I, Cang Hong, have transmigrated into the body of the oldest ancestor in this world.

Emperor Cheng of the Origin Era lived for five lifetimes, but feeling bored, he buried himself and waited for the path to immortality to begin.

My family has been emperors for generations, incredibly powerful and awesome. Those who can't beat me all follow my example and lie in their coffins. Family team building, peaceful and idyllic life.

Until this day, the coffin lid was pounded with a deafening roar!

"Great Ancestor! Help! The current emperor says we are hiding the elixir of immortality and he's going to dig up our ancestral graves!"

I squinted and saw that the Ninth Ancestor had been beaten to a pulp, and the Fifth Ancestor had been embedded in the wall.

Outside, the Great Emperor Lingtian was still shouting, "Old ghost of the Cang family, come out and face your death!"

I'm a bit grumpy when I wake up.

[Ding! God-level Selection System activated!]

Option 1: Continue sleeping. Reward: One bottle of sleeping pills.

Option 2: Turn over,...

Fighting with all my might, burning myself to the bone, tearing my soul apart… I, the Great Hero Emiya (no mistake), am going to wipe out six in one go today! A max-level Peach Blossom Calamity, a nuclear-powered swordsman, a hand-crafted divine creation, unmatched Mapo Tofu, undefeated—I, the Great Hero Emiya, want to go home! I want my sister and my wife! (High five) Just give Miyu a boost, and I'll summon my magic, tear apart singularities, and kick the Demon King. …With a not-so-intelligent cheat system, Emiya Ritsuka travels through the world, embarking on a journey to find miracles and return home.

Outside the long pavilion, by the blue sea, the fragrant grass stretches to the horizon.

The girl, dressed in a beautiful gown, sat languidly beside the man, gazing together at the boundless sea and the setting sun disappearing into it.

"Ah Lin... can you tell me why you liked me in the first place?"

"Um?"

"Because...because you know, I actually had a lot of flaws back then, I actually..."

The man turned his head, looked at the girl beside him, and a gentle smile appeared on his lips.

He gently rubbed the girl's head, his deep purple eyes rising and falling with the flowing water, as if he had returned to that quiet night.

"Because you were an idiot back then."

"well?"

"Back then, I liked silly girls."

"...And now? What kind of girl do you like now?"

"Your appearance."

#DailyLife #Funingna #Funny #Healing #SingleFemaleLead

[Apocalypse + Solitary Beauty + Multiple Pets + Global Plunder + Stockpiling Resources + Spare Space]

Reborn into this world, Luo Ziyi will absolutely not let her scheming cousin cause her family to be destroyed!

Ten years of hard work vanished in a single day, and she was transported back to three months before the apocalypse.

At this moment, Luo Ziyi was in a special infinite space, and looking at her powerful mutated pets, she was filled with confidence.

No money? No way to stockpile resources? Pets leap across oceans and make a free purchase, robbing all the resources on the other side of the ocean, making things incredibly difficult for enemy countries in the early stages of the apocalypse.

Without weapons, loot all of the enemy country's military bases!

No fuel? They'll plunder the oil-producing nations' reserves!

Those scheming, manipulative men who try to take advantage of others—slap them so hard they're practically swimming into the Pacific Ocean!

When the apocalypse arrived as scheduled, while everyone was struggling to survive, Luo Ziyi had already led her powerful pet army to roam the apocalypse and become the most powerful person in the world!

Bad news: Bai Mianmian was killed by a level 10 zombie's self-destruction.

Good news: Bai Mianmian has woken up in interstellar space.

Although she was being chased by the Zerg as soon as she woke up, as a level 10 superhuman in the post-apocalyptic world, she was not about to be bullied by a tiny Zerg!

Look at her, blowing up the Zerg with her left hand and the mutated plants and animals with her right.

In interstellar space, there is little food available; the staple food is nutrient solution.

Bai Mianmian looked at the plants, animals, and insects that she had blown up and expressed doubt.

Interstellar: "Plants and animals can be eaten after purification, but the Zerg cannot."

Really?

Bai Mianmian looked longingly at the snails, shrimps, crabs, and other seafood that crawled out of the wormhole—foods rarely seen in the apocalypse.

I've heard that people on remote planets eat insectoids.

The interstellar man stared in disbelief at the two-winged worms, giant cockroaches, and other creatures emerging from the wormhole. Could these Zerg really eat?

A corporate slave transmigrates to Teyvat and awakens the "Slacker System," vowing to continue living off his wife to the very end!

He was rescued by Amber at the start, which led him to a comfortable retirement life of slacking off. He won over the proud Yola with his god-like cooking skills, led the Knights of Favonius to slack off as a group, and even the Anemo Archon came to freeload.

Can you reach the pinnacle of life without even curling up and just lying around? Here you'll find nothing but sweet, tooth-rotting retirement daily life.

This time, the emperor was no longer alone. At the beginning of the emperor's birth, he was born alongside the mortal parents who adopted him.

Although he was not omniscient and omnipotent, his knowledge was far inferior to that of the emperor.

However, he possesses power and psychic abilities even greater than those of the Emperor.

If humanity gains another human with power comparable to an evil god, as strong as the strongest star gods, will humanity ultimately change?

Note: The author is Yun Chui. If there are any issues with the setting, you can remind me or simply ignore them. The main point is to have fun.

He transmigrated to the world of Douluo Continent, awakened the Sun and Moon Martial Souls, and became a Title Douluo at the young age of twenty. Because of a promise, he joined Tianshui Academy and became the honorary vice dean of the academy, beginning his path of educating people as a teacher.

In Wuhun City, during the [Conferment Ceremony], he killed five Title Douluos with a single move, making him famous throughout the continent and awe-inspiring among the Douluos. From then on, the name "Haoyang" overshadowed "Haotian"!

In the far north, you encounter the Ice and Snow Emperors, form a pact with them, and become soulmates, sharing life and death!

To spread the method of Soul Contract, solve the problem of Soul Masters using Soul Rings, and benefit the continent.

Overturning the so-called ten core competencies of martial spirits, exposing the masters of deception.

Leading the Tianshui Girls' Team to victory in the Soul Master Competition, they utterly crushed Shrek Academy!

The Martial Soul Pope fell in love with him, the Angel Goddess became his fangirl, the Blue Silver Emperor was his bonsai, the Silver Dragon King was his mount, and the High Priest of the Sea God offered him eternal faith!

Gu Shengge: "You can call me Teacher Gu. If you don't like that, you can also call me Haoyang Douluo, Lord of the Bright Realm, Sun Saint Emperor, God of Chaos, Ragnarok, Creator of the God Realm. I can accept all of those titles."

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(Multiverse-themed, protagonist is invincible, other elements are optional)

Li Hanzhou, a Golden Core Sword Immortal and a transfer student at Hogwarts, was mistaken for a dud from the East who couldn't even ride a broom properly.

Until the troll attacked, he blasted it away with a single finger; in the Quidditch arena, he flew through the air on his sword, so fast that the Golden Snitch threw himself into his arms.

When Voldemort, imbued with the power of resurrection, unleashed the unstoppable Avada Kedavra curse, Li Hanzhou simply pointed his fingers like a sword, slashed through the air, and shattered that desperate green light.

The entire magical world then discovered in horror—

Flying brooms are nothing but inferior magical artifacts. Spell battles are nothing but children's games.

Before my sword, even the so-called invincible Dark Lord is not worthy of making me draw my sword.

After working 996 consecutive days, he transmigrated into the body of Panlong Martial God O'Brien. Awakening a system that allows him to become stronger by taking on disciples, he embarks on a journey to become increasingly powerful. With the body of a god, he defies the main god and transcends the primordial chaos.