The Liyue immortals may have dabbled in alchemy, but the recipe of the white-haired young man from Aozang Mountain left them all looking at each other in bewilderment...
"Hair from the Great Sage, saliva from the Golden Traveler, powder from the horn of the Ryota Dragon King, a bowl of Paimon soup..."
"It's done! Four-image pill!"
"If you eat it, you'll gain the height of the Great Sage, the resistance of the Traveler, the weight of the Dragon King, and... the appetite of Paimon?"
When the white-haired boy wanted to find someone to test the efficacy of the medicine, the immortals had already hidden away.
[Yuri, Pet Beast Taming]
The Saintess of the Sea Concubine Palace, during the awakening ceremony, openly summoned a companion spirit beast of extremely low grade – a Water Element.
Pure Passerby A: It must be a smokescreen released by the Sea Concubine Palace. How could the Saintess’ companion spirit beast be a mere Water Element? I won’t believe it until I see it with my own eyes!
Pure Passerby B: Hehe, I believe it. How about you all? (A burst of laughter)
Pure Passerby C: I’m guessing some great master has already taken her in as a disciple and is deliberately concealing her extraordinary talent to prevent others from poaching her.
Pure Passerby D: It must be the Variant Water Emperor in disguise. The Saintess is always modest and low-key, not wanting to attract envious attention.
Saintess: Completely fabricated. Amplify the speculation.
Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.
But I didn't expect...
The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.
Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.
First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.
She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.
How can we prevent this kind of thing?
Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"
The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.
From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.
No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.
Then next——
These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?
Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.
Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.
These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.
"Senior Sister, how come you have..."
Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.
These male disciples no longer believe in love.
In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.
Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.
The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.
Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"
Ye Yu has just become the Void Star God, and all he wants to do is play badly all day long.
In order to escape from such a boring life, he tried hard to adapt to everything in Teyvat.
But.
What the hell is this sudden awakening chat?
Super invincible giant TM cute bug: Woohoo, Mr. Yeyu, stop posing, teach me how to defeat the end
Inazuma Otaku: One skill for playing badly every day (taking notes)
Umaru-chan: The person I admire the most is Lord Yohane
Garen is not gay Garen: Why can I only recover health by playing badly? I hate it!!!
(Daily, funny)
While Zhang Yuan was living in poverty, he suddenly acquired the ability to identify pets. He had planned to pursue a career in the pet industry, but was rejected due to lack of qualifications. Finding a new path, he entered the livestream pet identification industry. "Miss, you should carry your parrot for some work." "Is your Wangcai suddenly aggressive towards you? It's because someone else has come into your house and they forgot you're the owner." "Fish do have a 7-second memory, but yours is a fake." Something was amiss in the livestream. Treating pets with complex ailments turned into social demise for their owners. As Zhang Yuan's identification skills improved, he noticed more and more discrepancies in his findings. "A goldfish that produces gold coins when mature?" "A grass turtle that provides a daily divination?" "Is this really just an ordinary pet, not a spirit pet? Is it about to be revived?" [Pure Business] [Inquiring About Social Destruction] [Spirit Pets...]
After obtaining the recording system, all you need to do is take photos of interesting moments to get various rewards. So Lu Yao began his journey of recording in the world of cultivation.
"The number one on this year's Tianjiao list must be Saint Lingyun."
"Beiyuan Sword Leader is reasonable."
"The Nine-Tailed Demon? It's a little far-fetched, but it seems plausible."
“………”
"What do you mean a nameless passerby defeated all the geniuses with one hand, and there is no one in the vast Tianyuan who can match him?"
"…Who is Lu Yao?"
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Faced with countless geniuses falling at his feet, Lu Yao adjusted the camera to ensure that everyone could be captured in the picture, and then recorded this historic moment.
"Come on, 3.2.1, smile"
(It’s more of an everyday style. Life isn’t that good anymore, so I don’t want to write anything too heavy.)
Start in Sinnoh, take control of your life, and build your own elf kingdom.
Supplement: Fantasy elf novel, with feelings for elves, but the attitude towards elves is more inclined to industrial...
【System】 【Multiple Female Protagonists】 【Early Stage Guns】 【Tornado and Snow Sisters】 【Time Stop】 【Realistic】
Bai Mo accidentally travels to the world of One Punch Man, and the timeline is the day after Saitama defeated the crab monster three years ago. He begins a new life, which includes improving his strength and conquering Tornado...
Synopsis of the manga "A Passerby's Guide to Self-Rescue" (expand to read the full text∨): Su Bei, an F-class freshman at "Endless Superpower Academy," awakens a new ability on his first day. Only then does he realize that their world is a comic book. The protagonist is his classmate, Jiang Tianming. But that's not the point. The point is that in the next chapter, he, Su Bei, will die tragically in the restroom!
It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.
But...but why?
Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?
Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?
Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?
Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?
Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?
What's going on?
Is it so hard to be forgotten?