Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

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Ember, who became the King of the Ring, accidentally came to the world of Genshin Impact. Facing the vibrant continent of Teyvat, Ember, who had been fighting forever, put down his sword for the first time.

What is this, a sunset fruit? Try it.

What is this, Fatui? Poke it.

What is this, normal people? Kiss.

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After putting down the sword, Yu Jin discovered that the sword can be used not only to kill people, but also has many other wonderful uses.

Aatrox: "How can I obtain an ideal body? If you can't tell me, you will die!" Zuo Chi: "I only know a little bit! Keep heading north to the endless frozen land called Freljord, maybe you can get a decent body there!" Ashe: "Zuo Chi, what should I do to unify Freljord!" Zuo Chi: "This... I only know a little bit! You can find a man who knows a little bit about everything as your blood ally!" Viego: "Isold, my love, how can I meet you again!" Zuo Chi: "Well, I know a little bit..."

(No system) (Half-invincible) (IQ online)

Coming to Teyvat as a time traveler? Where is the system?

I have become the world consciousness, and as one of the Seven Gods Chefs, I should save the world!

"Everyone, let's form an alliance for Teyvat!"

"Ye Ze, you are a time traveler!"

No, what kind of development is this? When did I reveal myself?

Can the fate of being swallowed be changed?

What is Teyvat? Teyvat is not a place, it is a civilization. After breaking through destiny, we will head towards the stars!

[Optional Quest: The bird-snake family is starving, please feed them as soon as possible] [Quest Reward: Favorability of the bird-snake family x5, virtual currency x10] [Optional Quest: Sphinx - Misk, I'd like you to help it design a nice hairstyle.] [Quest Reward: Favorability of Misk x10, virtual currency x10] [Main Quest: You have discovered that a mysterious organization seems to be poaching magical animals, please find evidence.] [Quest Reward: Virtual currency x100, random magic prop x1] ... [Congratulations on winning the magic skill - 'Animal Language'] [You can talk to animals, your voice

Create the future in nothingness, find the truth in dreams, travel across the heavens, practice the laws of all worlds, understand the endless way, refine the false and return it to the true, and achieve eternal immortality.

"Synopsis: Change Hundred! This book is also known as: The Leisurely Life of a Max-Level Maid, I Drive a Gundam in Genshin Impact, and I Put All My Points in Defense Because I'm Too Afraid of Pain." "Jean, we in Liyue want your maid. Name your price," Ningguang said in a firm tone, staring into her eyes. "Sorry, not for sale." Captain Jean took out her Wind Eagle Sword and gently polished it. Behind Ningguang, Keqing frowned and decisively took out her Sky Blade. Lisa, not to be outdone, opened the Four Winds Codex. Thus, the first "war" between Liyue and Mondstadt erupted, known in history as the "Noel Rose War."

I've saved countless dinosaurs in the Jurassic World, cared for lonely elderly people in the Cage of Spirits World, maintained a stable balance in Jackie Chan Adventures, and saved over 7 billion humans countless times in the American Comics World. So please believe me, I really am a good dragon! A small black dragon cowered in a corner, watching the countless worlds rushing to collect their debts! Isn't it just eating some of your unwanted garbage? Is there any need to be so stingy? Confirmed worlds: Jurassic World, Cage of Spirits, Jackie Chan Adventures, Resident Evil, Marvel, DC, Ultraman, Dragon Clan... QQ group number: 167701986

(Slow to warm up, not invincible) After waking up, You Fu, who is about to enter his third year of high school, finds that he has traveled to a parallel world with Pokémon!

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Oh my god! Isn't this the mythical beast Meltan? Why doesn't anyone want it?

What? They didn't even know Meltan could evolve into Melmetal, thinking it was just a rare, weak Pokémon.

Then I won't be polite... Wait, I don't think I can gather dozens or hundreds of Meltans to evolve...

bite!

What? A Pokémon evolution and training system? Tokens can be exchanged for Meltan candy?

Ahem, sorry about that.

It is our duty to reforge the glory of the mythical beast Meltan of Steel!

Han Chen traveled to the continent of Teyvat a thousand years ago, took control of yin and yang and became Lingxiao Tai Chi Zhenjun. After traveling through the seven kingdoms, he chose to retire in Liyue Harbor and become a light novel writer.

[Daily + Main Story + Sweet + Excessive Sugar]

Zhongli: "From a common sense perspective, writing an autobiography like this will get you struck by lightning."

Wendy: "I'll treat you to some dandelion wine. Next time, write something more handsome for me. Hey hey."

Lei Movie: "You understand light novels."

"I Conquered the World of Desolation with the Geo Emperor in the Age of Demons" sold 100,000 copies in Liyue, prompting Keqing to bring the Dragon Roar in the Box to urge for updates.

The popular song "If You Are Trapped in a Windless Land" in Mondstadt made countless people cry in the middle of the night.

"General Baal Wants Me to Confess ~ The Gods' Love Brain War ~" has always been ranked first in the Inazuma "This Light Novel is Amazing" column.

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So far, Raiden Shin, Teppei, and Daichishuwang have been rescued...To be continued.

Note: This book has some secondary creation modifications, and Ying's personality tends to be secondary creation (trash).

Main storyline progress: Liyue - Inazuma - Lantern Festival - Fontaine - Rongcai Festival/Island - Nata - Xumi (in progress). If you don’t feel like the original story, you can fast forward directly from Inazuma to Xumi.

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"Life and death begin, and the cycle of yin and yang ends."

"The name of heaven and earth is Qiankun, and Lingxiao Tai Chi blooms."