Never compete with Demacians in strength; never compete with Noxians in bloodshed; never compete with Ionians in showmanship; never compete with Yordles in cunning. And please never forget why you fight! (The preceding text is quite long; the part about League of Legends starts at Chapter 37! Sorry!)

[Urban Elf + Funny Single Female Lead + Crazy Playing of Memes + Non-Toxic]

The elf world and the real world merge and intertwine into a whole new world.

The extremely rational Maura.

I am an assassin who reaps harvests in the darkness, and every strike of my sword is a critical hit.

Tsundere Gardevoir.

I am the queen, shining with confidence.

The introduction is weak, please read the text~

Dear readers of the old books, please come back soon~

In this glorious world, countless citizens are born as gods, and the brilliance of the Immortal God Emperor covers all realms and illuminates the heavens. The God Emperor of Origin reshaped the system of faith and will, broke free from the shackles of incense, ascended to the throne of God above Gods, and laid the foundation for the azure transcendence. The myth of creation took a different approach, using one law to derive all laws, and the law of psychic energy illuminates the heavens, eternally immortal. The God Emperor of War suppresses transcendence with the group, crushes natural disasters with spiritual wisdom, and sublimates the meaning of life and civilization again. In today's azure civilization, the brilliance of the Immortal God Emperor shines on all realms, and the will of civilization is only half a step away from transcending the void sea... and this half-step "brilliance" will descend upon the world at this moment. Luo Chen: "

Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

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Chen Mo has a secret: in his eyes, everything he wants to do is a quantifiable progress bar. Officials say: He is the nemesis of high-risk anomalies. The villains say: He demolished our base and stole the anomalies we contained. Chen Mo said: I was just forced by obsessive-compulsive disorder to push the progress to 100%. The so-called salvation is to reset the progress bar of despair in people's hearts to zero. - Chen Mo

[Also known as: Cthulhu version of Ranch Story]

Farming style + Cthulhu world + daily management + cognitive error + protagonist no fighting + no color + low sense of pleasure

Tiny human, when you see those great beings, will you still maintain your sanity? —Family Whisper

The protagonist: Chen Yi, a veteran player of Ranch Story, Mineral Town and Stardew Valley, accidentally becomes an Old One.

What will he do when he enters the world of the Great Lord? Of course, he will continue farming! ! !

Main storyline: Build a ranch that belongs to you from scratch.

During the business, you can make friends with the alien girls around you and give them the radishes, tomatoes, sweet potatoes, apples, etc. that you grow yourself.

Reality changes because of the gift he gives.

Ranch setting reference: Ranch Story: Friends of Mineral Town

Target of the strategy: The most beautiful "Goddess".

Difficulty: 100 stars

The first two chapters are background stories and cognitive and operational learning.

Ranch building map: See Chapter 2 for the author’s words!

[Optional Quest: The bird-snake family is starving, please feed them as soon as possible] [Quest Reward: Favorability of the bird-snake family x5, virtual currency x10] [Optional Quest: Sphinx - Misk, I'd like you to help it design a nice hairstyle.] [Quest Reward: Favorability of Misk x10, virtual currency x10] [Main Quest: You have discovered that a mysterious organization seems to be poaching magical animals, please find evidence.] [Quest Reward: Virtual currency x100, random magic prop x1] ... [Congratulations on winning the magic skill - 'Animal Language'] [You can talk to animals, your voice

In the world of True Spirits, where bloodlines cultivate immortality, True Spirits reign supreme. The first-rank True Spirit family, the Golden Crow Emperor, sees their Golden Crow bloodline transform into the sun, illuminating the ten directions. The second-rank True Spirit family, the Taiyin Jade Rabbit Jade family, sees their Jade Rabbit bloodline transform into the moon, showering down its moonlight and blessing the people. The bloodlines of the Azure Dragon, White Tiger, Vermillion Bird, and Black Tortoise transform into the four constellations, guarding the four directions. The bloodlines of the third to ninth-rank True Spirit families transform into the stars, suppressing them from above. This is a world controlled by numerous True Spirit families. Kong Wenxuan, born into a family with Peacock bloodline, carries the inheritance of the "Five-Colored Divine Light." His first step is to elevate his family's Peacock bloodline to the position of True Spirit, transforming it into stars embedded in the sky.

[Behind the scenes + Cultivation + Chat Group + All Heavens and Worlds]

I, Gu Jianghan, am an ordinary college student who sacrificed himself to save others.

I never expected that the golden finger for time travel was not the system, nor the old man, but myself.

I am the ruler of the old days!

Just when I was about to be driven crazy by this boundless power and completely lose my "humanity", a miracle called [Chat Group of All Heavens and Myriad Worlds] extended an invitation to me across dimensions.

I cautiously suppressed the mental energy that could have contaminated the entire group chat, conjured up a dozen tentacles, and like a Parkinson's patient, typed a friendly greeting on the virtual keyboard:

[Lord of the Old Ones - Gu Jianghan]: Hello, I am Gu Jianghan. May I ask where this place is?

And then... nothing happened.

Three group members suffered cardiac arrest on the spot, bleeding from all seven orifices, and were on the verge of mental collapse. One of them was so excited that he gouged out his own eyeballs.

From then on, the style of the chat group began to become extremely weird.

——The aloof and proud daughter of heaven in the world of immortal cultivation analyzes the "spiritual charm of the Tao" contained in my words every day.

——The seriously injured and dying Daozi from another world regarded every word I typed as a punishment and a gift from God, and trembled with fear.

——There was also a Qigong cultivator from the Dharma Ending Age who was tied to the bed, and every day he was trying to flatter people in various ways, shouting, "Is there any accessory missing from the boss's leg?!"

And I, the great Lord of the Old Ones, can only maintain the mysterious image of a god while silently shouting in my heart:

"Can anyone tell me how to drink a Coke without destroying the world?"

Han Chen traveled to the continent of Teyvat a thousand years ago, took control of yin and yang and became Lingxiao Tai Chi Zhenjun. After traveling through the seven kingdoms, he chose to retire in Liyue Harbor and become a light novel writer.

[Daily + Main Story + Sweet + Excessive Sugar]

Zhongli: "From a common sense perspective, writing an autobiography like this will get you struck by lightning."

Wendy: "I'll treat you to some dandelion wine. Next time, write something more handsome for me. Hey hey."

Lei Movie: "You understand light novels."

"I Conquered the World of Desolation with the Geo Emperor in the Age of Demons" sold 100,000 copies in Liyue, prompting Keqing to bring the Dragon Roar in the Box to urge for updates.

The popular song "If You Are Trapped in a Windless Land" in Mondstadt made countless people cry in the middle of the night.

"General Baal Wants Me to Confess ~ The Gods' Love Brain War ~" has always been ranked first in the Inazuma "This Light Novel is Amazing" column.

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So far, Raiden Shin, Teppei, and Daichishuwang have been rescued...To be continued.

Note: This book has some secondary creation modifications, and Ying's personality tends to be secondary creation (trash).

Main storyline progress: Liyue - Inazuma - Lantern Festival - Fontaine - Rongcai Festival/Island - Nata - Xumi (in progress). If you don’t feel like the original story, you can fast forward directly from Inazuma to Xumi.

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"Life and death begin, and the cycle of yin and yang ends."

"The name of heaven and earth is Qiankun, and Lingxiao Tai Chi blooms."