Cultists infiltrate my house, and the SAN value goes berserk (1-330).

Author: Bronze Endorsement Scholar Date: 2022-04-28

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"To create an evil god, you must first give him super high wisdom, powerful **, and ...... of superb combat skills

"No, no, no!"

"None of this is the most important thing, for the evil gods, there is nothing more important than the ancient and terrifying decaying civilization."

Chen Feng, who inherited the grocery store, bound the Cthulhu civilization.

What's even more terrifying is that with just a few carriers, Chen Feng can summon the Outer Gods and the Old Rulers to descend on this planet.

A pot of flowers serves as a carrier to summon black goat cubs.

A tank of fry serves as a carrier to summon deep divers.

A cigarette serves as a carrier, summoning a nameless mist.

Overnight, this grocery shop became a place of death that countless people feared.

At this moment, a cultist came uninvited.

He carried destruction and death with him, but when he entered the door, the cultists completely collapsed.

The body is distorted, the eyes are bleeding, the spirit is mutated, and the soul is disintegrated......

Cultist: If I'm guilty, kill me instead of torturing me like this!

"Professor Oak, hello. Although I look like a Gardevoir, I'm actually a human sealed inside this body. My tens of millions in assets have been frozen, and all I need now is a Pokédex and six Poké Balls to break the seal. If you give them to me, I’ll reward you with 5 million afterward..."

"Do I look like an idiot to you...?"

"Actually, Professor, the truth is—"

"Even if you can talk, can’t you just... be a proper Pokémon?"

"...Fine."

"Then, how about this—predict my grandson’s future for me."

"Your grandson...? Nah, forget it. I’d rather go predict that idiot instead."

"......"

...

...

Why must the story be full of bitterness and hatred? Do you like the lighthearted and interesting legend?

Who am I today?

Am I the hero who saves the kingdom? Am I the villain who threatens the times? Am I the playboy who has been a playboy for a lifetime? Or am I the great sinner who has been recorded in history... Forget about the sex maniac, I am always a decent person.

I can be a clown, a judge, a magician, or a popular actor.

Well, I am the one who married the queen and gave birth to the princess. I

am the one who won the fight against the king and the princess chased me? Wait, something is wrong, this is not the same kingdom and the same princess!

"You can tear off my mask, as long as you are willing to bear the truth after waking up from the dream."

"You can expose my lies, as long as you are willing to bear the truth rising from the ashes."

"Or, you can indulge in the dream and dance to the end at the ball of doomsday..."

The above part is nonsense that the introduction is not good at. In short, it is a hilarious and lighthearted story.

Ancient martial arts grandmaster Yuan Hanshuang, with a blink of her eyes, found herself in the interstellar era.

In this interstellar world, there were no mechas or supernatural abilities, only individuals gifted with psychic power.

From flora and fauna to magical beasts, insect races, mechanical life forms, and even dragons and angels existing solely in human fantasies—they all transcended the limits of imagination, becoming manifestations of human psychic power.

Yuan Hanshuang’s psychic manifestation took the form of an ordinary koi fish.

This koi fish had no other abilities, was weak and helpless, but it had caused her insatiable appetite, adding insult to injury for her already impoverished family.

Since awakening her manifestation, Yuan Hanshuang’s life hit rock bottom, and even having a full meal became a luxury.

In order to eat her fill, she has to work hard and step on everyone else, fighting to make a living.

Many years later, the strongest interstellar being rides a colossal Kun fish, obscuring the sky, as she roam the starry sea, returning to her alma mater for an interview.

The students eagerly pass the microphone: “Great one, how did you evolve your spiritual manifestation into an ancient Mythical beast?”

Yuan Hanshuang remains silent for a while, then says, “In the beginning, I just wanted to have a decent meal.”

Then one meal turned into billions, she ate her fill, and grew stronger.

"What! You told me I traveled through time!" "And turned into a ball of data! And the most important thing is, this ball of data has a gender!" "Well... I can only live on the screen forever." A geek died suddenly in front of his computer screen after staying up all night. By chance, he traveled to another planet similar to Earth. His consciousness turned into data, and from then on he could only survive on the Internet. Let's see how the protagonist, who transformed into a virtual singer, developed on that planet with backward two-dimensional culture. (Note: This book is purely Japanese.

Liang Ying, a girl from a poor peasant family, is reborn in the interstellar era.

Her noble family background and domineering father are all just clouds. She

must be self-reliant in life and work hard to achieve her ideals. She must

rely on herself to enter university and work hard to have enough food and clothing.

She must not be afraid of danger and must seize happiness. As

her family member said, "The peasant mentality is the latest trend of cool and handsome"

When Gu Nan came to Global Gao Wu, the Gao Wu world began to change.

"Gu Nan, this cherry bomb is much better than bombing ore." Wang Jinyang said.

This book is also known as "Gao Wu's Improper Inventions", "Global Gao Wu's Useless Inventions", "My Inventions Are Really Useless"

Global Gao Wu Fan Fiction.

Agricultural student Lin Xiaohe traveled through time and became a girl who was about to drop out of school on a garbage planet in the interstellar era.

She has a disabled father, a seriously ill mother, elderly grandparents, a mentally ill brother, and a mute sister. The whole family depends on her!

Lin Xiaohe, who entered the examination room right after she transmigrated, said: I didn’t know any of the questions on the test, and only got the last additional agronomy question right.

"Lin Xiaoqiao is so lucky! She was actually accepted into the Federal Central Military Academy!"

"What major? Mecha or engineering?"

“Agricultural College!”

"After graduation, I'll still be a farmer."

Lin Xiaoqiao, carrying her backpack, swore to the tearful Lin family, "Grandpa, Grandma, Mom, Dad, Big Brother, and Second Sister, don't worry! I will plant more crops, fight less, and survive as long as I can!"

However, one’s strength does not allow him to be low-key.

Lin Xiaoqiao, who is bound to the plant summoner system, kills anyone who stands in his way in the military academy competition.

Barrier corn that can block electromagnetic cannon salvos.

A violent tomato capable of smashing through a starship.

A pea shooter with unlimited bullets.

Climb the list in half a year and reach the top in one year!

Zerg invasion? Get a set of Nuclear Peppers and Purification Sunflowers.

Are mechanical life forms trying to stir up trouble? Feel the shock of Internet addict Xiaomai!

Spiritual civilization coming to observe? 999 roses for you, scumbag!

Before graduating, Lin Xiaohe was promoted to a general.

Lin Xiaohe: Thanks for the invitation. I'm in the vegetable garden, just picking tomatoes. Today is also a day to teach the whole universe about being human with vegetables!

(It has daily life, warmth, and upgrades, and it is a refreshing article.)

Description: TA is a humanoid creature who calls himself Zhang Jue. He comes from a parallel universe and has the characteristics of being unaffected by most research projects.

Long-term observation and research on him found that he has a mild antisocial personality and likes to talk trash.

TA can obtain certain information and abilities through physical contact, and the acquired abilities will be weakened to a certain extent.

TA needs special attention. (He himself emphasized)

TA needs to be detained in a single-family villa designed by a French designer with an area of no less than 50*50*20 meters, with a garden on the top floor, and a swimming pool of no less than 200 square meters in the yard.

The organization should send a male staff member over 50 years old who has received British royal etiquette training to assist him in managing the affairs in the villa. The staff member needs to wear a wig 24 hours a day.

The monitoring staff needs to undergo a psychological status assessment once a month. There have been precedents of employees quitting the organization because they could not tolerate his trash talk.

[Western Fantasy][Disqualified Hero][Not Invincible Without System][Multiple Female Protagonists][No Abuse of the Protagonist]

Ryan died together with the great transport car that sent him to another world. In the violent explosion, he missed the opportunity to connect with the priest who was responsible for the job transfer of the transferees.

Sixteen years later, Ryan, who was trapped in the turbulence of time and space, finally tore a hole and fell heavily into another world, just landing on the back of a giant dragon lady.

After some inspection, it was found that due to staying in the turbulence of time and space for many years, the magic of this world had no effect on him, whether it was the enemy's damaging magic or the friendly magic, and only physical attacks could cause damage to him.

Wait, in this world, not having a job would make you a lazy bum in the biological sense?

In order to avoid turning into a fat white bug, Ryan chose to become a bard.

In this world, there are both local heroes and "shifters" from other worlds, and their goal is to defeat the Demon King.

But the quality of this group of foreign "transferers" is obviously mixed...