[A Poisonous Little Saintess + Delicate and Crybaby + Not a Saintly Mother + Silly Girl + Extremely Animal-Friendly + Beloved National Daughter + Mild Fantasy + A Little Bit of Bloodshed] The delicate and adorable little saintess Xu Zhinian opens her eyes to find herself transmigrated into the body of a soft and cuddly little baby abandoned on a deserted island. Huge monsters surround her, vying to be petted and pampered by the little saintess. But as rumors spread, poachers, mercenaries, and countless others want to explore this unknown forest. Until a "wilderness filming crew" arrived, no one realized they had stepped into anyone's territory... The explosive fruit, more powerful than dynamite, was just an appetizer; wildly mutated man-eating flowers swayed gracefully; giant lizards with chameleon-like forms lurked in the deep waters; schools of bloodthirsty piranhas and enormous crocodiles... Deep in the deserted island's forest, a colossal python coiled on the mountainside, and above its head, Xu Zhinian playfully swung her little feet, her eyes sparkling, "Brothers and sisters, come play with me~" The footage captured by the camera instantly went viral online, and netizens begged the production crew to bring back their long-lost "daughter"! Later, when the wealthy businessman and his family, who had been searching for their daughter for years, saw her on a variety show—a little girl riding tigers and lions, surrounded by wolves, holding a small black leather whip, and laughing heartily in the Amazon rainforest—the whole family was thrilled! [PS: This is a lighthearted story; there are no tropes like the real and fake heiresses clashing.]

This is a parallel world; please do not take it personally.

Welcome to Earth Online!

Game Announcement: The current version update on July 15th, 3025 AD is as follows:

1. Significantly reduce the random character generation rate for Chinese clothing, slightly increase the character generation rate for Western clothing, and moderately increase the character generation rate for Indian clothing.

2. Regional survival game event update: The [Deep Blue Storm] event is launched in coastal areas. The game will randomly drop items such as [Deep Sea Giant Squid], [Neighbor's Underpants], and [Flying Divine Dog].

3. The pre-event storyline for the S3 large-scale competition has been updated, and the story mission [Gaksha: Humanitarian Aid] is now open. Advanced players are encouraged to participate.

4. Slightly increase the rate of technological updates in traditional Chinese clothing, moderately increase the difficulty of starting a business…

Upon waking up, Gao Wan suddenly experienced auditory hallucinations and stared into deep thought at the game interface in front of him.

Netizen: The book "Burning the Scriptures" is right here, why don't you learn it? (Pulls out "Qian's Engineering Cybernetics")

Gao Wan: I'm studying, I'm studying.

"Ding! After one hour of dedicated reading of 'Engineering Cybernetics', your intelligence has increased by 1, your knowledge base by 1, and your learning progress by 1%."

The child may not understand, but the child is trying.

"You have logged into the Earth Online game forum."

Browse the player post "On the Importance of Unified Standards" - Author: Qin Shihuang.

Post titled "A Complete Guide from Beggar to Server Owner" - Author: Zhu Yuanzhang.

Post titled "On the Feasibility of Achieving Tasks Through Indirect Methods" - Author: Huang Chao.

One day at the Chinese Clothing Guild.

"Ding! Villager Gao Wan has shared controlled nuclear fusion technology with you."

From then on, science and metaphysics went hand in hand, and flying swords and mechas became one.

[Pokémon + Live Stream + Education + Daily Activities + System.]

Three days ago, Xu Yi received the funds in the system.

Three days later, the Pokémon arrived.

Xu Yi: "I've been here for eighteen years! Do you know how I've spent these eighteen years?!"

"Playful Blue..."

Lalu Lasi: "(๑╹ヮ╹๑)ﾉ"

Many years later, the man who was revered as the father of Pokémon and made a great contribution to the world was finally recognized.

An unknown reporter was fortunate enough to interview him, but only received one sentence.

"All of these achievements are due to my own hard work. I'll keep a low profile."

[Online game + SSS-level talent + lone wolf adventure + decisive killing + lawlessness + no rebirth + no heroine and no seriously ill sister near death, feel free to watch]

The online game "Shenqi" is popular all over the world. Zhou Ming, who is tired of playing the game, chooses to be a thief this time, but accidentally awakens the SSS-level talent "Infinite Potential", which allows the designated skills to grow infinitely.

Thus, a thief with abnormal stealing abilities was born!

"I admit that Your Excellency is very strong, but if, I mean if, I steal all the equipment from you before the battle begins, how will you respond?"

"I admit that your guild is large and powerful, while I am only one person. But if, I mean if, I have many clones, each of which can transform into a muscular man full of burning aura, how will you respond?

"Even my clone can self-destruct, killing a large number of people. How will you deal with this?"

An expert: Damn, this boss is so stingy that he doesn’t even have any equipment?

Boss: Who said I was stingy? Didn’t that bastard steal it all?

A certain god-level boss: Oh my god, molesting the boss in broad daylight, is this a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality?

A certain goddess: I never want to see that hateful little thief who made me realize the meaning of "a big man all over the body" again in my life...

Zhou Ming: Hehehe.

Dear readers, please sit tight and hold on to your seats as we embark on a lawless journey of thieves!

I've been transported to a two-dimensional world and gained Yuri's mind control abilities, even the ability to control inanimate objects. You know what to do in this situation, right? That's right, of course, you control the computer to make it create animations, manga, and games on my own! In short, first make an animation of Haruhi Suzumiya, then Dark Souls, Arknights, and so on. Oh right, since I can make animations at will, just making the original works is too ordinary, let's make a combined new work, I've already thought of a title. A sequel to "Undead Valley Guchi Solo Kills Haruhi Suzumiya: The Eternal Flame of the First Flame" could also be made, like "God-Skinned Apostle Valley Guchi Conducts the Human Instrumentality Project"—it would be perfect!

Xu Changsheng transmigrated to the Immortal Realm and became the Purple Cloud Saint Lord. While excited, he was shocked to discover that he had a terrible start, already burdened with a debt of billions to feed his natal Gold-Devouring Beast.

Creditors came knocking, and the Zixiao Sacred Land was almost completely emptied!

To pay off his debts, Xu Changsheng vowed to become the first capitalist in the immortal realm.

then···

Using the Chaos Observation Mirror as a 'base station' and the artifact spirit as a cloud server, they successfully invented the Immortal Machine, which became a bestseller throughout the Immortal Realm and even the Six Realms!

Then, one after another, applications that were unheard of by any living being in the six realms appeared out of nowhere.

Didi Chuxing (a ride-hailing app), Genesis novels, a fantasy version of PUBG/League of Legends, digital banks, and a celestial Taobao shop...

I can't get one person to spend a million, but I can get a million people to spend six yuan!

After a period of time, the beings of the six realms suddenly...

ԅ(¯ㅂ¯ԅ) The rating just came out—I'm afraid of being mistaken! Guaranteed to live!

[Infrastructure] + [Management] + [Silly and Funny] No romantic pairing

You've ridden roller coasters that go up to the sky, but have you ever seen a drilling machine that goes 1,000 meters underground and races against lava?

You've ridden a singing carousel, but have you ever been kicked against a wall by a Wrangler with a beautiful upper body?

You said Crazy Mouse isn't crazy at all, so I pulled out the Eighteen Levels of Hell for you in the escape room. What do you say?

Palulu 8D Amusement Park is dedicated to healing every unhappy person!

What? The flight squadron is training here again?

Did the academician go to the space swivel chair to tease aliens again?

Those cancer patients who recovered didn't want to leave?

The park director, Pei Guangle, declared: "Prices must go up! This is a legitimate amusement park, not your research and training base or sanatorium!"

You ask if the things hanging on the trees outside the haunted house are people or ghosts? Oh, neither, they're Buddha statues from Japan and the United States!

[Invincible + Organization Building + Behind-the-Scenes Strategy + Containment + Micro-ensemble Portrayal]

Bound to the Savior System, Bai Yu was stunned. Monsters from the Spirit Realm invaded, and he was about to build an ancient Savior Organization from scratch, spreading a colossal lie about saving the world.

In the cracks of history, the spark gradually appeared before the world, shocking the entire world.

What? Suirenshi was actually the first leader of the Fire Seed?

Descendants, Heimdall, Huo Qubing, Solomon, Leonardo da Vinci, Xu Fu...

Leonardo da Vinci's manuscripts, the sword of King Arthur, Thor's hammer, the Sunbow...

Myths and history have faded from the world, but the emergence of the "Fire Seed" has reconnected these legendary figures.

While telling a colossal lie, Bai Yu also gained a large amount of legendary points with the help of his cheat ability, and took in countless spirits.

then!

An ancient, genuine savior organization, existing within history, was born.

You ask who I am?

I am just an unknown savior.

No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter

Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?

Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!

Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!

Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".

"Wait a minute, shouldn't you magical girls use your verbal skills first before switching to your light cannons?!" "Reasoning? You're not worthy to hear it." "Then...aren't you curious why I did this?!" "You can tell me slowly when you get to the King of Hell; I'm just responsible for getting you there." "Why don't you try to influence me? I know information about Momiji; if you ask patiently, perhaps I'll..." Seeing the magical girl put down her magic sword, the calamity beast, newly arrived, finally breathed a sigh of relief. "Uh, what does 'three fingers' mean? Can you explain it in three sentences?" "No, it means I'll finish you off in three seconds." — In the fifteenth year of the New Calendar, the calamity beast, which should have been wiped out, reappeared. To cope with the new crisis, Cangdu established a new department, the Disaster Logistics Bureau. Meanwhile, in another corner of the city, Liang Luo, a recent college graduate, because...