Jiang Ci woke up as a stone on a riverbank in a Jiangnan water town. Unable to move or speak, he could only watch helplessly as the Immortal Sect recruited students, a flood of them streaming in. He thought his life as a stone was hopeless, relying on absorbing meager earth energy to survive eternity. Then, a mysterious yellow stone seal inexplicably appeared in his sea of ​​consciousness: [Stage: One] [Feature: Generate Wealth from the Earth (Autonomously Absorb the Energy of the Earth Spirit (Earth Veins))] This divine seal, which empowers one simply by lying down, arrived just in time! Even more amazingly, a blue-robed Taoist from the Daiyue Sect rolled up his sleeves and said, "I know you possess spiritual energy. Follow me back to the mountain." Wait! Are the Immortal Sect's admissions criteria so broad? Even stones are acceptable? From then on, the Daiyue Sect gained a disciple with a unique artistic style. Others fly with swords, but he... rolls? Others refine elixirs and draw talismans, but he... basks in the sun and absorbs earth energy? Watch how a stone, lying flat on its back, absorbs spiritual energy with the "Earth God" seal...

[Transmigration + Another World + No System + Fantasy + Magic + Slice of Life]

"Brother, we're going to be late! Please get up quickly!"

"Sleep a little longer, sweetie, let me sleep a little longer..."

"Big brother, wake up! Today is the entrance exam, if you don't get up I'm going to use the special wake-up service!"

"Um... Xiaoxue, could you please get off me first?"

Grandmaster Dongfang Bai's greatest achievement upon traversing the Celestial Empire—

Not becoming a Level 0 loser,

Instead, she became the "key protected waste" of the genius mage's sister.

Younger sister: A level 5 genius beauty whose daily skills are being able to defeat everything in sight and creating "surprises" for her brother.

Brother: Lv0 Salted Fish, his survival skill is to try not to be driven away by his sister's excessive protectiveness.

On the first day of school, the entire school witnessed this outrageous scene:

"My sister could punch Cerberus to death, but she insisted that I braid her hair myself."

"My brother can't even make a water balloon, but he's the best brother in the world! ...Hey? Brother, don't run away!"