Lu Zhi is the prince of the imperial capital, and no one dared to provoke him.
But everyone knew that Lu Zhi’s wife, Ye Buyu, could not provoke even more.
Because she is a crow’s mouth, cursing anyone who is unlucky, cursing who is suffering, as long as she speaks, the scene must be tragic.
“Oh, it’s so hot today, let’s let some rain cool down!” Lu Zhi looked at the raindrops floating down from the sky, his face turned black.
“shut up!”
“Isn’t the one in front of your ex-girlfriend? Her legs are so thin, she should be able to wrestle while walking!”
The person walking in front dropped a shit to eat, Lu Zhi was angry.
“Ye Buyu, you shut up!”
Until one day, Ye Buyu ran to him with a blank face, “Lu Zhi, I seem to be pregnant!”
Lu Zhi immediately jumped up, “Quickly, you are really pregnant, you are pregnant with twins, no, triplets!”
An ordinary high school student, following the old man who claimed to be the world’s top killer, learned kung fu, and accidentally received a bottle of elixir, letting him carry several kinds of abilities, and then set foot on the road of no return.
What is it? I want to take revenge on this old man? what? Beautiful and sexy beauty with the same rent, stylish charming police flower? Well, for my purity, I’ll go!
Rebirth to 2001.
Tencent was founded, Ali came out, Baidu also made money…
What’s the use of rebirth?
It’s okay, isn’t this a mobile Internet that still has a late-stage effort.
Chen Yu feels that in the early stage, we should first raise mobs to be promoted, instead of fighting against these big bosses, and in the coming year, we will unify the Internet! ! !
A teenager finds himself in the Marvel World with the Dragon Balls, and has to find a way to survive!
Shenron: “Say your wish! Any wish can be granted, but you only get one…”
Teenager: “Any wish could be granted?”
Shenron: “Of course!”
“Great!”
Teenager: “Shenron, please get me out of the Marvel World; return me to my original world!”
Shenron: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that…”
“….”
Teenager: “What? What were you bragging about then, saying you can grant any wish?”
Shenron: “Your body is from this world, therefore….”
“….”
Teenager: “Okay, then give me the power of a Super Saiyan! I want be able to beat Thor and Hulk, surpass Captain America and Iron Man!”
Shenron: “I’m sorry, I can’t do that…”
Teenager: “Worthless dragon! What can you do?”
Shenron: “I can…”
What’s it like to live with a demon?
At any time, everywhere ashamed!
She covered her swollen lips with caution, “Xi Huangzi Gu. You, what are you doing?”
“Kissing my wife.”
“You Hentai!, I am a man!!!”
He laughed evilly at her and tore her clothes.
“You are not a man, are you a freak or a eunuch? Or a hybrid eunuch? ”
She is the pampered young master from the Ling household, even more than that, she is the popular Playboy Bishounen school prince, but no one knows that she is actually a young lady, not young master, yeah she is a girl. and that was Until she was forced to live with this Devil School Prince, Playboy Bishounen meet the Devil, she can’t tell about her identity, and if she left him to do anything he wants, her tofu is left how much ah?
While she was sleeping, he steals a kiss at her, touching her, and don’t forget about him peeping on her, living with him and sleep with him on the same bed, he gropes her in various place, and that’s really terrible!!!
Su Xia is a well-known top traffic in the entertainment industry, and she is also a well-known queen of popular dramas. She holds a number of trophies with extremely high gold content.
There hasn’t been any scandal in the five years since her debut, the only thing that shocked everyone was that she was revealed that she was the fan of the actor Lu Jingyao!
Everyone lamented that even the actress was chasing stars.
Until one day, Su Xia went to a variety show and was asked by the host what was the luckiest thing in her life.
She tilted her head and smiled sweetly: “That’s probably because I am with my idol.”
Shocking Gua immediately shocked all netizens.
Later, the paparazzi photographed the ascetic actor, feeding his little girl with ice cream with a cowardly expression.
after that…
Netizen indifferent face: Please restrain yourself from the actor and actress, I really can’t eat dog food!
In my last life, it was difficult to have a child. In this life, I was given three radish heads as soon as I passed it, and there was an extra head. I thought my husband was a rough guy, but I didn’t expect a tough guy to have tenderness.
In the summer of 1994, the Millwall Youth Army, led by young coach Audridge, was about to rewrite the history of a century without a crown.
The deep blue of the mad lion, determined to sweep across Europe…
In an adventure, a golden-winged roc, which is larger than a mountain, became the clone of the young Chu Chen.
From then on, he was qualified to enter the tomb of the gods.
In the tomb of the gods, there are naked fairies frozen in the jade coffin, and there is ancient The fairy weapon, the heavenly exterminating and demon-defying magic shuttle… countless magic pill magic weapons, magic runes and holy soldiers, all picked up by him at will!
On the first day of his Awakening, Naruto took the first kiss of Hinata.
In this regard, Naruto thinks: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. I thought it was a dream…”
Naruto: “What? Tomorrow is a graduation exam?”
“Well… Mizuki wants me to steal the forbidden scroll.”
” Wait, I am going to buy a video camera… No camera? Then I am going to buy a copy scroll, no money?
Hehe… I can see if I can borrow money from Hinata…”