In the last days of the Dharma, evil spirits have revived, and the human world is doomed.
A watch passed down from his deceased parents allows Su Wu to travel through the past and the future.
The ancient heritage that was cut off from the past, the taboos passed down from mouth to mouth, and the skills that fell into the dust have been revived.
In the secret area, the method of binding evil spirits with scriptures, offerings, and the body of the self;
In the Kitchen God Cult, the skills of refining oil, weighing rice, and frying evil spirits...
The fire is rekindled,
The chaotic mystery shrouding the present and the future is slightly outlined by the firelight...
【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan
The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.
Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.
After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.
The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!
Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!
The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!
Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!
The squirrel's storage room was looted.
Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.
The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!
Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.
In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.
Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.
Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!
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Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !
Director: I told you, there is no script!
Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!
After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.
Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.
Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight
In 2028, the abyss invaded, and extraordinary power descended, and Blue Star entered the era of universal awakening.
The awakened can enter the abyss, collect the engulfed fire, and use it to master the power of destroying the world, but Blue Star is also facing the threat of abyss creatures at all times.
Chu Xiu, who came through and inherited the Wuliang Shengdao Sect, fell into deep thought as he looked at the crazy magic secrets in front of him.
"It takes hundreds of mortals to sacrifice to refine the white bone banner. This... zombies should also be considered human, right?"
And soon he discovered that those weird and terrifying abyss creatures, used to refine magic weapons, not only have surprisingly good effects, but also will not produce killing sins, and the most important thing is that their number is almost endless!
So, one by one, magic weapons that no one has ever refined, and one by one, magical powers that no one has ever cultivated, were born in Chu Xiu's hands.
Blood God Banner, Xuanyin Corpse King, Heavenly Demon Incarnation, Eight Desolate Six Directions Yin Sha Array...
Several years later, the abyss invaded in force, and the old gods who had slept for endless years opened their eyes and gazed at the world from the bottom of the abyss. They found that a tiny human was also looking back at him, with shining eyes.
"Look at this thick and long tentacle! This beautiful eyeball! They are all top-grade materials!"
After traveling to another world, Croa accidentally obtained the golden finger [Star Body Imprinting Technique].
With the golden finger, he can freely imprint the spells he has learned into the bodies of monsters or magic plants, giving them corresponding abilities.
After being driven out of the capital, he chose to grow up on a small island, researching various magics while farming and raising monsters at ease-
Sunflowers that gather sunlight and emit sun rays.
Kabamon that can survive by eating stones and produce mineral essence.
Summon angels, even the Holy See worships the holy thorn flower.
Raising giant dragons in captivity, a coconut tree is a dragon's nest.
The twin holy trees that illuminate the sky and the earth, where the sun and the moon coexist.
Air corals that separate the ocean and form a planting base on the seabed.
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No matter how the outside world changes, all he wants is to farm, farm, and farm again!
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That year, Lu Xun slew demons and monsters, not knowing what a worthy opponent was.
That day, Lu Xun held his head in his hands, getting beaten by a great demoness to the point where he didn’t know how to fight back, and was even forced to marry a little demoness.
"A real man living between heaven and earth, how can he stay subdued by demons for long!"
After a passionate speech, Lu Xun successfully became a live-in son-in-law.
The little demoness is a golden snake who has cultivated for 400 years, cold as ice, proud and domineering.
The great demoness is a white snake who has cultivated for over a thousand years, mature and enchanting, stunningly beautiful.
The little demon girl is a fox who has cultivated for 200 years, mischievous and lively, cute and energetic.
"Wait!"
"Something's off about these demonesses!"
However, Lu Xun gradually discovered that it wasn’t just these demonesses that were off, but the outside world was even more off!
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[Daily Life][Light Comedy][Humorous and Witty][Emotionally Delicate]
"Stop playing fake Legend. This Legend will give you a VIP gift pack as soon as it goes online. There is no recharge window. Uncle Da will recycle gold online..." Hu Qing played the real Legend recommended by Uncle Da and traveled to the Western world. Moreover, he soon found that something was wrong with this world. He met a young werewolf named Jacob in the town of Fox... He also met a beautiful demon hunter named Jo in Seattle... Fortunately, he traveled with the real Legend recommended by Uncle Da. He can get various skills and equipment from the game. He was given a paralysis ring at the beginning, and a knife of 999, and he could walk sideways with the dog in the whole map. Various mysterious legends also began to change because of him, until he became the common fear of all mysterious legends.
Zhang Yi, who was almost fired from the hospital, unexpectedly gained a ‘super (money) power’!
Not only can he accurately find the patient’s lesion, he can also perform surgery every day, and he is the main surgeon!
From small appendectomy to large organ transplantation!
From ventriculoperitoneal shunt to pancreaticoduodenectomy;
From index finger replantation to intracranial aneurysm embolization...
Gradually, Zhang Yi actually became the youngest all-round expert in the field of surgery in the history of China!
A 21st century engineering man traveled through time and space to become a poor scholar. There is actually a library in his brain, with all kinds of knowledge! In this life, if he doesn't become a noble or a prime minister, he should at least be a high-ranking official, right? Facing the rising sun, Li Yi made a great ambition and bravely took the first step in this world. "Stop!" A stunning woman in a fancy dress on a tall horse looked at him carefully and waved her hand: "Tied him up!" The ferocious thieves behind him rushed up... On the night of the wedding night, looking at the stunning woman who pushed the door in... Li Yi's ambition changed a little. What's the point of being a first-rank official? Being a noble or a prime minister is boring! I want to be the man of the thief king------!
A 21st century master's degree holder, his soul traveled to ancient times.
No ring, no system, no white-bearded grandfather, no memory of this world...
My God, I have nothing at the beginning, I don't even know who I am, how can I play this?
Hungry and depressed, Tang Ning couldn't help but raise his head and raised his middle finger: "Thief..."
Something flew from the sky and hit his forehead.
Holding a big red hydrangea, before fainting, he only wanted to ask: "Who the hell stuffed a stone into the hydrangea!"
When he opened his eyes again...
A maid smiled like a flower: "Sir, the young lady invites you!"
A woman with beautiful eyebrows and eyes: "My husband, I am polite!"
The evil of time is strange, the evil of number is strange, the evil of life is indescribable; the evil of immortals becomes a disaster, and all living beings are poisoned!
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Want to know what the population dividend of the world of immortal cultivation is like?
This book tells you the answer!
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Wang Zijia traveled through time and obtained the equivalent conversion of the golden finger, which can convert the body at will.
But when he found out what he could exchange, he was speechless.
Weight: Storybook Miscellaneous Learning Records
Value: 6
Introduction: The treasure house of the middle school boy, because of more than ten years of dedicated research, refinement, and comprehension, it has become a young secret treasure, and it belongs to the knowledge of the other world, which is extremely valuable!
Wang Zijia: ······
He looked at one of the biggest weights, and Wang Zijia was speechless for a while.
Reading novels turned out to be one of his greatest experiences!
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When he used the golden finger to rewrite his useless life, he accidentally forced the spiritual root to give birth to a baby, and the world became different.
He started to do all kinds of tricks: blocking junior brothers, deceiving oviparous demons, fooling trash into thinking they were geniuses... building his own channels and forces, and surviving step by step on the immortal road!
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