Black-bellied + Venomous Tongue + Troll + Princess Killer + Harem with Many Female Leads + Hilarious

After waking up, everything has changed and Fang Jun tragically discovered that his soul had traveled to the Tang Dynasty and he had become Fang Yiai, the eternal cuckold king!

What's even more tragic is that he, who had just traveled through time, was so cowardly as to guard the door for Monk Bian Ji and Princess Gao Yang!

Just when he was hesitating and struggling, the selection system came into being.

"Ding! 1. Choose to break in and stop the two from having sex, and you will be rewarded with Overlord Power! The strength bonus reaches 100%!

Second, choose to guard the gate honestly, and you will be rewarded with ten kilograms of potatoes and advanced papermaking skills! "

Is there any need to choose? Any man knows how to choose!

Fang Jun chose one without hesitation!

When he broke into the house and beat Bianji into a pig's head, Gao Yang, furious, proposed a divorce...

At the tender age of five, Shen Guiyan was able to recite a thousand-word essay, at the age of six she played the zither and composed her own poems, at the age of seven she burned incense and became a poet, and at the age of eight she was betrothed to the son of the prime minister. Everyone said she was born of a Phoenix Jade* and had a good destiny.

But then a woman arrives from the modern era and turns her direct sister from a barbarian to a witty one, stealing her husband and harming her birth mother, and toppling her from the sky, laughing wildly: “How can a mere feudal woman compete with a modern 21st century woman?”

Conspiracy and deceptions changed her fate, her growing belly ruined her marriage, caused her to be married to a simple merchant’s son, who ruined her on the wedding night, yet all of this just helped to fulfill a strange destiny.

According to a nutcase monk, her fate will be a great disaster when she reaches maturity, a great joy when she reaches her second decade, and a great sorrow when her hair turns white.

Shen Guiyan does not believe in fate, she only believes that man will prevail over God.

Those who owe her will have to pay her back. Those who have harmed her will eventually go to hell. Is it something great to cross over? To be reborn? Even if you have ten or eight golden fingers**, I will chop them all up for you!

“Your sister is actually a kind person.” Gu Chaobei said this.

“What’s so kind about her?” Shen Guiyan sneered coldly.

“At least she let me meet you. If I hadn’t met you, I don’t know how boring life would have been.”

*Phoenix Jade: Phoenix carved from a Jade, symbolizing outstanding talents and superior abilities.

**Golden Fingers: A gold finger is basically a cheat power/ability.

He traveled through troubled times and shouldered family feuds. Fortunately, a ghost marriage gave him a lovely little wife, and made him try his best to protect his family and keep them alive.

"Chen An, you must protect yourself when you fight."

"General, have you destroyed the Jin's nest?"

"Your Majesty, I am the Queen?"

I see this country is in ruins, I might as well take it myself!

"The Three Kingdoms are gone, I said!" Back in the late Han Dynasty, Liu Bian vowed not to be the young emperor who was killed by a cup of poisoned wine.

Liu Bei, continue to support the Han Dynasty; Cao Cao, is he still qualified to be the General of the Western Expedition? As for Sun Ce and Sun Quan, oh, Sun Jian is not dead yet!

It was the third year of Zhongping, and Liu Bian had just been taken back to the Luoyang Palace. Emperor Lingdi had not yet left him with the judgment that "he is frivolous and has no dignity, and cannot be a ruler." The fire in Luoyang had not yet started, and everything was still in time.

This was an era of idealists' tragic songs, but Liu Bian wanted to prove that the guards who were tireless inside and the loyal and dedicated people who forgot themselves outside were not only the Shu Han.

On the day she was dressed as a Qing Dynasty princess, Ruoyin slept with the Fourth Master. As the legitimate wife, she had to dress properly during the day and act as a virtuous concubine. At night, she took off her brocade clothes and turned off the lights. She was to be performed as a little demon. In addition, she had to respect her royal parents-in-law and build good relationships with her sisters-in-law. Whenever someone in the backyard was sick, poisoned, or had a child, she...

The legendary soldier king traveled through time and space and became a little rascal in the feudal dynasty. He lived in a mountain village during the war years and took his beautiful wife and concubines to hunt in the mountains.

Killed wild boars, hunted leopards, slaughtered giant pythons, and raised a golden tabby.

Stockpiled money and food, trained elite soldiers, developed technology, and built a base.

Fighting against the Northern Mang, attacking the Western Hu, and capturing the two kings, his name was known all over the world.

When he led the tiger and the soldiers of the Eight Hundred Muer Village into the pass and went south, singing the war song "I am a soldier from the people", the sky of the Dayan Dynasty collapsed!

Deposed, demoted, or died tragically?

Li Chengqian said that he would not eat this three-combo meal.

A science and engineering man from the 21st century traveled through time to the Tang Dynasty and became Li Chengqian, the eldest son of Emperor Taizong.

He felt that since he could not be a crown prince or an emperor, it would be cool to be a naughty kid who flirted with officials' wives and hugged the long legs of the sisters.

(Before reading this book, please be gentle with your words. This book is for entertainment only and should not be compared with official history.)

After traveling to the Conferred God World for decades, Zishou, who had worked hard to govern the country but was frustrated every time, accepted his fate.

In the seventh year of Emperor Xin, he tried hard to persuade Wen Zhong not to go north, but Wen Zhong pulled out the golden whip and scolded him.

In the eighth year of Emperor Xin, he sternly rejected the request to burn incense in Nuwa Palace, and Nuwa Palace caught fire at night.

In the ninth year of Emperor Xin, he first killed Fei Zhong and You Hun, and then promoted Su Hu. Unexpectedly, Su Hu was grateful and sent Su Daji into the palace.

In the tenth year of Emperor Xin, he hoped that Yun Zhongzi's pine sword could kill the fox demon, so he hung himself year after year, but the fox demon never died.

In the eleventh year of Emperor Xin, he treated loyal ministers well and never framed loyal officials. Unexpectedly, Bigan pointed at his nose and said that the drought in the world was the fault of the king, and asked him to abdicate and let the wise man live!

...

Only then did Zishou realize that it was difficult to defy fate, so he only wanted to...

In this world of hundreds of nations, when it comes to land warfare, the Ning Kingdom is virtually invincible. With fierce tiger-like troops and vast military arsenals, they sweep across the lands like a storm. Wherever the land extends, the Ning Army plants its battle flag.

Yet, beyond the seas—where their tigers and wolves cannot reach—there are always those who refuse to yield.

Thus came the youth, blade at his waist and halberd in hand, crossing the sea on a single reed.

Shen Leng: "If one day I am suddenly required to dedicate the rest of my life for the sake of my nation, I am willing."

[Double wear + daily life + sweet pet + cute baby! ] A young supermarket owner who was heavily in debt accidentally discovered the double wear door and opened the supermarket until the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, achieving financial freedom.

He and the two-year-old Jinyang princess opened a supermarket chain. In that hot summer, the little princess had electric fans, air conditioners, ice cream, and various cold drinks.

"Hehe~"

"Yes~"

"Yes~"