Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.
This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!
From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:
"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"
"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"
"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."
"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."
"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"
"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"
"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."
The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:
"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"
"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"
"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"
In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"
Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——
A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.
Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...
He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.
I am Ignatius, an honorable Paladin.
The worst decision I made in my life was to ambush that crazy vampire princess five years ago.
Now, I'm caught.
What's even more terrifying is that I...became her sister, Sylvia.
After obtaining the recording system, all you need to do is take photos of interesting moments to get various rewards. So Lu Yao began his journey of recording in the world of cultivation.
"The number one on this year's Tianjiao list must be Saint Lingyun."
"Beiyuan Sword Leader is reasonable."
"The Nine-Tailed Demon? It's a little far-fetched, but it seems plausible."
“………”
"What do you mean a nameless passerby defeated all the geniuses with one hand, and there is no one in the vast Tianyuan who can match him?"
"…Who is Lu Yao?"
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Faced with countless geniuses falling at his feet, Lu Yao adjusted the camera to ensure that everyone could be captured in the picture, and then recorded this historic moment.
"Come on, 3.2.1, smile"
(It’s more of an everyday style. Life isn’t that good anymore, so I don’t want to write anything too heavy.)
Traveling through a parallel world, they transformed into a pair of twin girls.
She has one soul and two bodies, she is both the elder sister Xu Youyue and the younger sister Xu Mingyue.
Xu Mingyou felt very angry.
This is so insecure! If you're not careful, you might get caught and forced to live in a place not suitable for children.
Fortunately, the "Entertainment Krypton Gold System" has awakened.
As long as you spend money in the system, you can improve various abilities, such as singing, screenwriting, directing, acting, etc., and you can even obtain various self-defense skills and props.
In order to live a better life, I must never die in anime.
The girl started out as a streamer and dedicated herself to entertainment:
When she first became a host, her song "Bubble" shook the music world.
When he entered the music scene, his song "Under the Sea" moved the entire internet to tears.
Filming a martial arts drama, the script was modified to become "The Legend of Jiang Yuyan".
…
Afterwards, they appeared in film and television, literature, and games, sweeping across all industries.
Jiang Feng, a 28-year-old divorced father, is left with only a rusty cart, his three-and-a-half-year-old daughter, Xiaoman, and a leaky rental apartment in a corner of the city. The landlord's knock on the door, demanding payment, sounds like a death knell, but the little girl in his arms smiles and says, "Daddy's porridge is the sweetest."
In despair, the "Human Fireworks Gourmet System" was activated—no mysterious supernatural powers, only exquisite recipes, ingredient awareness, and an upgradeable food truck. Starting with the first bowl of "Wontons in Clear Soup" at the alley entrance, a long line quietly formed in front of Jiang Feng's stall. The richness of the golden braised egg, the scorching aroma of the pan-fried buns, the warm sweetness of the osmanthus wine... Each dish concealed his love for Xiaoman, becoming a late-night comfort for office workers and a morning anticipation for the lonely elderly.
Ye Wei, a sharp-tongued food blogger, visited the restaurant anonymously, only to be struck by a bowl of wontons. Her negative review unexpectedly sparked a surge in traffic: "Amazing broth from a humble cart!" Since then, a "shadow effect" has spread throughout the city—a single announcement of a stall opening in Jiang Feng's WeChat group sparks a long line of people waiting at the alley entrance.
The cart eventually became a high-tech restaurant called "Warm Home," but crises followed: rumors, capital hunting, and demolition of old alleys... In the wind and rain, diners held up signs that read "Trust Flash Mob." Ye Wei held his hand tightly: "Taste is your sword, I am your shield." Xiaoman stood on tiptoe and placed Ye Wei's hand in her father's palm: "Mom Ye Wei, don't go."
This is a journey that starts with making a living through fireworks and ends with landing at the place where thousands of lights shine.
After reincarnating as Eriri, she was supposed to live an ordinary life as an ordinary rich girl in an ordinary everyday world, but why did it turn out like this...
Eriri raised her petite right hand and felt the energy that was enough to destroy everything condensed in her white and tender palm.
Bringing her five fingers together one by one, Eriri said in a sweet voice with high spirits, "That's right, the strongest Eriri in history is me!"
At this moment, an invitation to a chat group popped up in Yingli's mind.
Wanjie Chat and Dating Group invites you to join the group chat, do you agree?
Yes
Eriri: “Ah, this…”
【No system】【Youthful daily life】【Sweet story】【Single female lead】【Pure love】
Childhood sweethearts, little friends who have known each other forever, what kind of fate does it take for two people to grow up together with each other?
In fifth grade, a transfer student from the city joined our class. While the classmates were still curiously looking at this cute little girl, Li Ruoran, who was sitting in his seat, widened his eyes and said, "No, she really came here!!!"
Ye Wanxin looked at the stunned Li Ruoran calmly, as if to say, you little fool, just control yourself!
…
Where will their fate go in this long time that is sometimes gentle, sometimes interesting, sometimes romantic, and sometimes happy?
“The encounter between people must be meaningful…”
"And you are my destiny!"
(Slow to warm up, not invincible) After waking up, You Fu, who is about to enter his third year of high school, finds that he has traveled to a parallel world with Pokémon!
…
Oh my god! Isn't this the mythical beast Meltan? Why doesn't anyone want it?
What? They didn't even know Meltan could evolve into Melmetal, thinking it was just a rare, weak Pokémon.
Then I won't be polite... Wait, I don't think I can gather dozens or hundreds of Meltans to evolve...
bite!
What? A Pokémon evolution and training system? Tokens can be exchanged for Meltan candy?
Ahem, sorry about that.
It is our duty to reforge the glory of the mythical beast Meltan of Steel!
When he saw a group of women wearing only grass skirts and with naked upper bodies surrounding him, Xia Minghao knew that he might have returned to ancient times.
Although the modern knowledge in our minds can help us climb the technology tree, it will take a long time for us to live a civilized life.
Wait! It seems the totems of this world aren't just about primitive beliefs and worship...
The fire totem controls fire, the gold totem can manipulate metal, and the wind totem can not only control wind power but also separate different gases in the air.
When he learned this, Xia Minghao slapped his forehead.
Wouldn’t this directly lead to the development of “machine tools”, which are known as the mother of industry?
Totem is productivity!
As long as you are brave enough, industrialization can be achieved in ancient times!
In the barbaric primitive era, Xia Minghao ignited the fire of civilization.
I came, I saw, I conquered!
Start from a tribe without totem and grow stronger, conquer various tribes and collect various totem powers.
Relying on the technology tree in your mind and the power of these totems, you can launch great technological leaps forward again and again!
Xia Minghao guided the primitive people to start a series of civilization transformations, from eating raw meat and drinking blood to gazing at the stars and the sea!
Current civilization progress:
Stone Age (achieved)
Bronze Age (not reached)
Iron Age (not achieved)
Steam Age (not achieved)
Electric Age (not achieved)
Atomic Age (not achieved)
Current Totem Collection:
Wind Totem (not collected)
Eagle Totem (not collected)
Fire Totem (not collected)
Bull Totem (not collected)
Gold Totem (not collected)
…
All the gold medal editors in Xinghe's live studio stood up for this work, highly recommended
[System] + [Non-Invincible] + [Slow Heat] + [Half-Blooded] + [Daily Life]
(It's a bit toxic in the early stage, please be gentle with your criticism. The writing is not good, so you can only look at the story. I'm a newcomer.)
I traveled through time.
The good news is, I opened a breeding house.
The bad news is that the breeding house is about to go bankrupt.
Are you kidding me? I'm going to be a Pokémon Master.
How could I possibly open a store in this lifetime? Impossible, absolutely impossible!
System "Three legs, three choices?"
Okay, I admit that I just want to open a Pokémon breeding house.