This is a parallel world; please do not take it personally.

Welcome to Earth Online!

Game Announcement: The current version update on July 15th, 3025 AD is as follows:

1. Significantly reduce the random character generation rate for Chinese clothing, slightly increase the character generation rate for Western clothing, and moderately increase the character generation rate for Indian clothing.

2. Regional survival game event update: The [Deep Blue Storm] event is launched in coastal areas. The game will randomly drop items such as [Deep Sea Giant Squid], [Neighbor's Underpants], and [Flying Divine Dog].

3. The pre-event storyline for the S3 large-scale competition has been updated, and the story mission [Gaksha: Humanitarian Aid] is now open. Advanced players are encouraged to participate.

4. Slightly increase the rate of technological updates in traditional Chinese clothing, moderately increase the difficulty of starting a business…

Upon waking up, Gao Wan suddenly experienced auditory hallucinations and stared into deep thought at the game interface in front of him.

Netizen: The book "Burning the Scriptures" is right here, why don't you learn it? (Pulls out "Qian's Engineering Cybernetics")

Gao Wan: I'm studying, I'm studying.

"Ding! After one hour of dedicated reading of 'Engineering Cybernetics', your intelligence has increased by 1, your knowledge base by 1, and your learning progress by 1%."

The child may not understand, but the child is trying.

"You have logged into the Earth Online game forum."

Browse the player post "On the Importance of Unified Standards" - Author: Qin Shihuang.

Post titled "A Complete Guide from Beggar to Server Owner" - Author: Zhu Yuanzhang.

Post titled "On the Feasibility of Achieving Tasks Through Indirect Methods" - Author: Huang Chao.

One day at the Chinese Clothing Guild.

"Ding! Villager Gao Wan has shared controlled nuclear fusion technology with you."

From then on, science and metaphysics went hand in hand, and flying swords and mechas became one.

Transmigrating to a high-martial arts era, where ferocious beasts roam and martial arts reign supreme. Wang Xiao, watching the soaring admission scores for martial arts universities and then at his father's back covered in plasters, sank into despair. His family was poor, his talent mediocre, and he couldn't even afford the latest tenth set of body-tempering techniques. His future seemed bleak. Until—"Rise of High Martial Arts: Sign-in Rewards!" [Ding] [Successfully signed in for day one] [Received rewards: Azure Dragon Body Tempering Technique, Marrow Cleansing Pill, Blood Qi Pill]... While others were still racking their brains over the power techniques of the tenth set of body-tempering techniques, Wang Xiao was already riding on auspicious clouds, traveling with the wind. While the elite of wealthy families boasted about their blood and qi values ​​increasing by 0.5, Wang Xiao's cultivation had already progressed by leaps and bounds, his blood and qi soaring to the heavens. That year, in the college entrance examination hall, Wang Xiao used his fists as his weapon, his light illuminating thousands of miles. That year, everyone remembered one name: Supreme Martial God, Wang Xiao!

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[Infrastructure] + [Management] + [Silly and Funny] No romantic pairing

You've ridden roller coasters that go up to the sky, but have you ever seen a drilling machine that goes 1,000 meters underground and races against lava?

You've ridden a singing carousel, but have you ever been kicked against a wall by a Wrangler with a beautiful upper body?

You said Crazy Mouse isn't crazy at all, so I pulled out the Eighteen Levels of Hell for you in the escape room. What do you say?

Palulu 8D Amusement Park is dedicated to healing every unhappy person!

What? The flight squadron is training here again?

Did the academician go to the space swivel chair to tease aliens again?

Those cancer patients who recovered didn't want to leave?

The park director, Pei Guangle, declared: "Prices must go up! This is a legitimate amusement park, not your research and training base or sanatorium!"

You ask if the things hanging on the trees outside the haunted house are people or ghosts? Oh, neither, they're Buddha statues from Japan and the United States!

[One body, two souls] [Funny battles] [Male-female protagonist] [No CP] [Micro-group portrait] [Relaxed]

Bai He, who died suddenly, inexplicably traveled to the world of immortal cultivation.

He also lives in the same body with a sword cultivator who is poor except for pretending to be cool.

The problem is, as a humanoid supercomputer, I also have a double degree in physics and chemistry and an eighth-level machinist certificate...

Bai He: "It's like this, ignorant girl, have you ever heard of Ripple Run?"

Li Qian: “Ah?”

Bai He: "Have you heard of the Bobosha Ripple Run?"

Li Qian: “Ah????”

Bai He: "Actually, I studied engineering in my previous life. So, since you've become an immortal, your hand rubbing precision should be very high..."

Early stage:

Li Qian: "I, Li Qian, am a swordsman."

Bai He: "I... uh... like handicrafts. A mortal with a better brain?"

Opposite party: "Your handicraft is the Zhu Xian electromagnetic pulse array!"

Later stage:

Li Qian: "I, Li Qian, am a nuclear explosion lightsaber cultivator."

Bai He: "I, Bai He, am a dual-master of guns and ships. I forgot the beginning, the middle, and the end. Anyway, I am a civilian two-dimensional foil!"

As for the romance?

Sword cultivators cut off all emotions and desires.

The same is true for women in science and engineering.

In short, Li Qian is not modest, and Bai He is not lily.

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[Fantasy Adventure, Super Goblins, Souls-like Setting, Pseudo-D&D, A Mixed Bag] "Newbie quests, start with goblins!" "Low on money, let's kill some goblins!" "Nothing to do today, let's go kill goblins!"... At first, everyone thought they were just ordinary, low-level monsters, short, ugly, and intellectually deficient, hunted by all races. Until that day, those "weak" goblins suddenly became synonymous with war and death.... Heavy cavalry riding demon wolves, magical shamans and sorcerers, mighty goblin heroes, towering goblin giants, and goblin dragonriders dominating the skies...... As cities were toppled and lands crushed, humanity finally faced the horror of being dominated by goblins and the shame of being prey. ...To survive and regain his dignity as a human, Aaron, using [Soul Inscription], continuously drew strength from the corpses of monsters. Axe, Roll, Execution, Lion Slash, Monster Buster, Hunting Giant, Dragon Breath... "They... They are everywhere!" "Then fight everywhere!!"

After traveling to the Great Wilderness, Shen Can became the keeper of the ancestral temple of the Zhiyan tribe because of his "weak body". He was responsible for the daily cleaning of the temple, burning incense, and daily sacrifices.

There were floods, earthquakes, and calamity beasts running rampant in the wilderness.

Human beings offer sacrifices to heaven and earth, but it is of no use.

Offering sacrifices to disaster beasts is of no use.

The ancestors of the human race hunted wild beasts, used their blood to cleanse themselves, created the first generation of martial arts practice, and survived by obtaining food in the wilderness.

Although this method has many flaws, and the practice process causes violent blood and qi chaos, burning scriptures and destroying the body, and there are shortcomings in the future, it allows the human race to find a place to survive in the wilderness.

Therefore, the various tribes in the Great Wilderness built ancestral temples to offer sacrifices to their ancestors every year, remembering the hardships their ancestors went through in pioneering the country. Even the prey they brought back from hunting in the past would be presented to the ancestral temples for the ancestors to enjoy.

In accordance with the temple's duty, Shen Can pierced the wild beast's neck with the "Luan Dao" and took its blood to offer to his ancestors, but he found that he could absorb the wild beast's lifespan and deduce the method of cultivation.

At this point, who says that martial arts can only stop before the seventh level and always be below the disaster beast?

…

Many years later, the disaster beast Wuzhiqi came with a torrential flood outside the Zhiyan tribe. The earth was flooded and the tribesmen knelt outside the ancestral temple.

"Ask for the protection of our ancestors!"

This book is also known as "I Steal Ancestors' Offerings to Feed Myself" and "Ancestral Offerings, Whoever Eats It Isn't Eating It"

In this glorious world, countless citizens are born as gods, and the brilliance of the Immortal God Emperor covers all realms and illuminates the heavens. The God Emperor of Origin reshaped the system of faith and will, broke free from the shackles of incense, ascended to the throne of God above Gods, and laid the foundation for the azure transcendence. The myth of creation took a different approach, using one law to derive all laws, and the law of psychic energy illuminates the heavens, eternally immortal. The God Emperor of War suppresses transcendence with the group, crushes natural disasters with spiritual wisdom, and sublimates the meaning of life and civilization again. In today's azure civilization, the brilliance of the Immortal God Emperor shines on all realms, and the will of civilization is only half a step away from transcending the void sea... and this half-step "brilliance" will descend upon the world at this moment. Luo Chen: "

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Transmigrating to another world, he inherited a dojo on the verge of being shut down… a mediocre little villa, and a staggering 20 million! The world's undisputed "Li Jin": Dojo owner? Even a dog wouldn't do it! Out of curiosity about the technology of this other world, he tried out the official training pod before stepping down. There, Li Jin clicked on an icon that shouldn't exist: 【Welcome to the Dark World】While martial artists in the real world struggle to break through their bottlenecks, Li Jin only needs to swat away minions from hell. When otherworldly magic users go bankrupt for a rare spell, Li Jin's skill tree automatically lights up. Initially, they laughed at a talentless kid inheriting a dojo, thinking it was presumptuous, unaware that he already possessed the power of a world. From Rogue Encampment to Chaos Sanctuary, when the apocalyptic tide descended upon the real world, Li Jin mastered the runic language, treading on the demonic path of hell…

When a modern soul accidentally falls into a medieval-style magical fantasy world, what the protagonist sees is not entirely romantic—there is the dazzling light of magic and the honorary oaths upheld by knights, but it lacks the nourishment of diverse cultures: entertainment is the same old tunes repeated by bards, aesthetics are trapped in the rigid framework of the Middle Ages, and information is spread through the inefficient path of word of mouth.

To break free from this monotony and gain a foothold in this other world, the protagonist awakens memories of Earth's civilization, thus beginning a "cultural export" that transcends time and space. He uses words as a blade to dissect the spiritual wasteland of this other world; he uses passion as a torch to ignite people's desire for new things.

The story is filled with both the emotional resonance of literary works, allowing the inhabitants of this other world to glimpse different lives and thoughts for the first time, and the unexpected warmth of everyday life—a cup of hot wine offered by a stranger knight, a piece of bread reserved for him by a small merchant. Set against a backdrop of a retro era, the protagonist not only spreads culture but also explores himself—finding his value in creation and sharing, undergoing a transformative growth amidst the unknown and challenges, and ultimately adding a unique touch of brilliance to the world of swords and magic with the cultural spark of Earth.