Sister: Do you remember when you were little you said you'd marry me when you grew up? Sister: Do you remember when you were little you said you'd be with me when you grew up? Me (with a strong survival instinct): Did I? Mom: Son, do you remember when you were little… Me: No, I don't remember anything, I have amnesia! Mom: What's wrong with this child today? I just wanted to ask him if he remembered being sick when he was little.
[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity
Long-range weapons are guaranteed to hit, like a lock-on cheat. Gatling gun in action, how about a precise barrage? A wall of sighs, anyone? Sword energy is fired, then curves back to hit again. One moment an S-shaped trajectory, the next a B-class trajectory. The enemy is speechless. Damn it, this is insulting! A humanoid self-propelled turret, a humanoid self-propelled nuke. Evil spirit: Dude, you're the really evil one.
Synopsis: As the world's technology becomes extremely advanced, the lines between artificial intelligence and life begin to blur, and the fusion of virtual and reality ushers in a new era. The world's first ARMMORPG is born, and from then on, the world begins to change... If you like it, please click to favorite and recommend it. Thank you.
I, who have SSS-level supernatural talents, am dead!
But it became the supernatural power of the good-for-nothing young lady!
What else can we do? Of course we have to strike back and slap those who look down on us!
(A blend of fantasy and martial arts worlds, featuring characters from other worlds, and multiple female leads) (The protagonist struggles internally in the early stages (but not for long), and later on, multiple female leads appear!)
"Ding~ Congratulations, host, for helping a girl and obtaining the title of Great Swordsman~"
"Ding~ Congratulations, host, for helping a girl and obtaining the title of Emperor Yan~"
"Ding~ Congratulations, host, for helping a girl and obtaining the title of God of Space~"
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A traveler who just returned from another world suddenly discovered that huge cracks leading to another world were constantly appearing on the earth. Monsters, demons, and magical empires followed one after another. The end of the world has arrived - no wonder! The traveler said that at this time, of course, he would call the police immediately.
P.S.1: This book is not an apocalyptic novel. I emphasize again that it is not an apocalyptic novel, nor is it a military novel.
ps2: Although the author is no longer a newbie, please don’t tease me.
ps3: New group number 588314638
Alex thought her life would continue forever like a marionette.
Every day, she was controlled to enter seemingly different worlds, exploring, mining, building houses, traveling between the main world and the Nether, and finally defeating that familiar giant dragon in the End.
Until that day.
"Let's play something relaxing today, maybe open a burger shop or something. What mod is this? Real?"
"Aine? Come down for dinner!"
"Okay~ Hmm, let me finish loading this first... Huh? So hot! Why is the computer smoking? Wow——!"
A cry of despair echoed in her ears, and the world fell into darkness.
When Alex woke up again, she found herself inside a burger shop. The feeling of being bound had disappeared. Was she free?
She walked to the door and instinctively knocked over the nearby table, lifting the long table that was taller than her.
"Ding ding ding!" The sound of a wind chime rang out.
"Excuse me... are you still hiring here?"
A tired-looking girl with blue hair in twin tails pushed the door open, but was overshadowed by a shadow in front of her. She looked up, her gaze landing on the long table she was holding high.
"Sorry! I didn't mean to interrupt!"
The setting is a mix of MYGO+Madoka Magica, with the protagonist being a semi-original character, and the MC is Alex.
The meteor streaked across the sky, also breaking the peace of the world.
Extraordinary power has come to the world. Who is lurking in the darkness, and who is whispering in my ear?
When the roar shatters the sky, when the power flattens the abyss, when all life and death are dominated... they call me - God.
[Comedy + Amazing Male Lead + Mildly Female-centric (?)] [Slice-of-life in the early stages, exhilarating battles later]
In the shadows beyond the reach of society's light, there exists an underground kingdom called "The Nest," which accommodates only two kinds of people—"Managers" who wield sharp blades and "Executors" of the blades themselves.
This world, which should have been filled with elites and monsters, was instead invaded by an absolute bug – Kurosawa, a C-rank “connected person” with a peculiar thought process, a mountain of gambling debts, and who managed to get in by looting corpses.
The partner assigned to him by the organization was an S-class super-powerful, cold-blooded girl named Shiori. Proficient in all sorts of skills, she could analyze everything with data, yet she was utterly unable to decipher her "brainless" boss.
What happens when the most unreliable reins are fitted with the sharpest fangs?
"Report: The manager has gambled away the task funds."
A serious mission was turned into a hilarious farce by him. Amidst gunfire and intrigue, this most mismatched duo in history will prove that—if you have enough wild ideas in your head, no crisis is too big to fail at!