This is a parallel world; please do not take it personally.

Welcome to Earth Online!

Game Announcement: The current version update on July 15th, 3025 AD is as follows:

1. Significantly reduce the random character generation rate for Chinese clothing, slightly increase the character generation rate for Western clothing, and moderately increase the character generation rate for Indian clothing.

2. Regional survival game event update: The [Deep Blue Storm] event is launched in coastal areas. The game will randomly drop items such as [Deep Sea Giant Squid], [Neighbor's Underpants], and [Flying Divine Dog].

3. The pre-event storyline for the S3 large-scale competition has been updated, and the story mission [Gaksha: Humanitarian Aid] is now open. Advanced players are encouraged to participate.

4. Slightly increase the rate of technological updates in traditional Chinese clothing, moderately increase the difficulty of starting a business…

Upon waking up, Gao Wan suddenly experienced auditory hallucinations and stared into deep thought at the game interface in front of him.

Netizen: The book "Burning the Scriptures" is right here, why don't you learn it? (Pulls out "Qian's Engineering Cybernetics")

Gao Wan: I'm studying, I'm studying.

"Ding! After one hour of dedicated reading of 'Engineering Cybernetics', your intelligence has increased by 1, your knowledge base by 1, and your learning progress by 1%."

The child may not understand, but the child is trying.

"You have logged into the Earth Online game forum."

Browse the player post "On the Importance of Unified Standards" - Author: Qin Shihuang.

Post titled "A Complete Guide from Beggar to Server Owner" - Author: Zhu Yuanzhang.

Post titled "On the Feasibility of Achieving Tasks Through Indirect Methods" - Author: Huang Chao.

One day at the Chinese Clothing Guild.

"Ding! Villager Gao Wan has shared controlled nuclear fusion technology with you."

From then on, science and metaphysics went hand in hand, and flying swords and mechas became one.

[Pokémon + Live Stream + Education + Daily Activities + System.]

Three days ago, Xu Yi received the funds in the system.

Three days later, the Pokémon arrived.

Xu Yi: "I've been here for eighteen years! Do you know how I've spent these eighteen years?!"

"Playful Blue..."

Lalu Lasi: "(๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ"

Many years later, the man who was revered as the father of Pokémon and made a great contribution to the world was finally recognized.

An unknown reporter was fortunate enough to interview him, but only received one sentence.

"All of these achievements are due to my own hard work. I'll keep a low profile."

Xu Changsheng transmigrated to the Immortal Realm and became the Purple Cloud Saint Lord. While excited, he was shocked to discover that he had a terrible start, already burdened with a debt of billions to feed his natal Gold-Devouring Beast.

Creditors came knocking, and the Zixiao Sacred Land was almost completely emptied!

To pay off his debts, Xu Changsheng vowed to become the first capitalist in the immortal realm.

then···

Using the Chaos Observation Mirror as a 'base station' and the artifact spirit as a cloud server, they successfully invented the Immortal Machine, which became a bestseller throughout the Immortal Realm and even the Six Realms!

Then, one after another, applications that were unheard of by any living being in the six realms appeared out of nowhere.

Didi Chuxing (a ride-hailing app), Genesis novels, a fantasy version of PUBG/League of Legends, digital banks, and a celestial Taobao shop...

I can't get one person to spend a million, but I can get a million people to spend six yuan!

After a period of time, the beings of the six realms suddenly...

I've been transported to a two-dimensional world and gained Yuri's mind control abilities, even the ability to control inanimate objects. You know what to do in this situation, right? That's right, of course, you control the computer to make it create animations, manga, and games on my own! In short, first make an animation of Haruhi Suzumiya, then Dark Souls, Arknights, and so on. Oh right, since I can make animations at will, just making the original works is too ordinary, let's make a combined new work, I've already thought of a title. A sequel to "Undead Valley Guchi Solo Kills Haruhi Suzumiya: The Eternal Flame of the First Flame" could also be made, like "God-Skinned Apostle Valley Guchi Conducts the Human Instrumentality Project"—it would be perfect!

[Invincible + Organization Building + Behind-the-Scenes Strategy + Containment + Micro-ensemble Portrayal]

Bound to the Savior System, Bai Yu was stunned. Monsters from the Spirit Realm invaded, and he was about to build an ancient Savior Organization from scratch, spreading a colossal lie about saving the world.

In the cracks of history, the spark gradually appeared before the world, shocking the entire world.

What? Suirenshi was actually the first leader of the Fire Seed?

Descendants, Heimdall, Huo Qubing, Solomon, Leonardo da Vinci, Xu Fu...

Leonardo da Vinci's manuscripts, the sword of King Arthur, Thor's hammer, the Sunbow...

Myths and history have faded from the world, but the emergence of the "Fire Seed" has reconnected these legendary figures.

While telling a colossal lie, Bai Yu also gained a large amount of legendary points with the help of his cheat ability, and took in countless spirits.

then!

An ancient, genuine savior organization, existing within history, was born.

You ask who I am?

I am just an unknown savior.

ԅ(¯ㅂ¯ԅ) The rating just came out—I'm afraid of being mistaken! Guaranteed to live!

[Infrastructure] + [Management] + [Silly and Funny] No romantic pairing

You've ridden roller coasters that go up to the sky, but have you ever seen a drilling machine that goes 1,000 meters underground and races against lava?

You've ridden a singing carousel, but have you ever been kicked against a wall by a Wrangler with a beautiful upper body?

You said Crazy Mouse isn't crazy at all, so I pulled out the Eighteen Levels of Hell for you in the escape room. What do you say?

Palulu 8D Amusement Park is dedicated to healing every unhappy person!

What? The flight squadron is training here again?

Did the academician go to the space swivel chair to tease aliens again?

Those cancer patients who recovered didn't want to leave?

The park director, Pei Guangle, declared: "Prices must go up! This is a legitimate amusement park, not your research and training base or sanatorium!"

You ask if the things hanging on the trees outside the haunted house are people or ghosts? Oh, neither, they're Buddha statues from Japan and the United States!

[Beast Taming + Slice of Life + Academy Style + No Female Lead]

On the parallel world of Earth, numerous secret realms and dimensional rifts are connected, where humans and mythical beasts coexist. Here, every human can awaken their beast-taming talent and form contracts with these creatures.

Xu Yan, who transmigrated from another world, awakens a special talent: Destiny Guidance and Affinity with All Things.

Years later, when faced with inquiries from peers, younger generations, and even elders.

Xu Yan, a born harem expert, a top scholar in evolution, and a master breeder, said: Research approach? I don't know! Isn't this just something you can do with your hands? During the experiment, you just add materials based on your feeling and sense of touch and get the results, right? How difficult can it be?

As for why he gained the friendship of so many top-tier beast tamers, isn't it true that these creatures have a high level of goodwill from the first meeting?

"Wait a minute, shouldn't you magical girls use your verbal skills first before switching to your light cannons?!" "Reasoning? You're not worthy to hear it." "Then...aren't you curious why I did this?!" "You can tell me slowly when you get to the King of Hell; I'm just responsible for getting you there." "Why don't you try to influence me? I know information about Momiji; if you ask patiently, perhaps I'll..." Seeing the magical girl put down her magic sword, the calamity beast, newly arrived, finally breathed a sigh of relief. "Uh, what does 'three fingers' mean? Can you explain it in three sentences?" "No, it means I'll finish you off in three seconds." — In the fifteenth year of the New Calendar, the calamity beast, which should have been wiped out, reappeared. To cope with the new crisis, Cangdu established a new department, the Disaster Logistics Bureau. Meanwhile, in another corner of the city, Liang Luo, a recent college graduate, because...

No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter

Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?

Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!

Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!

Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".

Reborn in Tokyo, Genkawa Yu awakens a perfect affix system. By accumulating experience through corresponding actions, he can produce various affixes, which can be continuously synthesized to gain even more powerful abilities. [Focus] + [Extra] + [Beginner Voice/Acting/Appearance] = [New Actor]! [Focus] + [Writing] + [Breakthrough of Inspiration] = [Junior Novelist]! [Energetic] + [Long-Distance Running Expert] = [Athlete]! Unlocking affixes is like gaining experience points in a game, completely captivating Genkawa Yu... This story involves crossovers with anime and entertainment characters, including Sakurajima Mai, Kurokawa Akane, Kato Megumi, and Kasumigaoka Utaha, among others. This is based on a completed work of two million words; updates are guaranteed, so please read with confidence!