Lin Chan transmigrated into a family of cultivators, only to become a useless person without spiritual roots. He was abandoned by the family and demoted to a illegitimate branch.

Don't rush, I'll choose one exceptional talent each year.

First year:

[The strength of an ox: Strength increases rapidly; upon reaching adulthood, one possesses the strength of an ox.]

[Spirit Gathering Body: Automatically gathers spiritual energy without requiring a spiritual root.]

[Fire Affinity: Increases the effectiveness of fire-attribute spells by 10%.]

...

Year N:

[The Yellow Millet Dream: Entering the dreams of others, experiencing and influencing fragments of their lives, realizing differences in the flow of time and rapid enhancement of abilities.]

[The ability to know one's own and others' past lives, including their deeds, over hundreds of millions of lifetimes.]

[Ruyi Tong: The body can fly freely, enter and exit the Three Realms, and transform into multiple forms, unrestricted by time and space.]

Lin Chan: With my combination of stat-based and mechanic-based monsters, how can you possibly beat me?

In the 1980s,

Two heroes, one in black and one in white, each leading their own style;

The basketball god stumbles as he starts to walk;

The entire Pistons team is fighting, and they're carrying a ball.

The alliance reached a turning point, entered its peak period, and began its global expansion.

Su Wen returned to this period and made a remarkable breakthrough, competing with Jordan for the highest single-game score, the scoring title, and the Rookie of the Year award.

There were even battles for the MVP and the championship.

The unprecedented rivalry between the two directly led to the league entering its peak period ahead of schedule.

If Magic Johnson and Larry Bird, the black-and-white duo, saved the NBA from collapse...

So he and Jordan are the two gods who made the NBA the most popular league in the world!

In summary, this is the story of a man who maximized his talent, joined the league with the 1984 draft class, and was known as 'Jordan's lifelong rival'.

Welcome to join the group: 450513196

Hermione Granger always thought she was incredibly hardworking in her studies, even to the point of being obsessed, until she met Lin Yue…

A study fanatic, a meticulous machine, a tireless monster—that's how students describe Lin Yue.

A well-behaved student who follows the rules, and an extremely rare genius—that's how the professors describe Lin Yue.

Until they peeled away Lin Yue's outer layer and saw her scarred core.

“You can’t survive on just high scores anymore, so stop and take a break, okay?” — Hermione Granger

"Life isn't just about moving forward; pause for a moment and appreciate its beauty." — Albus Dumbledore

The "Savior Training Manual," which details a life of leisure before encountering a ruthless killer, lists various activities from cooking, washing floors, and dishwashing to studying, running, and fighting. It emphasizes that persistence leads to proficiency, with occasional bursts of magical knowledge and even the acquisition of magical creature attributes upon leveling up. The manual then addresses the question: "Whose savior spends all day mopping and weeding?! Why is my skill still called 'Weeding' even though I can teleport?! Who wants the golden talent of the Exploding Tail Snail's fart?! Can't I just follow the storyline?!" The manual concludes with: "No! ...Four years later, in the Hogwarts Headmaster's office, Dumbledore unearths long-sealed letters. The manual outlines a training schedule: 5:00-5:30 sprint 10 laps around the neighborhood (youthful energy is amazing!) 5:30-6:00 do a handstand on one finger (what does a handstand on one finger even mean!) 6:20-7:00 weeding...

Su Ye, who transmigrated to the world of Hunter x Hunter, awakened the Nen ability to materialize the ultimate attacks of anime characters. Netero: "I used to think the Hundred-Style Guanyin was the strongest. But when a Thousand-Armed Buddha hundreds of meters tall appeared before me, I realized what insignificance truly meant." Chimera Ant King: "I was born with the goal of ruling the world, but why was I killed by a mere human with a single punch?" Looking at the Chimera Ant King, whom he had pulverized with a single punch, Su Ye turned to the stunned protagonist group and smiled brightly, "From now on, please call me One-Punch Man!"

After transmigrating, there was no system or old man. Luke thought he would live a mundane life, but he encountered his counterpart from other worlds in his dreams!

Luke from Hogwarts: Voldemort, isn't that a human-shaped power bank?

Naruto Luke: Hinata, hehe~

Pokémon Luke: What?! The trainer is getting ready to go into battle?!

Pirate Luke: I'm just a farmer; I'm going to plant beans all over the Red Line.

Ultraman: Today we'll fight Orb, tomorrow we'll beat up Zeta. Oh no, it's Old Man Ga! Run!

Lukes: Forget about running! Separate Lukes are mediocre, but united Lukes are invincible!

Cheat abilities: 1. Aptitude and talent can be stacked infinitely, but strength cannot be directly stacked.

2. Convergence: Mental and physical skills, strength, defense, speed... every Luke's stats will rapidly approach those of the strongest Luke. In other words, the Lukes will have no weaknesses and will become the strongest all-around fighters.

Roy travels to a Marvel Universe without mutants and awakens a mutant gacha system.

By loading the drawn cards, you can gain all the abilities of the card character.

Professor X, Magneto, Phoenix, Cyclops, Storm, Mystique, Wolverine, Iceman, Black King, White Queen, Scarlet Devil, Apocalypse, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Legion, Vulcan, Franklin Richards...

Many years later.

Roy, now a Super Omega-level mutant, looked at the multiverse he had created with his own hands and slowly said, "Creating a multiverse isn't that difficult."

...

PS: Super Omega is a classification that has appeared in comics. Vulcan and Franklin Richards were both rated as Super Omega.

While others rely on wands to get to school, he gets to get to school by reading! In Lin Xiu's schoolbag, "History of Magic" is a 'history rewind device,' "Advanced Potion Making" is an 'improvement cheat code,' and even "Standard Spells" can be read with a hidden attribute of 'accuracy +20%'—the academic genius system tells him: read ten books and you can level up; solve dark magic incidents and directly unlock new abilities! Dumbledore's distant nephew status makes him the professors' 'tacitly known target of attention,' but when Wolfgang, a remnant of Grindelwald's party, returns with 'wizard supremacy,' when the Ministry of Magic malfunctions and dark magic surges, when the ladies vie to research new spells for him—he opens the last book, "Ultimate Guardian Magic," and finally understands: this year's Hogwarts doesn't need geniuses, it needs a shield that can withstand all crises!

Moen White, a reborn individual, a multi-billionaire, and a business prodigy.

In what seemed like an ordinary year in 1991, his original plan was to short the ruble, acquire Microsoft, and build a global business empire.

On his 11th birthday, in order to extract the "Strong" trait from a "character actor," he stopped the three-meter-tall giant.

"Hello, young gentleman, my name is Rubeus Hagrid, the custodian of the keys to Hogwarts."

Seeing the message "High-level magical creature detected" pop up on his retina, Moen's worldview shattered.

This isn't a business war novel, it's Harry Potter?!

Good news: The system is still running, and the version has been updated.

Bad news: The currency exchange rate here is chaotic, and there's a noseless guy who wants to rule the world.

So, the art style changed.

At the Sorting Ceremony, he used Das Kapital to say that this was the new rule for Slytherin.

During Potions class, he talked to Snape about the commercialization and mass production of Potions patents.

On the Quidditch pitch, he equipped the entire team with Nimbus 2000s, using an alchemical engine to turn brooms into supersonic fighter jets.

Facing the basilisk, he did not use the Gryffindor sword, but instead wielded his black ironwood staff and fists.

......

[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...