"I, Lin Yi, am a store manager."

"If you have money, I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

"If you don't have money, you'll be on your own."

"What? No money? Hey, close the door and let the dog out."

"No, open the door and let the guest out!"

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Completed works: "Journey to the Infernal Affairs", "Conquering Power", "Future Pioneer", "Super Dimension Invasion", "Dark National Martial Arts"

【Funny】【Old Six】【Relax】【Nonsensical】【Disaster】

[This book is mainly about fun and laughter, the rhythm is a bit slow, don't read if you don't like it]

Cultivation calendar: 17863

Emperor Qin Yu ascended to heaven, bigwigs from all walks of life came to see him off, firecrackers rang, and everyone had tears in their eyes and chanted.

Sect elder: "Gone, this disaster is finally gone, and we can finally have some peace."

Sect disciple: "Family, who understands, do you know how I have been living these years, I was cheated out of my pants, and I don't want to be fleeced like this!"

Hehuan Sect elder: "When Qin Yu learned the Qingxin Mantra, I knew that my sect could not escape."

Demon Sect elite: "I thought I was bad enough, but I didn't expect Qin Yu's casual move would require me to learn for a lifetime."

Demon Sect elder: Before I met Qin Yu, I would never have dreamed that one day I would have to rely on reporting to the police to protect myself. "

The leader of the ancient demon cult: "If I were given another chance to start over, I would rather choose not to be resurrected."

The leader of the sect said: "Recruiting Qin Yu into the sect is the thing I regret most in my life!"

Qin Yu saw that everyone was in tears and was reluctant to leave, so he said: "If you can't bear to let me go, I can..."

The cultivators of various sects shouted: "Please ascend to heaven, please don't harm the world of cultivation!"

Chen Ge traveled through the fantasy world and became the notorious useless sect leader!

Fortunately, he successfully activated the invincible sect leader system.

"You can become stronger by driving away the disciples? System, are you serious?"

Helpless Chen Ge walked back and forth in the sect with his hands behind his back. After searching for a long time, these disciples were either princes and nobles, or descendants of powerful people, or their surnames were Ye or Xiao.

Chen Ge: "System! Are you kidding me? Who do I dare to drive away?!"

【New Settings】【Improved System】

After waking up, you become the [Si Nong] official in the fantasy game.

[Dynasty Heyday] version: You practiced the "Solar Terms Order" hard, from [Good Weather] to [Calling the Wind and Rain], from [Abundant Harvest] to [Growth of All Things], commanding the four seasons, and developing silently.

You have made some achievements, followed the army to the battle, mastered the "Four Agricultural Books", frozen the thousands of miles of rivers, opened the way for the army, killed the enemy with "Miasma", blocked the army with "Fog Shadow", made unprecedented military exploits, became the Grand Si Nong, and stole the fate of the dynasty, all belonged to me.

[Spiritual Revival] version: You raise [Mountain Spirits and Wild Monsters]: Twin Lotuses make you invulnerable to water and fire, the Seven-Star Sword Bamboo sword lights up the nineteen states, parasitic species use living beings as nutrients, and the void species take root in space to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth... You open up the inner scene, cultivate immortal species, and [Taiyi Divine Lotus] has millions of clones! [Ancient Tree of Life] is immortal!

"A true seed dropped into the Dantian can breed spiritual seedlings and live for ten thousand years. One day, when the merits are fulfilled, my life will be in my own hands!"

"The heart fire shines in the sun, the kidney water is the source, the spleen is the earth storage, the lung gold practices qi, and the liver qi nourishes the spirit. With the body as the foundation, breed the original seeds, nurture all things, and become the Taoist Shennong!"

Same flow;

Pirate Raul, as an alien among the Celestial Dragons, swings his sword every day just to become a strong man;

Hokage Raul, travels through the Warring States Period to escort Uzumaki Mito to marry Senju;

Scientist Raul, as a scientist in the organization, works hard for the organization;

Until they become strong, they finally reach the strongest self in the world. All Raul is full of doubts, why did the golden finger take so long to come?

I died and became stronger.

Every time I die, I can not only travel through infinite worlds, but also get various rewards!

In order to live freely in the main world of the radiation wasteland, I must die in various ways in the world of the heavens!

Some people think I am mentally ill and have a tendency to self-destruct!

Some people think that I have boundless love and always like to take the blame for others!

But I just want to be killed by everyone here. If you can't kill me, I will kill you!

What? You ask me why I can be resurrected on the spot after death and start the second stage?

Nonsense, isn't this the standard configuration of the boss!

First set a small goal, let Godzilla give me an atomic breath!

[Traveling through the world: Marvel, DC, monster movies, monster movies, copycat spoof movies, Chinese horror movies, Western plasma horror movies, Ultraman, Kamen Rider, Dragon Ball, EVA, zombie movies, science fiction movies, vampires, werewolves, aliens, martial arts, black myths: Wukong]

The martial arts boy, who had learned martial arts well, was bitten by an extremely rare poisonous snake accidentally.

He was poisoned and on the verge of death,

but was struck by lightning and

survived!

He was not killed by the poison,

but inexplicably opened up five spiritual veins and became a spiritualist who could cultivate the spirit.

Only then did he know that,

above the martial arts,

there were actually two more mysterious ways of cultivation - the spiritual way and the soul way!

So he cultivated all three ways at the same time,

embarked on the treacherous road of cultivating immortals!

Finally, he rushed to the immortal world -

became a stone immortal who was not afraid of thousands of thunder tribulations!

[Upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill + Funny and Relaxed + Humorous Immortal Cultivation + No System + Mortal Flow] Brat, you can actually upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill? I won't beat you if you tell the truth! Yuanxiao, a young man from a mountain village, saved a thief in the immortal world by chance, and relied on his thick skin to snatch the heaven-defying treasure Tianqizhu. From then on, he became a rich man in the immortal world, and making money and upgrading was nothing! And he obtained a magical small world for immortals and gods, and started his funny immortal cultivation journey. With a flying tiger and a golden mink, two nonsensical and troublesome spirit beasts, relying on cunning, playing tricks, bravery and wit, he went from a mortal boy to the pinnacle of the immortal world step by step, and climbed to the top of the five continents in the human world with funny and easy immortal cultivation. There are a lot of thick-faced bad friends, and the immortal cultivation embarrassing things are endless, first make people laugh to death, and then make people laugh to life!

As the strength and vision of cultivation improve, the shocking conspiracy of some people in the fairy world and the demon clan is gradually discovered. Let's see how Yuanxiao makes a big fuss in the nine heavens of the fairy world, fights wits and courage to kill all sides, and easily overthrows the fairy world with humor!

If you want to laugh with tears, please come and watch!

Funny and relaxing is the main theme, and humorous cultivation is the essence!

Traditional fantasy and fantasy fairy heroes, oriental fantasy mortal cultivation.

The introduction is weak, please read the text!

Boss, you begged me to lend you a magic weapon, saying that you would only use it for a thousand years, and the interest was one spirit vein.

Now you don’t want to pay the interest, and you don’t want to return the magic weapon, shouldn’t you give me an explanation?

Immortal Emperor, you signed a contract with us tens of thousands of years ago, and after helping you become the Immortal Emperor, you will be at our service for ten thousand years.

Why do you want to go back on your word now?

Do you still want to kill me?

I’ll fuck you!

Under the heavens, how can you not pay back the money you owe?

You owed me, Lin Daoran, a debt, and you still want to run away? Not to mention your boss, even if the Immortal Emperor comes, if you want to owe the debt and not pay it back... then let’s die together!

Travel through Doupo Cangqiong and awaken the memory of the previous life.

No grandfather with you.

How to rise on this continent?

By chance, awaken the extraction system.

[Ding... Congratulations to the host for extracting the Ten Thousand Souls Banner]

[Ding... Congratulations to the host for extracting the skill "Burning Secret"]

[Ding... Congratulations to the host for extracting the martial arts "Great Wilderness Prisoner Sky Finger"]

If your cultivation level is raised by one level, you can get a chance to extract.

Foresight intercepts opportunities, and extracts from all realms to obtain treasures.

"In this life, I, Xiao Ling, will be invincible in the world!"