I woke up to find myself, a glorious Soviet base vehicle AI, in a bizarre American wasteland—a place filled with atomic punk metal lumps and mutated giant cockroaches, even more outrageous than the heart of capitalism!

To restore order (and incidentally have some fun), I "recruited" a group of tribal natives who couldn't even put on their own pants. The most urgent task? Teaching them to speak magnificent Chinglish! After all, who can stand that incredibly complicated, unrelated native English?

And so, a bizarre sight appeared in the wasteland: a group of blond, blue-eyed burly men, speaking broken, construction-worker-accented English, shouting "Hurrah! For Ironhead God!", drove their magnetic tanks over mutants, followed by a swaying Kirov...

Hey, you over there, the shelter kid in the blue bodysuit, and those tin knights with laser guns, any complaints about the "Red Iron Curtain"? No? Very well, comrade, welcome to the Soviet wasteland!

[Double virginity + 1v1 + sweet romance + multiple children + not a strong female lead + happy ending. Friendly reminder: Be cautious about having children; this novel is for entertainment purposes only.]

Betsy traveled through time.

She was a young girl who almost starved to death on the streets. Fortunately, the kind-hearted old lady of the General's Mansion bought her for two taels of silver, preventing her from dying immediately after transmigrating.

As time passed, her original ambitions withered after she saw through the ruthless nature of society.

From the bottom of her heart, she obediently clung to the powerful figure, gradually climbing to a position where she could live a peaceful and comfortable retirement.

Years later, looking back at the group of kids following behind her, Betsy sighed, "There are people above me supporting me, and people below me holding me up."

Such a life, how wonderful!

Chu Feng transmigrates to the Douluo Continent, becoming the adopted son of Poseidon, the Sea God Douluo, and the Holy Son of Seagod Island. He activates a system, consumes the Perfect Super Serum, and his physical and soul strength skyrockets, allowing him to absorb 100,000-year-old spirit rings with his first one. The Shrek Seven Devils set off to Seagod Island to participate in the Seagod's Trial? Sorry, Tang San and his dog are not allowed on the island unless they exchange the Vast Ocean Universe Cover for entry.

After stealing the Vast Ocean Universe Cover, Chu Feng gave it to his adoptive mother, Poseidon, to help her become a god and change her fate.

Without the Vast Ocean Universe Cover, Tang San only activated the top-level Seven Trials, but the content of these trials was somewhat strange.

First test: Help the Son of the Sea God hunt the Demon Orca King and obtain the fourth spirit ring? Fourth test: Help the Son of the Sea God go to the Chaotic Burial Sea to hunt a 100,000-year-old spirit beast and obtain the fifth spirit ring? ...

Tang San: Why do I feel like we're doing hard labor for Chu Feng?

Without a divine position, Tang San was killed by Qian Renxue, and Xiao Wu came to ask for help.

Chu Feng: Saving Tang San isn't impossible. I can have my mother contact the God of Asura to give Tang San a divine position, and he can be resurrected. However, Xiao Wu, you have to stay and be my personal maid, at my beck and call.

[Demon Cultivation ~ Immortal Cultivation ~ Comedy ~ Pretending to be weak while actually being strong ~ Decisive and ruthless] A carefree and unruly man named Mao Laoliu accidentally obtains the Heaven-Swallowing Toad, a supreme treasure of the celestial realm. His soul is carried by the Heaven-Swallowing Toad across time and space to a world of immortal cultivators, where he is reborn into the body of a black cat. From then on, Mao Laoliu begins his demon cultivation journey...

[Infinite Flow + Natural Disaster World + Special World + Space + System + Hoarder + Pet]

Upon opening his eyes, Lin Yun found himself once again in a plant world.

The plants here are all enormous, completely different from anything I've ever seen before.

The grapes used to be big and sweet; now they're like: "Want to eat me? You'll be blown to bits!"

Moreover, all sorts of mutated animals roam freely in this vast plant world.

Cats used to be so cute, but now they're like this: "Hey, you can lean against my broad chest."

Lin Yun forced himself to adapt to the changes quickly and transformed into a hoarding rat, running around in various worlds picking up trash (crossed out) and hoarding goods.

Mutant plants and animals, zombie storms, polar nights, and all sorts of special worlds... one survival world after another is emerging.

While others were still fighting tooth and nail for a few supplies, Lin Yun had already settled into a life of leisure by hoarding.

...

[Martial Arts] + [Body Cultivation] + [Temperament Training] + [Wife-Protecting Maniac] + [Single Female Lead] + [No System]

After more than a decade of silence, the world only regarded me as a cultivation failure and a useless vase.

In the dead of night, the old witch kidnapped me while I was asleep, intending to use me as a furnace!

Little did they know, I was Thirteen, the Fist of the Horizontal Training Mad Demon, who struck fear into the hearts of countless geniuses!

An invincible physical body, an astonishing martial art!

All the laws of the world are no match for my single punch!

With the power of Yin and Yang in hand, one becomes invincible in flesh, blood, and spirit!

I am the ancestor of fist fighting, and also the immortal sovereign!

Shen Wuyue transmigrated to the world of Kamen Rider Gekijou.

As a transmigrator, Shen Wuyue gained the ability to merge everything and open treasure chests.

The treasure chest contains countless items and abilities from the world of tokusatsu (special effects) films...

The Memory, Constellation Switch, Vampire Factor, and even the Oma Zi-O power from Kamen Rider...

There are also powers from the Super Sentai world: the power of the Mukan Ryu, the magic of the Magic Sentai, the secret treasure of the Go-Go Sentai, and the great power of the Kaizoku Sentai...

But as Shen Wuyue continued to open treasure chests, she found monster cards, the Ouke virus, and the Tyrannosaurus Factor...

Shen Wuyue realized that something was increasingly wrong.

Ever since I turned into a monster after opening the treasure chest at the beginning, I've been opening these meaningless things all the time.

Helpless, Shen Wuyue merged the powers, destined to become the ultimate life form.

Until one day, Shen Wuyue awakened the legendary light...

A soul awakened once more, a chosen one whose fate has been altered.

At first, he thought he was the light that illuminated the world, the sun that warmed it. Later, he discovered that the light emanating from the people in the world was enough to warm him.

So he decided to lead the people of this world, pick up the Soul Guidance Gun, and kill that hypocritical god.

...

It sounds so nice, but it's actually the story of an outsider cheater who saves another local server that allows cheating but is controlled by a fake server administrator.

[Food] + [Street Vendor] + [Best Friends] + [System] + [Get Rich]

A sizzling version of "2 Broke Girls"!

If you love "2 Broke Girls", you have to come in!

When two unemployed best friends were so poor that they had to share a pack of instant noodles, Chang Yixin's [Master Chef System] awakened in her mind!

Thus, the strongest street food duo on earth was born! Chang Yixin was in charge of the taste; a bowl of fried noodles made diners cry tears of joy, exclaiming, "It tastes like mom's cooking!" Lin Feifei was in charge of the expedition; with her silver tongue, she blew the tricycle food cart into a "moving Michelin legend!"

By setting up a street stall, we can bring Chinese cuisine to the world and win glory for our country!

Were we reported by unscrupulous competitors?

Our former boss is spreading rumors about us?

Is capital trying to divide us?

Sorry, my system only serves me and my best friend!

I will always be moved by the most sincere friendship between girls; we are each other's strongest asset!