Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.
This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!
From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:
"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"
"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"
"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."
"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."
"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"
"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"
"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."
The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:
"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"
"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"
"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"
In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"
Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——
A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.
Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...
He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.
When people are in their third year of high school, they are given a mission by heaven, and they will live forever?
[Your Majesty, a temptress in troubled times is trying to sow discord between you and Prime Minister Wang. She appears gentle, but in reality she is a manipulative and malicious woman. If you listen to her slander and ignore the principles of state, the dynasty will fall.]
Xu Yan looked at the head teacher in front of him and Bai Yueguang sitting at the table in front of him and fell into deep thought.
Going to class = going to court?
Laoban = Prime Minister?
Is Bai Yueguang a temptress in troubled times? The contrast is a bit shocking?
Whose system is so crazy?
…
But gradually, Xu Yan discovered something was wrong.
The cute childhood sweetheart is a yandere, the aloof goddess suffers from a chuunibyou, and the new neighbor sister actually loves to stalk...
The system is a little crazy, but it's right...
[Your Majesty, you and the Saint have successfully achieved "Double Shame", Literary Strength +1, Military Strength +1.]
oh?
…
【Transformation】【Change Single】【Western Fantasy】 (After thinking about it, I decided to go single)
Aaron, humanity's greatest hero, fought the demon king Evelyn with all his might in the final battle, but failed. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself bound by Evelyn in a mysterious ritual. When the ritual was completed and he awoke, he discovered that not only was he not dead, but he had been transformed into Evelyn's daughter.
[Pseudo DND rules + Collecting Faith + Priest Becoming a God + Lord of the Crystal Wall System]
Lord of the Dawn: Nord, could you please tell me why the believers you developed cannot provide me with any faith value?
Ice and Snow Goddess: Nord, who do you support in your heart?
Grand Duke of the Devil: Nord, why don’t the souls of the believers you recruited enter the River Styx after death?
Demon Lord: Nord, you seem to have a familiar smell. We must be half-brothers!
…
A dark cave, a mysterious altar, a giant burning crucible, a group of fanatical cultists, and priests who seemed to be preparing some evil ritual...
Nord, whose consciousness had just returned to his body, was about to face the Shura scene of being thrown into a crucible burning with blazing flames.
Looking at the tragic scene of people being thrown into the crucible one after another, Nord was really anxious...
Oh? So there's another option?
Well, don’t think about it, I agree!
…
Many years later, Nord discovered that the so-called God was nothing more than this.
In this case, I have the divinity, the godhead, and I have mastered a few laws. My believers are spread all over the world. Who wouldn't want to ignite the divine fire and become a true God?
Huh? What did you say? The True God is just getting started?
(Interstellar survival + spaceship construction + planet rubbing + resource collection) (Start from a small broken ship and sublimate into a cosmic starship, and hand-rub planet civilization) The world is in shock, and the earth civilization is dragged into the cosmic promotion trial. Shen Yu woke up at the beginning of the game, only to see spiderweb portholes, a leaky and broken ship, and only two hours of oxygen left. In despair, his only talent [Eternal Sublimation] is activated - everything can be upgraded! Rusty and broken claws? Upgrade! Control with consciousness and grab the starry sky! Garbage furnace? Upgrade! Double the efficiency and extract the void! While others are still struggling for oxygen, Shen Yu is already driving an armed gunboat, chasing interstellar pirates all over the star field! While other survivors are struggling to survive, Shen Yu has already cast his eyes into the depths of the starry sky: "I heard... planets can also be upgraded?"
[Fantasy Adventure, Super Goblins, Souls-like Setting, Pseudo-D&D, A Mixed Bag] "Newbie quests, start with goblins!" "Low on money, let's kill some goblins!" "Nothing to do today, let's go kill goblins!"... At first, everyone thought they were just ordinary, low-level monsters, short, ugly, and intellectually deficient, hunted by all races. Until that day, those "weak" goblins suddenly became synonymous with war and death.... Heavy cavalry riding demon wolves, magical shamans and sorcerers, mighty goblin heroes, towering goblin giants, and goblin dragonriders dominating the skies...... As cities were toppled and lands crushed, humanity finally faced the horror of being dominated by goblins and the shame of being prey. ...To survive and regain his dignity as a human, Aaron, using [Soul Inscription], continuously drew strength from the corpses of monsters. Axe, Roll, Execution, Lion Slash, Monster Buster, Hunting Giant, Dragon Breath... "They... They are everywhere!" "Then fight everywhere!!"
When office worker Lin Qi encounters the weeping Creator Goddess Arya, he's forced to take on the task of saving the impending Etherland multiverse. Faced with the encroachment of the Void Devourer, he strikes upon an idea: to package the apocalypse into the game "Age of the Heavens," tricking Earth players into becoming his "tools."
Stupid gamers charged forward with bizarre banners, casual gamers recreated McDonald's assembly lines, and researchers uncovered the truth behind the "bad planning" scheme. Lin Qi handed a tissue to his goddess while watching players dismantle the evil god for gold. Childhood sweetheart and programmer Su Xiaowan hacked into the backstage to uncover the truth and then joined in the effort.
From the demonic surge of the Novice Village to the interdimensional expedition, the player's "Fourth Scourge" wields the power to turn the tide of battle. When the Void Core is destroyed and peace arrives, the gaze of a higher-dimensional "Reaper" quietly emerges. Lin Qi and his companions stand at a new starting point; the prologue to saving the universe has just been written.
[Gender Change] + [Venomous Tongue], considering whether to post with other goddesses (mainly worried about not being able to pass the review)
Dasha Chen becomes a cannon fodder in Marvel, witnesses Frank's massacre, and is seriously injured, activating the [Shaper] cheat code - she can transform by touching the goddess's items!
Looking at Shiranui Dasha Chen Wu, Uncle Fa couldn't stop his nose bleeding.
Uncle Fa: Dasha, are you dressed like this to kill your opponent or to give him a buff?
Ghost Spider-Gwen: Dasha, as a vigilante in the dark, you need to wear a mask.
Dasha: God has given me such an exquisite appearance. Would it be right if I don’t show it to my brothers?
Thor's party attracted aliens? Call his mother to come and get them!
Looking at the purple potato army opposite
Dasha carries the Asgard greatsword: It’s not a big problem, just use physical force to save her.
Uncle Fa: Target locked, no one left alive
Years later, as Rodel Koleps, the Lord of Star Law, sat on his supreme throne, facing the Round Table Hall and the core members of the mysterious society he had unwittingly founded, he would always recall that distant afternoon, shortly after arriving in this classic fantasy world, when he successfully used a pitchfork to perform the [Combat Skill: Thrust] in the fields. Oh, and, by the way, that golden tree that only he could see back then...
Star Force is not only a mecha engine that can rewrite the laws of physics, but also a law machine that can distort reality and fantasy.
"The Princess of the Moon Face? Me?"
After Toyokawa Kiyoshi disappeared, Toyokawa Shoko was a little confused as she looked at the huge sky platform under her feet where she was taken by a group of people.
At first, I thought they were kidnapping me and demanding a ransom from the Toyokawa family. Just as I was about to explain that I had been kicked out of the Toyokawa family and was no longer worth anything, and was praying for them to let me go, a group of people asked me to lead them to recover the Moon's Face.
"Fuck you! Tianchen! You claim to be the queen, but you're just going to throw your king into the most dangerous place to fight monsters!"
"Your Majesty, let me explain. There is a reason for this."
"What explanation do you have? Go to my chambers and explain! I hope I can be as tough as you are!"