In an era of spiritual energy resurgence, Hong Hua, a descendant of the Phoenix Clan, holds the spatial heritage of her lineage and should have ascended to the pinnacle of cultivation—

Then she opened a pet shop.

Hong Hua: "A life without fluff is no different from being a salted fish. With fluff, I’d gladly be a salted fish. Fluff is the treasure of the world, and better than one piece of fluff is a whole house full of fluff..."

A tale of cultivation and raising (a whole lot of) pets, with no romance.

It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.

But...but why?

Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?

Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?

Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?

Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?

Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?

What's going on?

Is it so hard to be forgotten?

[Western Fantasy + Leisure + Daily + Sand Sculpture + Beast Ear Girl + Semi-Invincible]

There are many races in Celsis continent. In addition to humans, there are elves, orcs, dragons, mermaids, blood races, demons...

Cheng Yu starts the game with full cooking skills and collects positive emotions from diners to exchange for various items.

One day, the Skeleton Lord who dominated one side disappeared.

Someone asked Cheng Yu, "Mr. Cheng Yu, do you know where the Skeleton Lord went?"

"I don't know. I'm just a cook. How would I know where the Skeleton Lord went?"

As he spoke, Cheng Yu calmly took a sip of the bone soup.

From a dream monster to a group of companions... Trainer Xia Chan's dream-fulfilling journey. __________ [The writing style is relaxed, there is no female protagonist; the setting is clear and there is no threshold.]

"Name?"

"Qin Yu."

"Place of birth?"

"Liyue."

"Do you know what crime you have committed?"

"I don't know."

"You have stolen the hearts of many girls."

"I haven't."

"You have also secretly made lifelong promises to many women."

"Yes, but that is as friends for life."

"Then why do so many people accuse you of not doing that?"

"I can't."

Qin Yu was also very puzzled. She clearly wanted to be close to them as besties, but inexplicably, they became more and more strange.

"Sir, I am innocent."

"No, you are not."

The lights on the other side were turned on, revealing their true faces.

Keqing said with a fake smile: "I saw it all. Tell me how many other women confessed to you!"

"Ah...fuck."

This book is also known as:

"It's easy to capture the Inazuma girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Mondstadt girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Liyue girl, because I'm not human!"

Others took off after they had the system, but after Su Bai found out that she had the system, the system actually wanted to bully her!

Su Bai, who didn't want to be bullied by the system, could only choose to bully others. Use pure milk to dominate the childhood of orphans. Cure those who have no money for treatment in advance, so that the love of those kind-hearted people will be wasted. Solve the Riemann hypothesis in front of mathematicians to make them feel their ignorance. Dig out the spacecraft from the ground in front of military personnel, so that they can only concentrate on research for the rest of their lives and cannot understand the mystery.

Su Bai: I am so evil, aren't you right, system!

System:???

"Professor Oak, hello. Although I look like a Gardevoir, I'm actually a human sealed inside this body. My tens of millions in assets have been frozen, and all I need now is a Pokédex and six Poké Balls to break the seal. If you give them to me, I’ll reward you with 5 million afterward..."

"Do I look like an idiot to you...?"

"Actually, Professor, the truth is—"

"Even if you can talk, can’t you just... be a proper Pokémon?"

"...Fine."

"Then, how about this—predict my grandson’s future for me."

"Your grandson...? Nah, forget it. I’d rather go predict that idiot instead."

"......"

...

...

As a pitiful six-year-old cub, Luosangsang was supposed to die on this stormy night. She was bound to the melon-eating system, which not only allowed her to survive, but also acted as her caregiver. Since it is a melon-eating system, it is reasonable to see through fate, right? One person, one system decided to use live broadcast to gain energy and monetary rewards.

· Luosangsang: Hello everyone, I will lead everyone to eat melons.

Netizen: Master, my daughter has been single, please help my daughter to find a red line!

Luosangsang: If she goes on blind dates randomly, she will encounter epic bad peach blossoms and will die.

Netizen: Woo woo woo, finally connected online, my daughter was abducted by human traffickers, please tell me where he is.

Luosangsang: Your daughter was sold by you, you want to match bone marrow, I know where she is, but I won’t tell you.

Netizen: Master, I am a retired policeman. I became a policeman to find out the truth about my sister’s wrongful death. I have no answer for forty-three years. Please tell me the clues of the murderer.

Luosangsang: When you leave the study, he will be waiting in your living room.

Luosangsang: By the way, he has killed 156 people abroad. He is a major serial killer.

Since the retired policeman was connected, the identities of the connected netizens have become more diverse, and national teams have come out to connect. There are anti-drug police to investigate drug dealers, there are national security personnel to catch spies, and even overseas national teams have come to the live broadcast room.

"Dear Master, are you willing to come to the beautiful country? Our country is strong and free. We hope you can come and help us. We will give you the best treatment!"

Chinese netizens: Poachers, get out!

When Gu Nan came to Global Gao Wu, the Gao Wu world began to change.

"Gu Nan, this cherry bomb is much better than bombing ore." Wang Jinyang said.

This book is also known as "Gao Wu's Improper Inventions", "Global Gao Wu's Useless Inventions", "My Inventions Are Really Useless"

Global Gao Wu Fan Fiction.

Description: TA is a humanoid creature who calls himself Zhang Jue. He comes from a parallel universe and has the characteristics of being unaffected by most research projects.

Long-term observation and research on him found that he has a mild antisocial personality and likes to talk trash.

TA can obtain certain information and abilities through physical contact, and the acquired abilities will be weakened to a certain extent.

TA needs special attention. (He himself emphasized)

TA needs to be detained in a single-family villa designed by a French designer with an area of no less than 50*50*20 meters, with a garden on the top floor, and a swimming pool of no less than 200 square meters in the yard.

The organization should send a male staff member over 50 years old who has received British royal etiquette training to assist him in managing the affairs in the villa. The staff member needs to wear a wig 24 hours a day.

The monitoring staff needs to undergo a psychological status assessment once a month. There have been precedents of employees quitting the organization because they could not tolerate his trash talk.