"Divorce if you don't get sterilized!"
"Anyway, I won't have a child with a useless man like you!"
In order to find another partner, his wife, who did not want to have children, threatened Zhang Bo with divorce and forced him to have a sterilization.
Looking at the newly awakened fertility and prosperity system, Zhang Bo smiled:
"It's a deal, double happiness!"
From then on, there was one more woman in the world who regretted to the point of crying bitterly, and one more happy man who was free and unrestrained.
Qin Dong traveled through the end of the world and became the president of a small shelter.
It coincided with a zombie riot, food depletion, people's morale was low, and the situation was extremely critical.
In desperation, he linked to the disaster relief system mall, and everything consumed on the refugees can be purchased at a super low price!
Qin Dong raised his arm and called out:
"As long as you join the East Territory Shelter, you will be my brother! All food will be provided at a fair price, with no limit on quantity!"
The refugees burst into tears:
"One zombie crystal core can be exchanged for ten buckets of instant noodles? Oh my god, Brother Dong won't go bankrupt, right?".
"As long as you work twelve hours a day, you can have three full meals? Impossible! How can there be such a philanthropist!"
"Brother Dong is like our second parent, and he is like our second parent. If one day he shot me in the chest with a gun, I would also believe that the gun went off accidentally."
"I have never seen a saint like Qin Dong! In this dark end of the world, he is like a ray of light, allowing me to see the brilliance and splendor of human nature."
"He is the savior of this end-time, a God walking on earth. He works tirelessly without asking for anything in return, and his purpose in life has long transcended worldly life."
……
Qin Dong was dumbfounded: "I did all this just to make a little profit!"
Liu Ziyang lay slumped on the creaking, broken sofa in his rented apartment, staring at the "Balance less than 100 yuan" notification on his phone screen. His temples throbbed. Just three days ago, he was a project manager at an internet company; now, he was part of the unemployed masses, without enough money in his pocket to even cover next week's rent.
"Grrrrumble—" His stomach growled at an inconvenient moment. He fished out the last packet of instant noodles from the fridge, three days past its expiry date. Just as he tore open the packaging, his phone screen suddenly went black, then a flashy, golden interface popped up.
[Ding! Host detected in a life low point, "Loss Rebate" System is binding...]
Others laughed at him for being afraid of death and ridiculed him for wasting his time.
He is clearly an excellent professional card maker, but he lives in a daze every day.
Even the only opportunity for admission to the Professional Advanced College has been delayed again and again.
I joined five years late...
The difficulty doubles with each year of delay. Now his assessment is thirty-two times more difficult than that of an ordinary person!
Only Lin Yu himself knows...
Everything is worth it!
Just one month before the fifth year assessment, he finally found the key card he had been dreaming of!