[Pirates + Immortality] [Relaxed + Cool] Also known as "People in Pirates Lead the Trend of Immortality" The story timeline is not long after Roger was executed, half pirate and half original
On his eighth birthday, Ike watched Roger's execution on Sabaody Island. He fell, startling the Celestial Dragons, and was subsequently imprisoned on the sixth floor of Impel Down. Hell was empty, and the devils roamed the world! Fortunately, the heavens had given him a place to practice immortal cultivation, and he vowed to overthrow this oppressive world.
Sign in at Advance City, awaken the Prison-Suppressing Divine Body, and fight your way out of Advance City!
Sign in at the Lily Island Palace and take eight-year-old Hancock to sea to cultivate immortality. From then on, the two became childhood sweethearts~
Sign in to Mary Geoise and be rewarded with a paradise: Yim, it’s time for you to move!
Sign in to O'Hara, resist the Demon Slaughter Order, and return all the artillery fire to the navy. The navy warships were destroyed by the Demon Slaughter Order!
Sign in to the Seven Waters City and be rewarded with the Void Tribulation Boat: My boat is the best boat in the world, and I won’t be afraid even if I fight against the King of Heaven!
"Shanks, I see you have amazing bones. Do you want to practice cultivation with me?"
The young red-haired man quickly offered a cigarette: "Captain Ike, you're so kind to me. Take me with you!"
"Mihawk, isn't it boring to practice just ordinary swordsmanship? Do you want to learn how to fly a sword? I promise to teach you until you can~"
Not long after, a young man named Kaido approached Ike and said, "Ike, I heard you're very strong. I want to challenge you!"
After the defeat, Kaido hugged Ike's legs and said, "Captain, didn't you say you would take me to practice cultivation if you lose?"
Many years later, Ike asked the straw hat boy from Windmill Village: Luffy, what is your dream?
Luffy’s serious face: I am going to be the king of immortals!
Marinford...
"Gulala, Ace, are you okay?" Whitebeard stood at the bow of the Moby Dick and looked at the execution platform.
"Whitebeard! You've come as expected, and this time you're destined to never come back!" Zhan Guo shouted at Whitebeard.
"Oh? Going but never coming back? I'm afraid that's not up to you." A blond boy moved and appeared beside Whitebeard.
"Who are you?" Zhan Guo looked at Leiduo in confusion.
"Edward Reardo!" The young man waved his staff, creating a strange phenomenon in the sky and on earth.
"Gulalalala, let's have a big fight today, brothers!" Whitebeard activated the Tremor-Tremor Fruit, causing a huge tsunami.
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Good news, I'm reborn! Bad news, I'm a villain!
Reborn as a villain, Chen Qing decided to give up and live his life peacefully, no matter what the fate script was. He would never provoke the protagonist.
Who would have thought that he would be accidentally bound to the wife-loving system, and would have to conquer the Destined Empress and marry her?
That was the protagonist's favorite girl, so of course Chen Qing refused.
However, he found out that the protagonist still had to stay in seclusion and sign in for another thirty years, and it turned out that he had been reborn first!
Faced with the temptation of massive rewards from the system, Chen Qing said: I'm sorry, protagonist, I... made a mistake.
Xiao Jin transmigrated into a melodramatic angst-filled novel as a cannon fodder side character.
A strange woman who was disabled, disguised herself as a man, and obsessed with the male lead.
None of that mattered though, because she wouldn’t survive more than three chapters.
The cannon fodder was the third prince of the current dynasty—an accomplished war hero with a fearsome reputation that spanned the empire. Enemy armies trembled at the sound of his name. He was known as the “Ghost Rakshasa.”
Yet this god of war was gravely injured and crippled, coughing up blood after taking just a few steps.
He also developed tuberculosis and hovered on the edge of death.
There was only one reason for this: it was an angst novel. The male lead was the Crown Prince, and the female lead was a fallen princess from a ruined nation.
The cannon fodder’s only role was to destroy the heroine’s country, then die beautifully.
At this moment, Xiao Jin stared at her ruined legs and the pool of blood she had just coughed up. Her mental state completely collapsed.
She kindly told the butler to prepare a coffin—she’d lie down soon.
Then the mechanical voice of a system rang out.
“Warning! Host’s life has only 48 hours remaining. Please complete the first task as soon as possible to extend your lifespan.”
“Task 1: Interrupt the wedding — forcibly marry the heroine who is about to wed the second male lead.”
“Friendly reminder: Only after completing all tasks and getting killed by the heroine, Chu Shao, will your life countdown stop and you can return to your original world.”
Xiao Jin was silent.
In her mind, she pictured a terminally ill cancer patient in a wheelchair dramatically crashing the heroine’s wedding.
“…”
Xiao Jin: “Can I choose death instead?”
System: “Nope, Host.”
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After many twists and turns, Xiao Jin finally completed all the tasks.
That day, the sky was vast and clear, autumn geese flew south.
Chu Shao stepped over the corpses of cannon fodder and returned to her homeland, ascending the throne in glory.
The whole empire bowed before her.
Xiao Jin, in prison robes, sat in a wheelchair, escorted by imperial guards, looking up at the new empress.
She was content.
Everything was ready—now she just needed Chu Shao to kill her.
Empress Chu Shao, with unparalleled beauty, stood with twelve ceremonial tassels hanging from her crown. Sword in hand, she descended the steps and gazed gently at Xiao Jin.
Just when Xiao Jin thought she was about to be stabbed through the heart, Chu Shao raised her sword and slit the throat of the imperial guard beside her.
The rest of the guards turned pale and fell to their knees.
Chu Shao, hands dripping with blood, crouched in front of Xiao Jin. As though gazing up at a deity, she stared at her for a long time.
She placed the bloodied sword aside and said in a trembling voice:
“Don’t leave me.”
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[IMPORTANT WARNINGS!!]
1. While the tone of the story is marked as lighthearted, some parts are definitely not.
2. Chapters 138–140 and 77–80 involve side couples and previous-generation characters. They’re melodramatic, not pure (non-virgin), and written to tie together the story’s logic—please read the author’s notes for context before purchasing.
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How to Enjoy This Story:
1. This is a cathartic fantasy story set in an alternate world—historical accuracy is not the goal.
2. The female lead, Chu Shao, is a yandere and mentally unstable. The system doesn’t do much—Xiao Jin mostly survives by being awesome.
3. The ending has a twist, but it’s a happy one. Timeline explanations are in the author’s note for Chapter 175.
Tags: Strong leads | Transmigration | Gender disguise | Cathartic read | Light tone
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Xiao Jin
Chu Shao
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One-sentence summary: Don’t leave me.
Theme: Though physically broken, the will remains unyielding. Charge forward with courage.
If Xiao Xuan succeeded in becoming the Dou Emperor, what kind of start would Xiao Yan have?
My name is Xiao Yan!
I came to a different Doupo Cangqiong. In this world, my ancestor Xiao Xuan challenged himself to become the Dou Emperor... and succeeded!
So, I became the top second-generation rich kid in the Douqi Continent.
A Dou Sheng grandfather, a Dou Zun father, and a mother who is a seventh-grade alchemist, this is just the tip of the iceberg!
I thought that my peerless genius had already lived up to my identity as a time traveler, but I didn't expect that this was just the beginning.
Gu Yuan: "Xun'er, the glory of our Gu clan depends on your marriage with the prince of the Xiao clan."
The elder of the Snake Clan said: "Your Majesty, Young Master Xiao Yan is the key to the rise of our clan."
Yunshan: "Yun'er, what's wrong with Young Master Xiao Yan?"
Nalan Yanran: "Thirty years later..."
......
Hao Ren, an ordinary university student, saved a little girl who fell from the sky. By accident, he swallowed a "candy" that fell off of that girl's body and somehow became the Dragon King's son-in-law......
His life was turned upside-down from that point on.
There were dragons in this world? And they are living side-by-side with humans? Ancient Chinese Mythologies really happened?
Hao Ren got to experience a new world that was hidden from ordinary humans. Despite the thrills that came with the new discovery, there were challenges along the way.
He thought his easy life as the Dragon King's son-in-law was going to be chill and gucci, but conspiracies and undercurrents were coming his way.
He was born into the royal family, but raised in prison.
He was a dissolute youth, but became the ruler who revived the Han Dynasty.
He grew up among the common people, traveled the capital, and understood the suffering of the people.
His remarkable transformation from death row prisoner to emperor tells the story of a life that speaks volumes.
He lived a difficult life, but he was kind and compassionate to his people, easing taxes and levies, and brought the Han Empire to its peak, becoming the first legendary emperor to expand its
territory across Eurasia. He inherited a Han Dynasty that had just emerged from a period of population decline and declining livelihoods, but he left behind 600,000 Han cavalry and a powerful and prosperous Tianhan Empire...
Reborn as Toneri of the Otsutsuki clan on the moon in the Naruto world, in order to prevent himself from being beaten like Toneri Otsutsuki in the later theatrical version, and to prevent some tragedies from happening in the ninja world, after many persuasions from Toneri Otsutsuki, he finally persuaded his father and the elders of the branch families to agree to go to the ninja world, and the style of this ninja world began to change.
Celestial Dragons + Fantasy Beasts + System + No Female Master (with Female Slaves) + Multiple Fruit Fusion
When you become a Tianlong, you will know
The collapse of morality is more addictive than anything else in the world!
Enjoy the twisted pleasure of torturing others!
Enjoy the pleasure that power brings, which allows you to satisfy all the evil thoughts in your heart!
This! Is a qualified Tianlong person!
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Warning! This story is dark, the protagonist is violent, and there is no moral bottom line!
Civilians, pirates, navy... no matter who they are, they are all there to satisfy the evil desires in their hearts!
Luffy must die! Ace must die! Momonosuke must die!
Anyone who looks good, regardless of their camp, will become a female slave!
Such as Tina, Gion, Robin, Nami, Empress...
Anyway, the protagonist is definitely not a human being! He is a scumbag!
Oh no, it’s the excellent Celestial Dragon!
Please be careful! Please be careful! Please be careful! Please be careful!
......
In the first chapter, the system awakens and obtains the mythical beast devil fruit. In the following chapters, the strength soars!
No other reason, the system is too powerful!!!
First, use the system to fuse the mythical beast species and the thunder fruit!
After your strength increases, you can join the Knights of God and plan more!
There is only one ultimate goal, and that is to become the only supreme king in the world!
The protagonist Don Quixote Nidhogg Saint.
The first fruit is the Dragon-Dragon Fruit, the mythical beast type, the Nidhogg form!
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What? I'm a Celestial Dragon, and you're talking to me about morality?
"Bang!"
What? I'm a Celestial Dragon and you say I'm too tyrannical?
"Bang!"
What? I'm a Celestial Dragon and you want me to eat beef?
"Bang!"
【Copying the "Supreme Elder Lord’s Art of Longevity" once grants +1 Vitality】
At that time, Chen An held a lowly official post merely a proofreader in the Eastern Library. Day after day, he copied scriptures, convinced his life would pass in mediocrity. Yet unexpectedly, he awakened a divine gift: so long as he transcribed or replicated texts, drawings, or paintings, he would receive tangible rewards. From basic attributes at the outset, to peerless martial arts that dominated the jianghu, and even immortal arts offering glimpses of eternal life all flowed from the pages of books.
Chen An understood: the ancients had spoken true. Within books lie golden houses; within books dwell beauties fair as jade.
...Later,
Chen An once hid divine techniques he’d gleaned from books back within their pages, unleashing legends upon the martial world.
With a single stroke, he wrote the character for "rain" (雨), ending years of drought across three hundred miles of the Qin River basin.
With a sweep of his brush, he conjured an immortal’s paradise, coveted by kings and generals alike.
The world sought transcendence, chanting "seek the immortals, seek the immortals."
Little did they know
Immortals walked among them