial Era: The Happy Every Day of the Self-Destructing Truck, The Primordial Era: Lu Jun Frowns, Ready to Explode with the Other Party, The Primordial Era: The Great Dao's Most Beloved Child, The Primordial Era: I Am the Heavenly Emperor, Suppressing All Enemies)

Starting with immortality, I thought I could just relax and be a couch potato, but then the son of a wealthy landowner dragged me onto the path of cultivation. While others cultivate through talent and hard work, I rely purely on "living long and living off a rich man." I explore secret realms, encounter powerful figures, and cause trouble along the way, accumulating my immortality buff. The fun of cultivation hasn't been limited either; my main goal is to "stay put" in the cultivation world. Watch how I use my long lifespan to make cultivation a truly unique experience!

Nuwa: Fat Cat, you can usually bully those innate divine beasts and innate gods who have no backing. Who told you to insult the saint?

Don't you know your own capabilities?

Fat Cat, I don't mind if you usually go fishing, catching birds, or raiding bird nests, but who told you to go and catch Kunpeng and Dijun, and plunder the dojos of the primordial gods?

Nuwa: Fat cat, you're getting upset just because I said a few words to you.

Fat cat, why are you raising your paw? Are you going to hit me?

Bai Chen: Meow meow, I, the great god Bai Chen, love to reason with others and persuade them with virtue!

The innate gods' faces darkened, because Bai Chen's principles and morality could lead to death!

The sacred flame shines brightly!

All my disciples, meow meow meow meow!

The Qi Training Sect is an ancient and mysterious sect. It's said that its disciples and elders are all at the Qi Training stage. Due to its weak strength, it's largely ignored, making it the oldest sect in the world. Everyone considered it a minor, insignificant sect. Until one day, a devastating natural disaster struck, and the seventy-two Qi Training Sect elders finally gave up their concealment and unleashed their immortal-level cultivation.

[Alternative Prehistoric World] + [Over 10,000 Updates Daily] + [Go Forward] After becoming Tongtian and foreseeing the plot of the Conferred Gods, I've finally realized it! Founding a religion? 996 is no match for fishing! I disbanded the Jiejiao that same day and spread the word about "career templates." As a result, the entire prehistoric world has become my spiritual follower!

He traveled through time and space and became the Sixth Prince of Jinwu. He was shot by Dayi and was about to die!

At the critical moment, the star evolution system is activated!

The fall of the Golden Crow?

Isn't that the sun falling?

Collapse! Collapse! Crazy collapse!

White dwarfs! Neutron stars! Black holes! Crazy evolution!

The fall of the Golden Crow?

I am now Black Hole Daluo!

Nuwa Saint: He actually crossed the long river of time, isn’t this the Eternal Daluo?

The Three Pure Ones: Something is wrong. How could he become a saint without using the Hongmeng Purple Qi?

The Twelve Ancestral Witches: We have all become saints, why are we still not as good as him?

Daozu Hongjun: The Sixth Golden Crow actually achieved the Eternal Daluo?

Lu Jun: In this ancient world, how can it withstand my power?

Come on, let's expand the world together.

Mo Yu traveled through the ancient times and became a soldier of the Wu clan. He awakened the diary system of the Great Dao. As long as he kept writing in the diary, he would become stronger.

Little did he know that the diary he wrote had unknowingly changed the prehistoric advantage.

[If you have time to listen to the teachings, why not go to Buzhou Mountain and intercept the Xiantian gourd vine...]

[Kunpeng Demon Master is the master of the demon clan. Killing him is equivalent to destroying 30% of the demon clan's luck.]

Emperor Jun married Xihe and Changxi in a celestial marriage ceremony, and gave birth to ten little suns. Poor Kuafu was burned to death.

[The Three Pure Ones, transformed from Pangu's primordial spirit, may be able to make up for the Wu clan's innate deficiencies.]

[The Wu clan suffered terribly, being schemed against from the beginning to the end. Even Hou Tu was forced into a state of reincarnation, never to leave the world.]

Until one day, Hou Tu led the Wu clan to surround the Zixiao Palace.

When Mo Yu woke up, he found two women lying beside him.

He was completely dumbfounded.

"Who put Xihe and Changxi in my bed?"

"No, I told you to establish the Earthly Path, why did you destroy the Heavenly Path?"

Oh my god, how did this world become so crooked?

He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

…

My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”