"Professor Oak, hello. Although I look like a Gardevoir, I'm actually a human sealed inside this body. My tens of millions in assets have been frozen, and all I need now is a Pokédex and six Poké Balls to break the seal. If you give them to me, I’ll reward you with 5 million afterward..."
"Do I look like an idiot to you...?"
"Actually, Professor, the truth is—"
"Even if you can talk, can’t you just... be a proper Pokémon?"
"...Fine."
"Then, how about this—predict my grandson’s future for me."
"Your grandson...? Nah, forget it. I’d rather go predict that idiot instead."
"......"
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In this galaxy overflowing with Source Energy, countless races thrive. Countless beings look up at the stars, seeking the ultimate pinnacle of Source Energy.
Bai Xiaoge transmigrated into the body of a Quillin. His homeland shattered, his people scattered—what once was, is no more. But as a weak, pitiful, and helpless little fox, Bai Xiaoge isn’t panicking at all—because he can switch modes.
Eagle Eye Mode, Analysis Mode, MVP Mode, Extreme Evasion Mode, Absolute Defense Mode, Unlimited Source Energy Mode...
He can fight, tank, deal damage, play it safe, charge recklessly—and even warm a bed.
“No matter what the problem is, I can handle it for you! ...Uh... what? I’m the only male left in the whole clan?”
As the last royal bloodline, he bears the mission of reviving his race.
Master Source Energy. Compete for dominance among the stars.
But Bai Xiaoge soon realizes—it’s not that simple. Before the old ancestor died, they apparently left behind some kind of outrageous mess.
【Low-dimensional inferior lifeform, commencing Source Energy transfer according to protocol...】
“So... we’re actually the true calamity of the galaxy...?”
As a pitiful six-year-old cub, Luosangsang was supposed to die on this stormy night. She was bound to the melon-eating system, which not only allowed her to survive, but also acted as her caregiver. Since it is a melon-eating system, it is reasonable to see through fate, right? One person, one system decided to use live broadcast to gain energy and monetary rewards.
· Luosangsang: Hello everyone, I will lead everyone to eat melons.
Netizen: Master, my daughter has been single, please help my daughter to find a red line!
Luosangsang: If she goes on blind dates randomly, she will encounter epic bad peach blossoms and will die.
Netizen: Woo woo woo, finally connected online, my daughter was abducted by human traffickers, please tell me where he is.
Luosangsang: Your daughter was sold by you, you want to match bone marrow, I know where she is, but I won’t tell you.
Netizen: Master, I am a retired policeman. I became a policeman to find out the truth about my sister’s wrongful death. I have no answer for forty-three years. Please tell me the clues of the murderer.
Luosangsang: When you leave the study, he will be waiting in your living room.
Luosangsang: By the way, he has killed 156 people abroad. He is a major serial killer.
Since the retired policeman was connected, the identities of the connected netizens have become more diverse, and national teams have come out to connect. There are anti-drug police to investigate drug dealers, there are national security personnel to catch spies, and even overseas national teams have come to the live broadcast room.
"Dear Master, are you willing to come to the beautiful country? Our country is strong and free. We hope you can come and help us. We will give you the best treatment!"
Chinese netizens: Poachers, get out!
When Gu Nan came to Global Gao Wu, the Gao Wu world began to change.
"Gu Nan, this cherry bomb is much better than bombing ore." Wang Jinyang said.
This book is also known as "Gao Wu's Improper Inventions", "Global Gao Wu's Useless Inventions", "My Inventions Are Really Useless"
Global Gao Wu Fan Fiction.
Description: TA is a humanoid creature who calls himself Zhang Jue. He comes from a parallel universe and has the characteristics of being unaffected by most research projects.
Long-term observation and research on him found that he has a mild antisocial personality and likes to talk trash.
TA can obtain certain information and abilities through physical contact, and the acquired abilities will be weakened to a certain extent.
TA needs special attention. (He himself emphasized)
TA needs to be detained in a single-family villa designed by a French designer with an area of no less than 50*50*20 meters, with a garden on the top floor, and a swimming pool of no less than 200 square meters in the yard.
The organization should send a male staff member over 50 years old who has received British royal etiquette training to assist him in managing the affairs in the villa. The staff member needs to wear a wig 24 hours a day.
The monitoring staff needs to undergo a psychological status assessment once a month. There have been precedents of employees quitting the organization because they could not tolerate his trash talk.
[Male turns into female character][Does not marry][Becomes a girl later][Game comes]
Zhou Ling is a boy with incredible luck. He won the rarest golden character after 3 billion people drew the lottery.
"But why is it a girl!" "And a blonde loli!" "Didn't we say it was an incredible start? Why is he a little beggar when he first appears!!!"
While playing the online game "Convergence of Ten Thousand Realms," Yan Luoyue suddenly found herself switched into an egg of the Turtle Clan in the cultivation world.
The egg's parents perished in a sudden monster disaster just before the clan's hibernation period began.
When news of their deaths reached the Turtle Clan, someone was sent to handle the aftermath. Near the place where they had died, a pure white turtle egg was found and brought back to the Turtle nesting ground.
When her egg hatched, Yan Yu, the clan Nanny, was shocked.
What was different?
Yan Luoyue had a human body instead of the body of a newly hatched baby turtle
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Fortunately, her "Unification of Ten Thousand Realms" game account had come along with her, and the skill books and equipment in her inventory were still intact.
However, there was a bug in her account information.
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Year after year, Yan Luoyue watched as her health bar grew infinitely longer.
Every year on her birthday, an extra zero was added to her health bar.
In the first year after her switch, Yan Luoyue used all her divine artifacts to ensure her fragile self wouldn’t choke to death on her own saliva
By the tenth year, she removed all her equipment and casually strolled through the forbidden grounds of her clan.
The sealed demons and monsters surrounded her, hacking away for three days and three nights, until they collapsed, foaming at the mouth.
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A hundred years after her transmigration, Yan Luoyue looked up and realized her health bar now spanned the entire continent.
Someone once asked Turtle Demon Venerable Yan, "Does being invincible make you lonely?"
Yan Luoyue kindly replied, "Silly child, how could being invincible be lonely? It’s absolutely amazing."
"Book Orange" Is there really a way to deal with a bad-tempered girlfriend while saving the world?
Sixty years ago, after the Human-Demon War ended, a barrier appeared between the human world and the demon world, separating the two races and entering a brief era of peace.
A year ago, humans suspected that the demons were plotting an evil plan and sent one of their best fighters to the demon world to perform a mission, but she disappeared without a trace.
They could never have imagined that the reason for her disappearance was simply because...
she had a lovely demon girlfriend.
Now, a year later, humans are taking action again. Next
, she has to face:
her ex-girlfriend who may nuclear-bomb the demon world at any time.
The rookie junior sent by humans to perform the mission.
The daughter of the most mysterious demon ruler.
And her bad-tempered succubus girlfriend.
In short, do your best... Magical Girl, Ye Shi.
Ancient martial arts grandmaster Yuan Hanshuang, with a blink of her eyes, found herself in the interstellar era.
In this interstellar world, there were no mechas or supernatural abilities, only individuals gifted with psychic power.
From flora and fauna to magical beasts, insect races, mechanical life forms, and even dragons and angels existing solely in human fantasies—they all transcended the limits of imagination, becoming manifestations of human psychic power.
Yuan Hanshuang’s psychic manifestation took the form of an ordinary koi fish.
This koi fish had no other abilities, was weak and helpless, but it had caused her insatiable appetite, adding insult to injury for her already impoverished family.
Since awakening her manifestation, Yuan Hanshuang’s life hit rock bottom, and even having a full meal became a luxury.
In order to eat her fill, she has to work hard and step on everyone else, fighting to make a living.
Many years later, the strongest interstellar being rides a colossal Kun fish, obscuring the sky, as she roam the starry sea, returning to her alma mater for an interview.
The students eagerly pass the microphone: “Great one, how did you evolve your spiritual manifestation into an ancient Mythical beast?”
Yuan Hanshuang remains silent for a while, then says, “In the beginning, I just wanted to have a decent meal.”
Then one meal turned into billions, she ate her fill, and grew stronger.
After an award ceremony, a reporter found the great director Nanaya Kiryu who helped the heroine win the Best Actress trophy again and interviewed him.
Reporter: Director Kiryu, congratulations on the heroine of your movie winning the Best Actress trophy again. May I ask why you can do it every time?
Nanaya: Because I am very good at discovering the beauty of women. In my eyes, whether it is a queen, a loli, a transvestite, long hair, short hair, modern, ancient costume, tsundere, electric wave system, sickly, queen, princess, saint, glasses girl, ghost, elf, animal ear girl, or even a 17 or 18-year-old old woman, they all have their own beauty. I just show this beauty to the audience.
Reporter: It seems that something strange has mixed in?
Nanaya: That's your illusion.