“You actually locked animals in a box just to watch them breed? That’s pretty twisted.”

“That’s... a TV. It’s just playing Animal Planet...”

“The holy light... went out?! Did I do something wrong?!”

“You’re sitting on the power button.”

“A pot where lava and spring water coexist—humanity’s greatest invention!”

“Take it slow, no one’s fighting you for the hotpot.”

...

Jiang Li returned to Earth from another world, only to discover that the witch lady who used to be his enemy had followed him back.

Facing a world completely unfamiliar to her,

the witch lady made a firm decision...

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.

When people are in their third year of high school, they are given a mission by heaven, and they will live forever?

[Your Majesty, a temptress in troubled times is trying to sow discord between you and Prime Minister Wang. She appears gentle, but in reality she is a manipulative and malicious woman. If you listen to her slander and ignore the principles of state, the dynasty will fall.]

Xu Yan looked at the head teacher in front of him and Bai Yueguang sitting at the table in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Going to class = going to court?

Laoban = Prime Minister?

Is Bai Yueguang a temptress in troubled times? The contrast is a bit shocking?

Whose system is so crazy?

…

But gradually, Xu Yan discovered something was wrong.

The cute childhood sweetheart is a yandere, the aloof goddess suffers from a chuunibyou, and the new neighbor sister actually loves to stalk...

The system is a little crazy, but it's right...

[Your Majesty, you and the Saint have successfully achieved "Double Shame", Literary Strength +1, Military Strength +1.]

oh?

…

Screen One] "Host, your fishing game today is pretty realistic. You start with one boat and don't even give me a paddle." "Hahaha, I'm done laughing! I think this is more like a survival game." Faced with the teasing from the netizens in the livestream, the host's face flushed, but he forced himself to remain calm. "Brother, trust me..." Before he could finish his words, a large ship approached from behind, its flag bearing a red skull. A tall man with short red hair stood at the prow, his black cape fluttering. "Want to be a pirate? My name is Shanks..." With a casual move, he slashed at the sea. In an instant, the sea split, resembling an abyss. [Screen Two] The world's greatest swordsman, Hawkeye Mihawk, shattered sixteen pirate ships with a single strike... [Screen Three] Red-Haired Shanks meets the world's strongest man. With a casual clash of hands, the clouds swirled back, and the sky crumbled!

Traveling through the world of universal job transfer and obtaining the [Can Opening System of All Worlds], Xu Chen embarked on a journey of no return in selling cans.

Rich second generation: "I can't accept the change of job to a living profession!"

Xu Chen: "Open a jar."

Aloof school beauty: "I want to protect everyone around me."

Xu Chen: "Open a jar."

Sword Master: "I pursue the pinnacle of swordsmanship."

Xu Chen: "Open a jar."

"There's a jar with everything in it, so it's normal for one to be empty occasionally."

Xu Chen walked further and further on the road of selling jars, and when he looked back, he found that he was already standing on the top of the world.

Everyone changes jobs, the earth becomes semi-gamified, and high-level dungeons form their own civilization.

No task panels, no automatic translation.

Language and cultural barriers, as well as information decryption, have become a major challenge in opening up new dungeons!

Gao Feng obtains the god-level scholar talent, [Dragon Language Scholar] evolves into [Dragon God Scholar]

On this day, he was entrusted with a national mission and entered a dungeon called 'Dragon Kingdom' to translate dragon language for the country.

Looking at the [Dragon Guard] crawling in front of Gao Feng, Guo couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

"I asked you to translate the dragon language, but you command the dragons directly?"

There are also [Psychic Scholars], [Orc Scholars], [Elf Scholars], [Magic Scholars]...

[This book is also titled, "I, a Psychic Scholar, Serve as a Ghost Translator for the Nation."]

[Strong female characters + strong male characters (depending on the situation) + game and anime character abilities + true or false daughter + high martial arts skills + demon world]

My name is Long Yuewei, and tomorrow is my eighteenth birthday. Just now, my plug-in was received. After integrating with the Herrscher of Thunder, I feel that the road ahead is smooth.

However, it was also today that my parents told me that I was taken away by mistake eighteen years ago, and that I had a younger sister, Long Lingling, who was a real daughter.

I was also honored to be the fake daughter of the Long family.

It's strange, this little sister always seems to be in a daze and I don't know what she's thinking.

I am Long Lingling. In my previous life, Long Yuewei caused my family to be destroyed and I died tragically at the hands of a demon. In this life, I want Long Yuewei to pay the price in blood!

It’s strange, why is Long Yuewei so strong, why is she different from her previous life?

Could it be that she was also reborn? No, I need to plan carefully.

How can a farm on the brink of bankruptcy be revitalized? This is a question Chen Dong often pondered while sitting in the cowshed, lost in thought. "Monster training system?" Chen Dong was stunned when he first obtained the system. He was just a farmer, not a cultivator, so where would he find monsters to train? But after some experimenting, Chen Dong smiled. [Taming the Black Tiger Monster, Mission Completed, Basic Monster Evolution Template x1!] Chen Dong stared down at the small black cat in his arms, stunned by the system's prompt. [Arresting the evil cultivator who murdered and robbed treasure, Mission Completed, Basic Monster Potions x3!] After pinning down a thief fleeing on the street, he began to feel fortunate that the system wasn't too clever. By assigning the obtained Monster Evolution Templates to the farm's livestock and vegetables, he could use Monster Potions to perform various unique optimizations. Chen Dong even discovered...

My cells have their own minds. Each one wants to devour the sun and become the sun. Praise the sun! - [My entire body has absorbed enough stellar energy. Please choose your evolutionary direction.] [① Cell Evolution] [② Organ Evolution] [③ Extraordinary Abilities] - [Organ Evolution] [① Muscles: ...evolve to activate 'Steel Body'] [② Skeletons: ...evolve to activate 'Immortal Bones'] [③ Brain: ...evolve to activate 'Supercomputing Core'] [④ Heart: ...evolve to activate 'Nuclear Furnace'] [⑤ Liver: ...evolve to activate 'Life Crystal'] [⑥ Lungs: ...evolve to activate 'Atomic Breath'] [...] - [Extraordinary Abilities] [Extraordinary: Thermal Vision, Telekinesis, X-ray Vision, Enchanting Eyes, Fire Control, Water Control, Wind Control, Lightning Control...] ​​[Extraordinary: Bio-Force Field, Telepathy, Precognitive Eye...]

[Pokémon, Pokémon, Gym Leaders, Play Games to Become Stronger]

Su Ming travels to the elf world and inherits a gym at the beginning, but he will be disqualified from building the gym due to lack of strength.

Just when Su Ming was about to give up and lay down, he discovered that his handheld game could be synchronized with reality!

Since then, a gym leader with a strange style has appeared!

While lying in the gym playing the game, game prompts kept appearing:

[Congratulations on defeating the wild Dragonite and Dodo, gaining a lot of experience and upgrading your Pokémon's level!]

[You use the full-blood resurrection herb, and the elves that have lost their combat ability are restored to their peak state! ]

[Your game treasure hunter has found a treasure, and you have obtained the item Rainbow Feather! ]

[You used the enhanced Master Ball and successfully subdued the mythical beast!]

…

The four kings of the league and the champion were completely stunned:

"Gym Master Su Ming spends all day lying around in the gym playing games. How did he suddenly become invincible?"