"Welcome everyone to the super scary live broadcast room. Before starting today's live broadcast, I must tell you that only three types of people can see this live broadcast: people with heavy yin energy, people who will die within seven days, and as for The third type, I can’t go into details, I can only give you one piece of advice – watch your back!”
There was a strange sound of chopping meat in the bun shop late at night, the passengers on the last train had the same face, and there was a man in a shroud wandering around on a cold rainy night...
The strange talk live broadcast room will take you deep into the unknown side of the world!
This book is also called "The Ranchers: The Fall of Hollywood"
Traveling back twenty years, he settled in a ranch in Hawaii, USA, where he lived the leisurely daily life of a super-rich man in Silicon Valley, starting a new business in the entertainment industry.
Rain or shine, you can trim cows' hooves, deliver coconuts to the 28th pole, pick barnacles from the coastal rocks, and shave wool in the haystacks. There is a blue fishery here, and it is also a paradise for cute pets.
Take you to have fun in Hollywood and dominate the global entertainment industry...
This is an entertainment novel unlike any other author of entertainment novels!
When other male protagonists make their debut, they either sing or dance, or they dance and sing and then appear in various film and television dramas...
Shake your body, and big bosses from all over will come to pay your respects!
But what about our male protagonist Yang Hao?
In order to become famous, and to get some business for my old man's shop, I can only perform "I am the God of War Bai Qi" on time in front of the camera. Well, it is actually schizophrenia!
Of course, it's okay if that's all. If you don't go shopping with a kitchen knife when you're mentally ill, basically no one will care about you.
But can you imagine it?
In order to make his movie sell high box office, Yang Hao resorted to various tricks...
As a castrated remnant of the talent show era, Gu Huaian, who had never debuted in the entertainment industry, finally accepted an announcement about being in love with a variety show, and unexpectedly awakened a [grounding energy] system.
If your down-to-earth skills are exposed in front of the camera, you will receive bonuses in singing, music theory, and acting skills, as well as various other world lyrics and music libraries as rewards!
then……
During the romance show, Gu Huaian, who is responsible for the appearance of the show, gradually lost his style in style!
Eat melon seeds, show off potato chips, and take female celebrities to eat at roadside stalls!
Play basketball at the entrance of the village, have pig-killing rice, and dance in the square with female guests!
Do you need to eat fat-reducing meals to be a celebrity?
nonexistent!
Big mouthful of noodle buns, a huge hit of carbohydrates!
Should you take small sips of caviar and savor it slowly?
Gu Huaian: "Is there any mistake? Who can eat this amount? If the foreigner next door sees it, he will think that I can't afford it. Take another can, one for each person!"
It’s hard to imagine that such a handsome young man could be so down-to-earth and full of contrast!
Originally, because of his down-to-earth attitude, Gu Huaian had no intention of successfully holding hands with the female guest. Who knew...
During the hand-holding session at the end of the show, all the female guests actually chose him!
…
"One year after his debut, he became popular in the industry, and two years later, he rose to the top. How could Zhou Yutang improve so fast!?"
"That's what it means to be handsome and talented."
"In this era of competition, other celebrities are still fighting for the top position, but he has progressed to become a big boss with capital."
"Although he is an unparalleled actor, the king of commercial film directors, the idol of actresses in the entertainment industry, and a big boss of capital, I must severely criticize him, what a scumbag!"
"Mr. Zhou, this is an exclusive interview with Time Magazine. What is the reason for your remarkable achievements?"
"I really want to improve."
——The story of a young man with dream memories and a desire to make progress, playing around in the entertainment industry and creating his own entertainment dynasty.
"Excuse me, how can I find a girlfriend under such conditions?"
Coming from a parallel world and completely despairing of the new image, Li Youzhi sent such a question online.
"Try it on the other side."
"It is recommended to reincarnate again."
"To lose weight, run ten kilometers every day, do a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and a hundred sit-ups."
Looking at these comments, which were either pertinent or mocking, Li Youzhi took the first step to change.
Several years later, when reporters asked Li Youzhi's fans how they felt about the title of "the most responsible fan on the Internet", the fans were on the verge of tears.
"In the beginning, we just wanted to be fun people and make fools laugh. Who would have thought that he would actually implement all those outrageous suggestions, or even make them even more outrageous!?"
Facing the praise from fans, Li Youzhi expressed modestly;
"I actually don't have any merits. To be able to achieve what I am today is because I just listen to advice!"
Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system.
Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate.
Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded.
Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing.
Good news: I have just two words!
The concert begins.
Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage?
The end of the concert.
Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing.
Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! !
After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm.
——He chose to have five children with his partner!
[Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】
Li Yinchuan retired.
As the No. 1 reincarnation person in the main god space that has traversed all the heavens and worlds for countless years.
After working hard for countless years, he finally accumulated enough points to retire peacefully.
Unexpectedly, just after leaving the main god space and returning to Blue Star, a horror game came, and Li Yinchuan was selected to become the player.
Li Yinchuan's first reaction was whether the Lord God couldn't bear to leave him.
I changed my name and planned to drag him back and continue to exploit him.
And when Li Yinchuan casually completed a thrilling game mission that couldn't be simpler.
He immediately ruled out this possibility.
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! How can there be such a simple and easy task in the Lord God's Space?"
"So...where did this pirate god come from?"
[Interstellar+Farming+Academy+Live Broadcast+Shuangjie 1v1]
Dressed as a vicious female supporting character, she was retaliated by the male protagonist at the beginning, and her whole family was raided and imprisoned.
Ai Moye accidentally fell in love with someone, got a little bun of unknown origin, and was exiled to the wilderness to farm.
The Gobi desert is filled with yellow sand and the soil and water are barren, but this cannot stop the ancestral farmer Ai Moye.
Is the soil fertile enough? Put on the fertilizer!
Can't sand and soil hold water? Plant a shrub!
Are fruits and vegetables extinct due to historical reasons? Cross-pollination, gene editing!
The single mother rolled up her sleeves with her baby in her arms and had sex in Huang Xing. She became famous on the variety show and became a well-known internet celebrity in Blue Star.
Since then, Ai Moye’s live broadcast room has become the most popular among the stars.
"Farm silk quilts, the whole process of silkworm raising and cocooning is live broadcast, giving you a trustworthy natural guarantee."
"Homemade green aloe vera gel, honey conditioner, lemon whitening cream, without any chemical synthetic agents, giving your skin the most exquisite care."
“Spicy beef jerky, spicy and sour boneless chicken feet, spiced seafood gift packs, everything is on sale, only 998, take them all home!”
In the interstellar era when food was scarce, Aimoye grew crispy and sweet watermelons, raised fat livestock, and conquered all the great gods with his various cooking skills.
One day, the high-ranking imperial marshal, the male protagonist's biological uncle, and the rival of the house raider came to the door and blocked the pregnant Ai Moye.
"I heard that you are good at planting and breeding. Are you interested in becoming a national treasure master?"
Aimoye asked proudly, "What kind of treatment?"
The marshal lowered his noble head and said, "Will I be at your mercy for the rest of my life?"
Ai Moye raised the corners of her lips: "It depends on your performance."