One night she gets drunk and mistakes the most well-known Mafia boss for a host and intends to sleep with him.
Oh my! What should I do? It’s best to run away!
A person from earth is reincarnated in the Harry Potter World as Draco Malfoy. Armed with future knowledge, he tries to defeat all obstacles while protecting his family, fighting Voldemort and figuring out how to deal with teenage girls.
Under the vast immortal sky, the brilliance of an era is nothing but fireworks blooming at the fingertips.
Overlooking the earth, for thousands of years, life and death, where are they all? The Immortal Gate, the Dynasty, and the Supreme Holy Land are all just a handful of loess under the Immortal Vault.
A thousand years of splendor, and a smash into ashes.
Cinders sprout in the depths of the ruins, and you and I strive to be the trees that reach the sky.
What the hell is on the other side of the Immortal Firmament?
After the new film, Tang Shinian was invited to participate in a variety show, which included a game, ‘The most important person to call’
Tang Shinian entered a string of numbers, the phone lit up, the magnetic and doting voice of a man could be heard, “Miss me?”
In her previous life, she was framed, swallowed her anger and eventually died.
After her rebirth, she was escorted by a gangster, flying wildly into the sky, and opened the road to revenge.
White lotus? Oh no, don’t fear.
Later, Tang Shinian became pregnant …
Mr. Shi: retire from acting, give birth to my children.
Tang Shinian: No.
Mr. Shi: Well then, let’s have a bunch.
Tang Shinian: …
Shankly once said: Football has nothing to do with life and death, football is higher than life and death.
Situ Yunbing: I will really die if I don’t win!
……
The left foot is less lustful, and the right foot is extravagant.
Situ Yunbing, who rushed to Monaco penniless in 2008, began a gorgeous counter-attack epic that set off a huge green world!
……
Flowing clouds out of the valley, Jiyue travels empty.
Zezhou and eight deserts, the soldiers set four poles.
Ren Hong, a talented college student, dropped out of Tsinghua University and founded a technology company called “XlouS”, and launched a collection product “Instant Online Translation” in school, which was finally favored by Zuckerberg and bought at a sky-high price of US$12 billion. Under the exclusive license, XlouS has risen in the Chinese technology circle with lightning speed.
Ren Hong and his company subsequently launched the wearable smart device “S-1” to challenge Apple; taking the lead in launching the most mature holographic imaging technology to lead the film industry following a new round of revolution in 3D/IMAX…
Every time XlouS launches a technological product, it changes the world and leads an industrial innovation. The world is changing because of XlouS, and is changing because of Ren Hong…
He is the heir of Di Hao Group; decisive, cold-blooded yet dotes on his wife a little too much.
“Husband, I think I want to rear a pet. What do you think we should rear?”
“Rear you.”
“Husband, I want to change bed sheets. Which material do you think is the most comfortable to sleep on?”
“You.”
“………”
Zhuang Nai Nai: Can’t he speak properly for once?
One day, somebody asked the man, “Why are you always the first one to bow your head every time you two fight?”
Si Zheng Ting: “I am 185 cm, she is 165 cm. Of course I have to bow down to speak to her.”
To put it short, this is a story about a black-belly president, his wife and their effort to conceive children after marriage.
Gawain is dead and was transmigrated, but there was a slight problem during the process.
After floating for more than a hundred thousand years on a different continent, he felt that he might need a body to become a complete transmigrator, but he did not expect that…
On the surface, she’s a gay high school boy. In reality, she’s the hacker known as Z, who hunts criminals on the Internet. A girl dressed in men’s clothes; a master at playing games, punishing evil, and having the highest skill in seducing girls. When people learned that “he” was actually female, the entire population blew up!
Fu Jiu: “Great Deity Qin, do you have a girlfriend?”
Qin Mo puts down the laptop: “I don’t have one.”
Fu Jiu starts to seduce in a low voice: “In that case, you have one starting now. Me.”
Hearing this, Qin Mo leans over tyrannically.
Fu Jiu is dumbstruck: “Hold on! What are you doing?”
Qin Mo: “Using my privilege as a boyfriend.”
When Imperial Grandson Liu Zhao chose his future wife, with a wave of his pen, he circled Gu Jiu’s name. He said resolutely, “I want her!”
With a decree, the emperor bestowed marriage.
One after another, everyone dropped by to congratulate Gu Jiu. Sure enough, it was her dumb luck to marry the Imperial Grandson. Facing everyone’s blessings, Gu Jiu smiled on the surface, but in her heart, she was cursing fiercely.
In her lifetime, the luckiest thing that happened to Gu Jiu was to die of illness but unexpectedly traverse to the ancient times and live a second time. And the most unfortunate thing that happened to her was meeting the Imperial Grandson Liu Zhao.
—
It was rumoured that Imperial Grandson Liu Zhao was graceful, elegant, gentle, refined, humble, polite and courteous.
Gu Jiu: Hehe!
The world was blind. That man was obviously two-faced, cunning, deceitful, treacherous, with the ambition of wild wolves and a great villain. He was like the tyrannical male lead who is written by the screenwriter to die in the finale but fans still feel distressed for him.
—
It was rumoured that the Gu family’s second daughter Gu Jiu was soft, gentle, virtuous, frail and tender.
Liu Zhao: What? Gentle, virtuous, frail and tender is all fake.
That woman was obviously aojiao, selfish, bad-tempered and narrow-minded; a little foodie with a soft and delicate body that wasn’t easy to push over.
—
The first time they met:
When Liu Zhao tried to misbehave with Gu Jiu, her mind came up with 108 ways of murdering him.
Gu Jiu defended herself, pointing at Liu Zhao and said, “You won’t do!”
Pfft!
Liu Zhao was completely defeated.
—
The second time they met:
Gu Jiu fell into the lake. Liu Zhao heroically rescued the beauty.
Gu Jiu slapped the back of his hand, “Spoiling my good deeds!”
Liu Zhao was completely defeated once again.
—
At last, there came a day when Liu Zhao married Gu Jiu back home.
The little foodie with a soft and delicate body that wasn’t easy to push over was finally locked up in his embrace.
He said lovingly, “Wife, it’s not early. Let’s enter the bridal chamber, ba.”
Gu Jiu smiled bashfully, “Husband, my body is uncomfortable. I’m afraid we cannot enter the bridal chamber tonight.”
Pfft!
Liu Zhao once again suffered 10,000 points of injury.