[PS: Male-to-female transformation story + protagonist never grows up + doesn't pursue a career + post-85s childhood + protagonist can cry and laugh + pure childhood story]

Being misunderstood as poking the socket with a wire - getting beaten - wow!

I had a fight with a rooster and got my mouth full of feathers bitten - and got beaten - wow!

Falling from the plum tree - means being beaten for no reason - wow!

There's a rat snake hanging from my butt—wow!

Wow wow wow…

Reborn as a child, because God was against me, I was easily attacked by everything, so I was beaten every other day...

Well, a purely funny childhood!

Elesa, who was reincarnated into another world and became a witch, thought she was going to be hunted by witches of the church.

But I didn't expect that the witch of this world is the well-deserved master and ruler.

More importantly, there are social benefits beyond imagination!

With an income of only 200-300 yuan a month, you can live a leisurely life with three days on the job and four days off, and you can take seven days off to travel every month.

Can……

"A witch's fate, of course, depends on her own efforts, but it also has to take into account the course of history."

"I'm not being modest. How come I, a witch, was chosen as the Great Witch?"

"But the Chief Witch told me that everyone at the meeting has decided that you will be the new Great Witch."

——Excerpt from "The Great Witch's Internal Newspaper"

With his company behind on wages and his boss absconding, Mo Li, at the age of 25 and at his lowest point in life, activated the Food Intelligence System. [Secret Recipe Legend (Rare): "A used bookstall found a 'Five-Spice Tea Egg Secret Recipe' on page 127 of 'Selected Home Cooking Dishes' (1985 edition). The stall owner, unsure of the product, marked it for 30 yuan—it's actually a lost recipe from a time-honored state-owned brand!"] [Vendor Storm (Common): "Internet celebrity 'Blasting Egg Brother' wants to switch to livestreaming and urgently sells a used stainless steel breakfast cart. Originally priced at 1,500 yuan, it's for sale! Address: Back alley, Fallen Street, University Town."] [Ingredient Express (Common): ...] [Special Diner (Rare): ...] [Business Opportunity Storm (Legendary): ...] [Chef's Legacy (Legendary): ...] Mo Li had hoped to improve his life through food intelligence, but he never expected the secret recipes he mastered would become increasingly...

[System + Star Wars + Farming + Late Lord + Funny + Cool Article]

Veteran science fiction fan Wang Xiaohu obtained the universe's first starship modification system. From then on:

Interstellar Pirate: "Why is there a star destroyer on a light destroyer?!

A senior starship designer said: "No battleship can reach this speed! Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

The Imperial Five-Star General: "Young people have no martial ethics!"

…………

A story about the sea of ​​stars, please enter.

A meteor containing the remains of the God of Games fell into Lei Tie's hands, making him the God of Games who possessed the power of games.

"Well, I need the help of the players from Fire Blue Star!"

“This game is awesome!!!”

"GM, please give me a chance. I want to work as a bricklayer!"

"Haha, explosions are art!!"

"Big is justice, caliber is truth!!"

"The Fourth Calamity is invincible!"

“.......”

Countless stupid players from the Fire Blue Star poured into one magical world after another, turning each world into a strange shape.

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He was lucky at the start. When Ron opened his eyes, he had become the son of Earl Snow Wolf!

Good news! The Snow Wolf family is extremely powerful. Although they are earls, their territory and strength are not much inferior to those of marquises.

Bad news! He's the fifth son! He has nothing to do with the inheritance!

Just when Ron thought it was just another old-fashioned family feud and wanted to apply to become the Lord of Tuo

Heir: Fifth brother! I heard you're heading to the border to expand territory? As expected of a child of my Snow Wolf family! As a start-up fund! I'll provide you with 3,000 serfs, a 100-man Black Iron Guard, and 10,000 gold coins!

The second Viscount's brother: Ron! My territory needs manpower, but I have full authority over the military! I can provide you with a hundred-man Black Iron Cavalry and ten Bronze Knights!

The third Baron: Brother! Go for it! I, your brother, don't have much else! But I have plenty of food! I've prepared enough food for ten thousand people for a year!

Magician Brother Four: Fifth Brother! The border is dangerous. I've prepared a hundred healing potions for you!

Count Dad: ....You guys have prepared everything! What should I do?

Ron: How about Dad, can you give me some money?

Count Dad: How much?

Ron: One hundred thousand!

Count Dad:........

Magician's Mom: Stop being stingy! Son! Here's two hundred thousand! Feel free to use it!

Uncle of the Border Knights: My nephew is a rookie, please take good care of him!

Border Noble: ....

Do you think that's the end?

The moment you reach the territory.

Ding! System activated, congratulations to the host for receiving the novice gift package Empire Armored Cavalry*10

I just caught a fish that was three palms long and was planning to show it off.

A guy dressed in strange clothes appeared in front of me.

"Robert Evans, you are suspected of illegally breeding magical creatures and abusing Muggle items. Please come with me!"

"Sir, you must be mistaken. I'm just here to fish."

He said it sincerely, but the 'Sawtooth Shark' chainsaw he had recently caught started up automatically!

Buzz!!!

"You liar! You claim you don't know magic, and you say you're here to fish. How can you catch this?"

————

Robert was transported to the world of Harry Potter by a dump truck and gained the ability to catch all kinds of fish in Terraria.

It’s not even just the fish!

The only drawback is that there is an 'orphan'...

Just when he buried the strange man alive and was about to rely on fishing to eat and wait for death, a tiger-striped cat that looked like it was wearing glasses appeared.

And holding a...letter of employment?

So what is Care of Magical Creatures? Doesn't that automatically refresh?

Wait a minute, what do you mean by a large number of unknown magical creatures appearing?

Giant bees and centaurs at war in the Forbidden Forest?

A giant, long monster appeared in Beauxbatons, France?

The Hogwarts dungeons are guarded by a skeleton?

What the hell is going on?!

[HP][Terraria][No Female Lead]

【Change Hundreds】+【More】+【Easy Daily Life】+【Stickers】

Aina was reincarnated into a world full of witches, where she could see all kinds of beautiful young ladies every day.

It's a pity that because of her social anxiety, she has never been able to talk to many people.

18 years have passed and I haven’t made a single friend!

So, Aina decided to change her ways!

She has to overcome her social anxiety, become a sunny and cheerful witch, and make friends in college!

However--

Aren’t there too many people who like her?!

She obviously just wanted to make a few friends and live a peaceful life!

Aina: Don’t come over here!

…

A love comedy belonging to Aiina, a grand series——

[One body, two souls] [Funny battles] [Male-female protagonist] [No CP] [Micro-group portrait] [Relaxed]

Bai He, who died suddenly, inexplicably traveled to the world of immortal cultivation.

He also lives in the same body with a sword cultivator who is poor except for pretending to be cool.

The problem is, as a humanoid supercomputer, I also have a double degree in physics and chemistry and an eighth-level machinist certificate...

Bai He: "It's like this, ignorant girl, have you ever heard of Ripple Run?"

Li Qian: “Ah?”

Bai He: "Have you heard of the Bobosha Ripple Run?"

Li Qian: “Ah????”

Bai He: "Actually, I studied engineering in my previous life. So, since you've become an immortal, your hand rubbing precision should be very high..."

Early stage:

Li Qian: "I, Li Qian, am a swordsman."

Bai He: "I... uh... like handicrafts. A mortal with a better brain?"

Opposite party: "Your handicraft is the Zhu Xian electromagnetic pulse array!"

Later stage:

Li Qian: "I, Li Qian, am a nuclear explosion lightsaber cultivator."

Bai He: "I, Bai He, am a dual-master of guns and ships. I forgot the beginning, the middle, and the end. Anyway, I am a civilian two-dimensional foil!"

As for the romance?

Sword cultivators cut off all emotions and desires.

The same is true for women in science and engineering.

In short, Li Qian is not modest, and Bai He is not lily.

【Full text without knife】

Qiu Yu traveled through time and became a lord

I wanted to lead soldiers to fight all over the world, but I didn't even have the initial troops.

What kind of lord is this!!!

"Fortunately, my territory and talents are unique!"

[Territory Main Tower: Fountain Spire (Shoots a laser at non-friendly creatures. Those with a lower level than the spire will be killed instantly. Those with a higher or equal level will be dealt a certain amount of damage.) (Current range: 10 meters)]

"The range is too small? Develop and upgrade! 30 meters, 70 meters, 150 meters... 10,000 meters, one million meters, ten million meters!"

What? What if the level is higher than the spire?

[Lord Talent: Hatching Golden Eggs (Unique) (1. Obtain a mysterious golden egg; 2. Pay a price to transform a creature into an egg for hatching)]

Dark Night Elvis? Reincarnate for me!

Skeleton King? Reincarnate for me!

Tree King? Eagle King? Flower King? Reincarnate them all!!!

Plant trees, raise fish, hatch eggs, and play with the reincarnated beast girl. How wonderful!

Sloppy development, invincible in the later stage,

When you are in the arena, why do you have to fight and kill?

"Stupid feeder, please pet my head right now, meow."

"Call me Lord!"

…

Many years later, in the Divine Realm Continent, everyone said:

"That legend will transform all invaders into beast maids."