It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.
But...but why?
Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?
Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?
Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?
Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?
Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?
What's going on?
Is it so hard to be forgotten?
Description: TA is a humanoid creature who calls himself Zhang Jue. He comes from a parallel universe and has the characteristics of being unaffected by most research projects.
Long-term observation and research on him found that he has a mild antisocial personality and likes to talk trash.
TA can obtain certain information and abilities through physical contact, and the acquired abilities will be weakened to a certain extent.
TA needs special attention. (He himself emphasized)
TA needs to be detained in a single-family villa designed by a French designer with an area of no less than 50*50*20 meters, with a garden on the top floor, and a swimming pool of no less than 200 square meters in the yard.
The organization should send a male staff member over 50 years old who has received British royal etiquette training to assist him in managing the affairs in the villa. The staff member needs to wear a wig 24 hours a day.
The monitoring staff needs to undergo a psychological status assessment once a month. There have been precedents of employees quitting the organization because they could not tolerate his trash talk.
As a pitiful six-year-old cub, Luosangsang was supposed to die on this stormy night. She was bound to the melon-eating system, which not only allowed her to survive, but also acted as her caregiver. Since it is a melon-eating system, it is reasonable to see through fate, right? One person, one system decided to use live broadcast to gain energy and monetary rewards.
· Luosangsang: Hello everyone, I will lead everyone to eat melons.
Netizen: Master, my daughter has been single, please help my daughter to find a red line!
Luosangsang: If she goes on blind dates randomly, she will encounter epic bad peach blossoms and will die.
Netizen: Woo woo woo, finally connected online, my daughter was abducted by human traffickers, please tell me where he is.
Luosangsang: Your daughter was sold by you, you want to match bone marrow, I know where she is, but I won’t tell you.
Netizen: Master, I am a retired policeman. I became a policeman to find out the truth about my sister’s wrongful death. I have no answer for forty-three years. Please tell me the clues of the murderer.
Luosangsang: When you leave the study, he will be waiting in your living room.
Luosangsang: By the way, he has killed 156 people abroad. He is a major serial killer.
Since the retired policeman was connected, the identities of the connected netizens have become more diverse, and national teams have come out to connect. There are anti-drug police to investigate drug dealers, there are national security personnel to catch spies, and even overseas national teams have come to the live broadcast room.
"Dear Master, are you willing to come to the beautiful country? Our country is strong and free. We hope you can come and help us. We will give you the best treatment!"
Chinese netizens: Poachers, get out!
[No heroine][Undead][Power][Struggle][Funny] [Farming style][Possibly with group portraits, but unlikely with group portraits]
As soon as the Skeleton King entered the tavern, he attracted everyone's attention.
Someone shouted: "Yohoo! Your Majesty, where did you get rich?"
The Skeleton King did not answer, but just gently put his hat down, took out three copper coins, and said: "Old rules, waiter, two...Pah, 0.2 taels of dark elements..."
When everyone heard this, they felt even poorer, so they laughed and said: "I heard that Your Majesty wants to challenge the Church! Is this true or false?"
The Skeleton King opened his eyes wide: "Can our undead affairs be called fighting? We ask the older generation to educate the young people who have only been in the country for a few hundred years!" Then there were difficult to understand words, such as "bullying the weak with the big" and "respecting the old and loving the young", which made everyone laugh.
The Skeleton King knew he couldn't win the argument, so he took his 0.2 tael of wine and started muttering in a low voice: "This is outrageous! How can citizens mock their king? This is outrageous..." After hearing this, everyone laughed, and the air in the hotel was suddenly filled with joy again.
"Professor Oak, hello. Although I look like a Gardevoir, I'm actually a human sealed inside this body. My tens of millions in assets have been frozen, and all I need now is a Pokédex and six Poké Balls to break the seal. If you give them to me, I’ll reward you with 5 million afterward..."
"Do I look like an idiot to you...?"
"Actually, Professor, the truth is—"
"Even if you can talk, can’t you just... be a proper Pokémon?"
"...Fine."
"Then, how about this—predict my grandson’s future for me."
"Your grandson...? Nah, forget it. I’d rather go predict that idiot instead."
"......"
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[Western Fantasy + Leisure + Daily + Sand Sculpture + Beast Ear Girl + Semi-Invincible]
There are many races in Celsis continent. In addition to humans, there are elves, orcs, dragons, mermaids, blood races, demons...
Cheng Yu starts the game with full cooking skills and collects positive emotions from diners to exchange for various items.
One day, the Skeleton Lord who dominated one side disappeared.
Someone asked Cheng Yu, "Mr. Cheng Yu, do you know where the Skeleton Lord went?"
"I don't know. I'm just a cook. How would I know where the Skeleton Lord went?"
As he spoke, Cheng Yu calmly took a sip of the bone soup.
From a dream monster to a group of companions... Trainer Xia Chan's dream-fulfilling journey. __________ [The writing style is relaxed, there is no female protagonist; the setting is clear and there is no threshold.]
[There is a system, no CP, not invincible, anime world view, private settings, daily text, mainly raising, less fighting]
After waking up from the Cold Dew Earthquake, I found myself in the Pokémon world. My parents took the paparazzi Bao Frosty to work in the bakery, and my younger brothers and sisters rode motorcycle lizards and called me to go to the farm to play...
Okay, okay, my whole family drank Meng Po soup and successfully reincarnated, but I’m the only one who didn’t drink it?
Ding——System 7172765 is reporting in. Is the host bound?
It's just perfect!
Question: Beneath the starry sky, there stands a beauty. Her long black hair flows like eternal night, her bright eyes shimmer like the stars, her immense magic makes the world tremble, and her unparalleled beauty compels all beings to bow before her. Who is this beauty?
“That’s right, it’s me, the Queen of Witches, Dorothy!”
Daily life is relaxing, a hodgepodge of the anime world, there will be chat groups, and also the collapsed world.
As for the name, it was wrong. I wanted to change it, but I didn’t.
A young boy was chosen by a god.
Give him strength.
What kind of storm will it cause when it comes to the world of anime? Let's wait and see