Tao Ling’s surname is Tao, and therefore he loves to escape. However, there is nowhere to escape in life, including dreamland—until he stumbles upon a young florist.
The name of the young man is Wen Qingying. He can neither speak nor hear.
As such, Tao Ling would come around the flower shop every day to chit-chat as much as he pleased. Then one day, the young man suddenly spoke, “I’ve caught you red-handed many times.”
Tao Ling: “???”
Wen Qingying: “I won’t expose you as long as you come home with me.”
Tao Ling: “!!!”
Note: Tao Ling’s surname, Tao(陶tao2) sounds the same as “escape” in Chinese.
Opening a broken Taoist temple, he obtained an outdoor live broadcast system, so he started a live broadcast, picked lingzhi, raised falcons, showed operations, and when he turned back, he realized that the whole world was watching him.
Participating in “Life to Live”, the audience: “Is This anchor is cultivating to immortality?” Participating in “Follow Master Bay to Adventure”, the fans: “This is not adventure, this is a vacation!” Later a reporter interviewed him, “Fans say you know martial arts, is that true?” “I don’t know any martial arts.” Said a red bird flying over, he jumped from a high platform of more than ten meters with a leap ……
Before he was a little over 10 years old, he was the nightmare of the Gorge of Heroes and the headache of countless people that had been abandoned by the world.
After leaving the Gorge of Heroes, he became a legendary figure of the number one academy in the continent, and he alone brought numerous changes to it.
Thereafter he stepped foot onto the continent to become a legend, but the road to become a legend was far more difficult than he’d imagined….
On a continent where puppet masters reign supreme, using anything and everything as weapons: living creatures, shoes, daggers, pendants, clothes, shields, guns — which they call puppets, this is the story of Bai Xiaofei with his trusty sidekick, Huskie, on a quest to find out exactly what happened to his parents and become the greatest illusion stream puppet master the world has ever seen. This is a story of wit, plot twists, love, strategy, cultivation, humor, and the unknown.
System: “My s*upid Host, do you desire Ninjutsu?”
Host: “NO! I long for girls, the kinds that are soft and cute!”
System: “When you become the strongest in the Ninja World, at the
pinnacle, you can have whatever you want!”
Host: “Then Ninjutsu is what I long for!”
Su Qin traveled to the big world where warriors were rampant, where the Meng Yuan Guoshi was overwhelming the world, the descendants of Nine Suns fisted the mountains and rivers, and the little Li Fei smashed the void.
Because Su Qin had no martial arts qualifications, he could only become a sweeping monk in the Buddhist Scripture Pavilion of Shaolin Temple. At this time, the sign-in system was activated.
Sign in in front of the Buddha’s golden body and get [Tathagata Palm].
Sign in in front of the Arhat Hall and get the [King Kong is not bad magic].
Sign in at the back mountain of Shaolin Temple and get [Devil Buddha Golden Body].
…
There are treasures everywhere in Shaolin Temple, and you can sign in everywhere.
Su Qin had the idea that he would never leave the mountain without signing in to Shaolin Temple, and he signed in Shaolin Temple for twenty years.
Twenty years later, the Shaolin Temple was involved in the battle between Zheng and evil.
The demon demon brazenly invaded the Shaolin Temple, all the way to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, fierce and powerful, until they met Su Qin who was sweeping the floor…
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PS: This book is invincible…
- Description from MTL
“This clover, you can get Xingyuan grass after advanced, which has the effect of gathering spiritual energy.”
“Why is Chinese cabbage so similar to the white jade flower in my memory? Try it out.”
“Is this sunflower the original form of the World Swallowing Flower?!”
“The more I look at this apple, the more similar it is to the Zhu Guo in my memory. Don’t worry, let’s try it out.”
When the spiritual qi recovered, when everyone in the world was practicing martial arts and beating to death for a little cultivation resource, Lin Yi started the road of farming based on the broken memory inheritance in his mind.
A year ago, Lin Xuan met a woman and had a relationship with her.
A year later, when Lin Xuan met her again, she did not expect that she would have two children, and these two children are still her own.
The two babies who came suddenly and the perfect dad system activated.
Let Lin Xuan embark on the life path of taking care of the baby.
He has top culinary skills, has the talent of top musical instrument masters, and is worth tens of billions.
He wants to have good looks, talents, and a figure. From then on, he spends money like earth and allows his babies and his wife to live the best life.
Make countless women jealous, why such an excellent man belongs to someone else’s family!
Only after Su Yayan died did she realize that she was the vicious cannon fodder female partner who was innocently backed by the bloody Mary Su Wennei.
Rebirth unexpectedly, Su Yayan kicked away the scumbag, and hugged the golden thigh that she had missed in her previous life.
Everyone in the upper circle of the imperial capital knew that Huo’s Uncle was a cold-blooded tyrant who was ruthless and unrecognized by his six relatives.
Until one day, he forgot to put on his waistcoat and ran to his wife’s live broadcast room to confess his high-definition uncoded LED tuba.
“My family’s food is the best in the world, and I don’t accept any refutation!”
“My family is beautiful and talented, and is the most beautiful cub in the live broadcast industry!”
“My family’s words…” (Ten thousand words rainbow fart are omitted below)
Su Yayan: “…” Husband, did you grow up eating cute?
The crowd onlookers: “…” The saying is cold and ruthless, but the six relatives don’t recognize it? Gangster, you collapsed!
Mine clearance: The male protagonist is an old man, only four years older than the female protagonist~
(Sweet Pets) “Report to the Chief of the Army, it is rumored that we were sleeping together with one leg!”
He looked up from the volume and slowly stood up: “How do you want me?”
“Clarify that this is just a rumor…”
He pressed her against the wall and blocked the mouth by the way: “Mrs. Lu, we have to take this rumor seriously.”
Before rebirth, what she has been doing, stay away from him, away from him!
After rebirth, what she always wanted to do, give him a monkey, a monkey!
Lu Xingzhi pursued two regulations throughout his life:
First, it is illegal to destroy military marriages.
Second, Jiang Yaosheng is his man, and death is his soul.
She transmigrates into a very poor village countrywoman who has a hungry little bun. Zhao Yun’er suddenly feels a lot of pressure on her. Fortunately, she is capable. Outrageous relatives at the door? Scram.
Her days begin to flourish by relying on knowledge from the 21st century. But the little bun begins to shout all day long, “Mother, find me a father.”
A wild man suddenly jumps out and wraps himself around her, while claiming to be the little bun’s father.
The little bun: “My mother said that my father must first be tall and handsome!”
A certain man: “This Shizi [heir to a noble title] is the world’s most handsome man!”
The little bun: “My mother said that my father needs to have money!”
A certain man: “This Shizi has plenty of fertile land, 100 million gold taels ……”
The little bun turns around. “Mother, do you think that this one is suitable?”