"Wife, let me explain!" (This book is a slow burn; there may be more slice-of-life scenes.)
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[Pay-to-win cultivation + pranks + bizarre side effects of elixirs and magical treasures + a sixth brother + lighthearted humor + unscrupulous merchant: take it or leave it]
Lin Fan transmigrated to the world of cultivation and obtained a system that allowed him to recharge and improve his cultivation level.
In order to earn spirit stones for recharging, he started a business selling pills and magical artifacts.
The elixirs and magical artifacts he sells are somewhat bizarre.
Although it is very powerful, it has a variety of strange side effects.
Faced with customer complaints, Lin Fan felt that they were just nitpicking.
So what if eating it makes you fart?
It just makes you more attractive...
Customer: "You shady merchant, why aren't you eating?"
Lin Fan: "I don't need to cultivate, so what do I need to eat?"
Straw sandals that can use athlete's foot to accelerate nitrogen.
It can transform into a dog-like escape cloak, etc...
Customer: "You swindler, why don't you use it?"
Lin Fan: "Businessmen make money by being friendly and don't like fighting, so naturally they don't need it."
Lin Fan: "Besides, I have my own innate magical artifact, so I don't need these."
Lin Fan: "Oh right, I also have a guard at the peak of the Tribulation Transcending stage."
Customer: "Please spare me, senior..."
Lin Fan: "I don't just deal in elixirs and magical artifacts. I also dabble in kidnapping, robbery, extortion, and other similar businesses. Would you like to patronize my business?"
[Transformers + Special Mechanical Lifeforms + Mechs + Villains + No Female Lead + Sci-Fi + War + Dark + Emotionless Protagonist: "Three Names System"]
Chen Tianren transmigrates to the parallel world of Blue Star, where he is betrayed and dies with resentment at the beginning, vowing to become a powerful cosmic being devoid of emotion.
As fate would have it, he unexpectedly fused with the lost Supreme Spark of Cybertron, becoming a Transformer and also gaining a system.
After completing the system's tasks, you will receive database rewards, Shadow Protocol, upgrade your mechs, recruit Cybertronian refugees, and build your own Transformers army.
[Congratulations! The Shadow Legion has been officially established, and you have obtained the leader title—Dark Skyfall.]
[Your spark energy has become the energy of the Dark Leader, capable of powering Cybertronian relics.]
You have obtained the forging data for the Dark Night Star Sword.
In the early stages, he punched the Autobots and kicked the Decepticons!
He fought against the progenitor Tianyuan leader Xianjuetian, seized the power of Tianyuan, and obtained the universal gear!
After destroying Earth, he traveled into space to collect fragments of the spark and became the Shadow Primal of Cybertron!
A cosmic black hole formed from terrifying dark energy strikes fear into the hearts of cosmic civilizations!
In his quest for truth and knowledge in the universe, he has long since transformed into a cold, inanimate machine…
[Entertainment Invasion + Hilarious Farming + Simulation Management + No Female Lead + Crazy + Lighthearted Comedy + Light Novel + Chinese Literature]
Joss unexpectedly travels to a fantastical medieval world and becomes a T0 villain: the Demon King.
The last ruler of the demon race was bankrupt.
The neighboring Magic Empire is thriving, while the Holy Empire is eyeing it covetously.
How can we lead the shattered demon race to find a way to coexist with the powerful humans?
Joss: "Then let's get to know the 1.4 billion demons of the Demon King again as writers, teachers, illustrators, voice actors, cosplay masters...
Just three months later:
He founded the Demon King's Castle Printing Factory.
He published various original Chinese-style light novels and earned his first pot of gold.
He then personally took on the role of editor-in-chief.
He founded the "Rebirth and Transmigration Novel Daily" and dominated the primary, secondary, and tertiary education market.
Following this, a novel signing event was held, and the first "Meeting in Another World!" comic convention was also organized, featuring handsome demon men and beautiful women singing and dancing, attracting visitors from all races, and selling out all the merchandise...
The road gets wider and wider as you walk.
They collaborated with dwarves to sell figurines, merchandise, and game consoles.
Collaborating with the elves to sell products via livestream and showcase their facial expressions.
I casually conquered the evil dragon delivery service, and I can send anything. I turned the war of faith between gods in another world into a war between idol boy and girl groups of gods that I support.
Novels, comics, video games, movies, short dramas, and variety shows.
Finally, through the Demon King Castle ACNG cultural industry chain, Joss successfully conquered the other world.
After he ascended to the realm of gods, his subordinates wanted to hold the 99th Comic Con in the Holy Land of Light.
The Holy See initially intended to protest.
As a result, the God of Light they pushed down himself and slapped the Pope across the face.
Shut up, it's just that their internet cable got unplugged!
You think you can offend the Supreme God of Entertainment?!
Reborn in the era of the Investiture of the Gods, Zi Chu unexpectedly becomes the Crown Prince of the Shang Dynasty, even saving the peerless demon concubine Su Daji at the start? Just then, the Western Zhou rebels, the Heavenly Emperor plots for power, and sages devise schemes. He builds schools, making the Tao Te Ching a compulsory subject, and everyone cultivates immortality! He raises livestock, with a million divine beast cavalry crushing the Lingxiao Palace! He conducts scientific research, his magical punk artillery fire resounding throughout the other world! Hongjun: "The Great Shang is the legitimate dynasty, and my Xuanmen is the state religion of the Great Shang!" Tongtian: "My disciples number only ten thousand, while the Human Emperor commands a million celestial immortals and a million soldiers!" Duobao: "My face was naturally chubby; it wasn't the Human Emperor who beat me up!" Yin Zi Chu: "Father, I'm sorry, Daji is mine!"
(No romance, slow burn) Sang Qing resigned because her father was in poor health and planned to take him back to the countryside to spend his last few years with him. However, when they were renovating their old home, they met a woman who called herself her great-aunt. The great-aunt seemed unreliable, but she was really generous. She not only gave him a storage space, but the jade pendant that came with it was also the key to open another world. The other world was a primeval forest with abundant resources.
What are we waiting for? Let's go all out and harvest!
Just as Sang Qing was enjoying her harvest, the outside world seemed to be getting increasingly strange. The yield from the land was decreasing year by year, and mineral resources were becoming increasingly scarce. It seemed that human survival was about to become a problem. Sang Qing decisively chose to hand over the primeval forest to the country. After all, "a common man is innocent, but possessing a treasure is a crime." Since she had no ability to protect herself, she chose to cling to the strongest thigh. What could be more reassuring than the country as her father?
(In the early stages, focus on farming and stockpiling resources; later, there will be events where resources are handed over to the government, after which the government will help you advance.)
In a daze, Su Ruojin was reborn as the eldest daughter of a doctor at the Imperial Academy, an eighth-rank official, in Bianjing, the capital of the Great Yin Dynasty. She watched as her mother gave birth to her younger brother and then her younger brother, and the family of a small civil servant went from struggling to make ends meet to having to borrow money to survive.
A six-year-old boy stands on a small stool to reach the stove, but he worries about where his next meal will come from. How is he going to survive?
Don't be afraid... Don't be afraid...
Living in the mega-city of Bianjing, a prosperous and thriving commercial city, and bringing with me delicacies from a thousand years in the future, how could I possibly starve to death?
Impossible... Absolutely impossible...
The Imperial College, the Three Provinces, the Five Academyes, and the Nine Temples—places where civil servants gather—everyone needs breakfast, so let's start with breakfast stalls. Fried dough sticks and sesame cakes with soy milk, sesame dumplings, eight-treasure porridge—still think we don't have enough variety? Pancakes, scallion pancakes, steamed buns, pan-fried tofu pudding, pocket bread, mutton soup with assortment—let's get started… Searching for cotton quilts and Songjiang cloth… oil mills, taverns, general stores… suppressing rebellions and capturing bandits…
You can't earn enough... you simply can't earn enough...
With a pot in my left hand and a spatula in my right, I've captured the essence of everyday life in the bustling metropolis of Kyoto. Here I come!
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In the future, humanity will have conquered the stars and the sea.
Interstellar research has revealed that martial arts are lacking, and the only way to heal the soul is through the comforting power of food and tea.
In this universe, there is a small restaurant that has become a dream destination for countless people.
When only one serving of spicy and sour cabbage was left.
The arrogant and wicked young master said, "The food in this little shop looks so unhealthy—high in oil and salt, unhygienic, full of bacteria. How can you eat this? Let me eat it for you!"
The adorable and hilarious mecha genius: "Big brother, let me eat this unhealthy-looking food for you!"
Interstellar expert: "This shop seems a bit unhygienic. Eating too much of this food could be bad for your health. I'm a food safety expert. Send it over and we'll check it for you."
Netizens commented: "We could hear your scheme from eighteen planets away."
Young master of a certain planet: What kind of divine food is this? I want to eat it too.
[Terrible title][Plot][Mythology][Coming-of-age][Dark redemption][Single female lead][Slow burn][Strong duo][Not purely a wish-fulfillment story]
An era of "extraordinary" is about to begin. People say my beast claws are an anomaly, but she alone sees them as salvation.
I then took the beast of justice of old as my lamp to illuminate the blood-soaked path through the eternal night.
In this brilliant yet tragic era, the outcasts will surely be purged!
I said, "I am a child raised by a devil."
She clung to me, her voice frantic, afraid I would leave...
I then used her as a guide and slowly walked into the sunlight.
But how can there be no shadows under the sun...?
Until the precepts were driven into the coffin like nails: "Alienation is a sin, and those who love sin shall be punished!"
Covered in blood, I shattered the crimson commandments that imprisoned millions of extraordinary beings and said to her, "Following me means becoming an enemy of the world."
She blinked her silver eyes and chuckled, her bloodstained fingertips brushing against my beastly claws: "You may not know, but you've long been my whole world..."