Come on! Kill me, and you'll have endless gold, artifacts, and honor! The prerequisite is that you can get past my pet! That's right! It's that seemingly harmless little girl at the door! (Sharing the book "Rebirth: I Am the Boss" by Not Floating Clouds)
Su Changan traveled to the multiverse and accidentally merged into the newborn abyss world. Because he acted too arrogantly, he was surrounded and beaten by other worlds and fell.
Su Changan decided to summon players from Earth, transform into silly demons, and invade various worlds.
The people of the multiverse were shocked! They exclaimed that they couldn't understand these stupid demons.
The devil actually knows how to cultivate immortality?
The devil actually spreads faith and becomes a god?
The devil can actually drive a space battleship?
The devil actually has the technology to develop space-dimensionality reduction weapons?
The devil actually said he wanted to sell the cheat system?
The devil actually uses conspiracy and tricks?
Main characters: Su Changan,
[Full Story] Copy: Following "Monster Kindergarten," Qi Wu, three years old, is the new King of Hell in the underworld. However, the underworld has been in decline for a thousand years, so backward and impoverished that even her formula can't be bought. Later, the hungry King of Hell is quickly packed up by the spirits and gods and sent to a variety show for children on the human world, along with the most handsome and stern Judge. Their only goals are to earn money and learn about development. The King of Hell and the Judge exchanged bewilderment. The Judge, suppressing his temper, saddled her with a small backpack and said, "From now on, we'll talk on our own. I'll call you Lord King of Hell, and you call me Daddy. Okay, Lord?" The King of Hell, clutching his milk bottle, replied, "Okay, Judge Daddy." But the spirits and gods hadn't anticipated that these two, despite their attractive looks, would be equally inept at business. While the other livestreams featured a warm and family-like atmosphere, the Judge remained silent, carrying the King of Hell to the shrine and burning incense for her. The children are full of talents. Little Yama is constantly mumbling to herself, claiming to have sprung from a crack in a rock. She yearns to fly and break through walls. When she encounters someone attempting suicide, she flips through the Book of Life and Death and earnestly lectures them: "Death is a bad thing. Let me tell you, the underworld is so poor that Yama can't even afford her milk!" [? ] [A bit nonsensical, but also adorable. What should we do? ] Upon learning the truth, the spirits and gods say: "...it's all over sooner or later." Unexpectedly, this father and daughter would become such a big hit in the human world, solving crimes for people, fulfilling dreams for ghosts, and bringing immense merit to the underworld, saving it from disaster. [Zizi is so healing. Seeing Xiao Qiwu calms my daily work annoyance.] [The location Zizi mentioned actually unearthed a thousand-year-old general's tomb!] [My long-dead great-grandmother appeared in a dream and told me that I couldn't get Yama's autograph in the underworld. What does that mean?] [There are special channels. I noticed the staff at the Special Events Management Office treated Zizi with great respect. The photos for Qiwu Ads have been printed. Are they directly hung on the shrine for worship? Meanwhile, the restless ghosts of the underworld have calmed down, and the underworld's development has rapidly improved. Electricity and internet access have been added, and re-employment programs have been launched. Ghosts waiting in line for reincarnation no longer have to crowd under the Naihe Bridge. They can now watch the Little King of Hell livestreamed daily in the underworld! P.S. (There are many personal settings, so don't get too specific. It's just a story, don't take it too seriously. I hope you enjoy reading.) (The baby has no romantic connection; the relationship is with the father. The couple behind the protagonist is a fictional setting. Love you.) Follow-up story: "After Becoming the Principal of a Monster Kindergarten" Xiao Ba is reborn as the principal of a kindergarten in the mountains. Looking at the misty mountains and muddy mountain paths, Xiao Ba's vision darkens. On his first day, the children line up obediently at the kindergarten gate. Each one is more beautiful than the child stars on TV. Xiao Ba is struck by this, but he grits his teeth and perseveres, vowing to help the children escape the mountains! To have enough food, warm clothes, and to see the wider world! Then, a parent came with their child and asked, "Principal, our child went to the fierce monster class, and since returning home, his tail has been plucked out. Can you switch him to the little monster class?" Xiao Ba: "???" The child turned around, revealing his plucked tail, and Xiao Ba's vision darkened again. A closer look revealed the children in the kindergarten—they had horns on their heads, tails on their butts, and were running around with furry ears... Xiao Ba: "...So, traveling through a book is really not easy! The seniors weren't kidding me." Xiao Ba, always diligent, followed others' lead and started a livestream to earn money—"Monster Kindergarten." Curious passersby clicked in and were immediately captivated by the little monsters' ears and tails. [These ears and tails are so real! Where can I buy them? Any link?] Xiao Ba: Quick! Get out of poverty and become rich! Make merchandise! [This little bunny spirit doesn't even like carrots!] Baby Bunny: We bunnies really don't like carrots! [The little tiger spirit is so timid, the contrast is so cute.] Baby tiger: But that peacock is really fierce! Countless people gave tips to find out the location of the kindergarten, but they found nothing. The live broadcast of the Monster Kindergarten became a hit, and Xiao Ba became the most popular beautiful kindergarten principal on the entire network. In another live broadcast, the audience found that a handsome man with a slender figure, wearing a pink apron and a hat appeared in the camera. [Who is this? Stay away from my wife!] Xiao Ba said calmly: "This is our kindergarten teacher." As soon as the voice fell, the man's hat was taken off by the children, revealing two long ears. [Fuck! The kindergarten actually recruited such a teacher? Where is the morality? Where is the address! And where is the contact information!] [Ahhh, whose fetish did the long ears poke? I won't tell you!] The man walked to Xiao Ba with the hat, leaned over, and said in a low and aggrieved voice: "The hat you bought is broken." Concept: warmth, healing, unity
Upon waking from a dream, Xu Pei found himself transformed into a fish. A red carp in the pond in the backyard of the Ji family in Qinghe County. Unable to speak, unable to leave, he could only inhale and exhale slivers of the essence of the sun and moon each day, watching this mortal family called the "Ji family" toil for a few acres of meager land, for firewood and rice. He had assumed his life would be one of languishing in sorrow, witnessing the birth, aging, sickness, and death of his family, ultimately decaying along with this pond. Until one day, he accumulated the essence of the sun and moon over several years, condensing it into a drop of golden liquid, which he dripped into the pond. Ji Yuan, the youngest son of the Ji family, who often came to the pond in a daze, inadvertently drank a mouthful of this water… From that moment on, Xu Pei was no longer a spectator. He became the source of the Ji family's rise. Mortals go left, immortals go right, but are mortals truly destined to never attain immortality? Is a mere mortal carp truly incapable of stirring up storms? To help a mortal family ascend to the heavens, to live as long as the sun and moon? A green carp is no ordinary fish in a pond; it will transform into a dragon once it encounters wind and clouds!
[A Poisonous Little Saintess + Delicate and Crybaby + Not a Saintly Mother + Silly Girl + Extremely Animal-Friendly + Beloved National Daughter + Mild Fantasy + A Little Bit of Bloodshed] The delicate and adorable little saintess Xu Zhinian opens her eyes to find herself transmigrated into the body of a soft and cuddly little baby abandoned on a deserted island. Huge monsters surround her, vying to be petted and pampered by the little saintess. But as rumors spread, poachers, mercenaries, and countless others want to explore this unknown forest. Until a "wilderness filming crew" arrived, no one realized they had stepped into anyone's territory... The explosive fruit, more powerful than dynamite, was just an appetizer; wildly mutated man-eating flowers swayed gracefully; giant lizards with chameleon-like forms lurked in the deep waters; schools of bloodthirsty piranhas and enormous crocodiles... Deep in the deserted island's forest, a colossal python coiled on the mountainside, and above its head, Xu Zhinian playfully swung her little feet, her eyes sparkling, "Brothers and sisters, come play with me~" The footage captured by the camera instantly went viral online, and netizens begged the production crew to bring back their long-lost "daughter"! Later, when the wealthy businessman and his family, who had been searching for their daughter for years, saw her on a variety show—a little girl riding tigers and lions, surrounded by wolves, holding a small black leather whip, and laughing heartily in the Amazon rainforest—the whole family was thrilled! [PS: This is a lighthearted story; there are no tropes like the real and fake heiresses clashing.]
[Transmigration + Another World + No System + Fantasy + Magic + Slice of Life]
"Brother, we're going to be late! Please get up quickly!"
"Sleep a little longer, sweetie, let me sleep a little longer..."
"Big brother, wake up! Today is the entrance exam, if you don't get up I'm going to use the special wake-up service!"
"Um... Xiaoxue, could you please get off me first?"
Grandmaster Dongfang Bai's greatest achievement upon traversing the Celestial Empire—
Not becoming a Level 0 loser,
Instead, she became the "key protected waste" of the genius mage's sister.
Younger sister: A level 5 genius beauty whose daily skills are being able to defeat everything in sight and creating "surprises" for her brother.
Brother: Lv0 Salted Fish, his survival skill is to try not to be driven away by his sister's excessive protectiveness.
On the first day of school, the entire school witnessed this outrageous scene:
"My sister could punch Cerberus to death, but she insisted that I braid her hair myself."
"My brother can't even make a water balloon, but he's the best brother in the world! ...Hey? Brother, don't run away!"
Su Ming, carrying a canvas tool bag and a suitcase filled with toiletries and clothing, watched the otherworldly top fighters clash in the sky. He began to wonder if he'd wandered into the wrong set. His teammate was a sickly young woman, and the enemies surrounding him were giant dragons, the strongest empire, and the Church of Light. The system had no weapons, no wrenches, no troops... a half-skull dragon? No, this wasn't a bone dragon. This was the war fortress of the future!
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Before the aroma of Jianbing Guozi has faded, Liu Yao, an ordinary college student from Tianjin, is flung, "Crack!", into a world of swords and sorcery due to a bizarre laboratory accident. He inexplicably develops a terminal soul disease that only a god can cure. Fortunately, however, this world does have gods.
In this fantastical land where dragons soar and spells fly, Liu Yao discovers that his greatest asset lies not in his arcane affinity or his warrior physique, but in his culinary skills inherited from an ancient culinary empire, a tongue deeply acquainted with the principle that "food is the most important thing for the people," and his unselfconsciously astonishing wisdom.
This is the beginning of a legendary journey, and the newcomer Liu Yao has no idea how many bizarre events he will be drawn into.
Faced with impending death, he can only shrug and say,
"It's done. Let's eat first."
Why must the story be full of bitterness and hatred? Do you like the lighthearted and interesting legend?
Who am I today?
Am I the hero who saves the kingdom? Am I the villain who threatens the times? Am I the playboy who has been a playboy for a lifetime? Or am I the great sinner who has been recorded in history... Forget about the sex maniac, I am always a decent person.
I can be a clown, a judge, a magician, or a popular actor.
Well, I am the one who married the queen and gave birth to the princess. I
am the one who won the fight against the king and the princess chased me? Wait, something is wrong, this is not the same kingdom and the same princess!
"You can tear off my mask, as long as you are willing to bear the truth after waking up from the dream."
"You can expose my lies, as long as you are willing to bear the truth rising from the ashes."
"Or, you can indulge in the dream and dance to the end at the ball of doomsday..."
The above part is nonsense that the introduction is not good at. In short, it is a hilarious and lighthearted story.
Pseudo-infinite flow + no saintly side + black hand + invincible
(Some things that seemed completely unsolvable at first will gradually be answered.)
In 20XX, an entertainment company called Infinite Corporation suddenly appeared in people's field of vision. Infinite Corporation developed a product called Infinite City. Through the accompanying free game pod, people could enter Infinite City and embark on an immersive and mysterious adventure. Gradually, almost everyone became a player of Infinite City. However, people discovered that the skills and physical attributes gained in Infinite City could actually be brought back to reality! However, similarly, starting from an unknown day, dying in Infinite City would also result in death in reality. And among the long and tedious legal clauses of Infinite City, it was surprisingly stated that players could voluntarily donate their bodies to Infinite Corporation after death.
Why would an entertainment company need this? Furthermore, Infinite Company doesn't blur anything during its game streams, and it seems they've almost completely controlled everything; people's daily lives are now inseparable from them. What secrets does Infinite Company hold? What role does Infinite City play? We don't know.
However, one day, things seemed to change. A new player named Han Zu entered the game. He seemed to be different from others. He traveled between the gradually changing real world and the Infinite City dungeon. What was he looking for?