Witches are special women chosen by the gods of the abyss, selected through the endurance of extreme pain and torment.
The more suffering they endure, the more terrifying the supernatural power they can draw upon.
But their personalities also tend to become twisted, vicious, and cruel—ticking time bombs hidden within modern society and human civilization.
To protect humanity, these witches must be eliminated.
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“But what if you can’t beat the witch?”
“Retreat for now, and request support from headquarters.”
“What if you can’t escape?”
“Stall for time, try not to provoke her, and prioritize survival.”
“And what if the witch demands that you fall in love with her, or she’ll destroy the entire world?”
“…I’d tell her to tone it down a bit.”
【Cultivation + Card Draw System + Hidden Power Behind a Foolish Façade + Dual Soul in One Body + Competitive Love Chaos + Ambiguity without CP + Comedic and Abstract Drama King + All-Male virg*n Cast】
【Ending: Female Lead Becomes the Strongest!】
Xia Wantang transmigrated into a cultivation novel full of male leads, becoming the cannon fodder saintess who dies right at the beginning.
Luckily, she bound a card draw system—gaining the favor of Sons of Fate allows her to draw cards and grow stronger.
She drew a card and obtained the Extreme Yin Demon Physique, bolting upright in a dying dream—turns out she’s the lucky one!
As she kept drawing and growing stronger, something started to feel off:
I already tried to limit contact to avoid disaster, so why are these Sons of Fate still clinging to me?
No way, I need to fake my death and run!
After successfully faking her death and escaping the Cultivation Realm, and now living it up in the Upper Realm, all the Sons of Fate she once flirted with stubbornly followed her there:
You flirted with me, don’t think you can just walk away!
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Pure-hearted underdog male lead: She supported and encouraged me at my lowest. It’s easy to add flowers to a brocade, but rare to offer coal in the snow. Her sincerity is truly precious.
Devastatingly handsome demon prince: She did so much for me, even hid my identity. She must be madly in love with me!
Abstinent yet secretly passionate holy son: I’ve never seen such a stunningly ethereal woman—I only wish to have a place in her heart.
Tsundere drama queen ancient divine beast: Sis, they’re all after your looks, I’m the only one who truly loves you QAQ
Graceful and composed mature man: I don’t know why, but my gaze keeps getting drawn to her. Her strength commands my admiration.
Exotic half-blood white-haired pretty boy: This female cultivator is kind of interesting. I like her～
Cold, sharp, and proud heavenly prodigy: Only when facing her do I feel willing to lower my head.
[Hilarious + Lao Liu + Live Broadcast + Sunny Boy + Occupation + No Female Lead. ]
Su Bai traveled through a parallel world and became a contestant on an observation program. At the beginning, he was drawn to be a "junk picker" profession.
Until he found the reward item from the Sheriff's Bureau in a trash can on the street.
The whole style of the show changed.
"Oh my god, I've worked at a garbage sorting station for so many years, and this is the first time I've discovered such a big bomb buried in our garbage station?"
"I asked you to pick up rags, but you went to clean up the battlefield? You have scraped away all the land, brother..."
"Our Cultural Relics Bureau declares that this ancient tomb was definitely not robbed. Tomb robbers would not have looted it so thoroughly!"
“……”
I thought the job of ragpicking was outrageous enough.
Unexpectedly——
Suona funeral director: "When dogs passing by hear this, they will crawl over and cry a little."
Rural Dian Da Shao: "After the Michelin selection team ate it, they had to kneel down and beg Su Bai to join Michelin."
The extra in the film crew said: "Other people who play corpses are afraid that they will move around, but Su Bo is different. I am really afraid that he won't move. Brother, it's been a day and a night, can you take a breath?"
After traveling through time and space to become a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent in the Marvel world, Su Xing was bound to the eight-hour work system. As long as he went to get off work and got off work normally, he would receive rewards.
Since then, SHIELD has had an agent who works from nine to five and leaves on time.
High in the air, when Su Xing was about to catch the falling Captain America, he suddenly withdrew his hand.
"Hey, it's time to get off work, Captain. Go take a nap in the sea and wait for me to get to work."
Looking at the figures of the terrorists being killed indiscriminately, Tony thought he was about to be rescued, but Su Xing glanced at his watch.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Tony Stark, I'm off duty. I'll come rescue you when I get to work."
Captain America, Iron Man and other superheroes: “???????”
......
In the final battle, the heroes are ready to fight to the death with Thanos. At this moment, Captain America suddenly finds that the number of people is wrong.
Captain America: "Hey, is Su Xing going to run away again? This is a matter of great importance to the entire universe!"
Su Xing: "Sorry, I've already clocked out. I'll talk about work when I get to work."
The heroes all collapsed, "Seriously? What kind of good guy takes saving the universe as his job?!"
People are in the corpse soul world, landing on the ground.
Hanging outside is "love and fetch system".
In this way, as long as you get along well with everyone, you should be able to become stronger all the time!
so...
.......
"Miscellaneous fish! Sister Maoshua is a fish! "
"You, who have mastered eight thousand kinds of kendo schools, are you the only one?"
"Gee! If you don’t die, you really have enough waste wood. You can’t do three or two tricks each time. How dare you be so arrogant in front of me? "
"Hurry up and pull the knife out of me, let me see where your limits are!"
"Deer draws Captain Yunzhai, are you really working hard?"
"How to finish ~All ~ can't feel the mouth!"
"Cute blue dye classmate, I don't understand if you are finished ~ ~! But is it very spiritual? "
"change! Change it to me immediately! ""what? Ha, the swastika of the old man in Yamamoto, that's not a hand..."
"Eh? Wait a minute ——
.......
The captains of the 13th team of the first escort court watched silently.
Fujimi Cheng held his head and dang dong bumped into the ground: “ No! I really can't... Please shut up! ”
After traveling to the world of beast taming, Lin Chu became the owner of a beast pet shop, and obtained the [Super Divine Beast Identification System], awakening the Beast Taming Eye.
As long as he saw the beast, he could get all the information about it. In order to survive, Lin Chu started live broadcasting the beast appraisal.
"Sister, you, the albino bear beast, are attacking your master while you're protecting your food? It's easy to fix. I sent you a private message with your address. Send it to me! Let me see what's going on!"
"Dude, you said the Wind and Thunder Dog howled before it reached age? Why don't you go home and ask your wife if the beastmaster saw you when you brought someone back to do something?"
"The Thunder Lion refuses to eat and is skinny? You only feed it 300 grams of animal food in one meal? Brother, you fed your beast so much when it was young, but you are still feeding it so much now that it is only six months old. You are really a living devil! Keep the Thunder Lion and send it to me!"
As more and more beast tamers came to appraise beasts, Lin Chu’s fame grew greatly.
Many years later, a pet store filled with top-notch beasts became famous all over the world.
The shop owner's catchphrase is world-famous, "Send it to me! Let me see what's going on!"
[Money-making system + spend money to upgrade + spiritual energy revival + sharp tongue and funny]
In 2035, spiritual realms and spiritual gates appeared all over the world. Spiritual energy gradually revived, and bigwigs from all sides emerged.
Guo Feng, a senior high school student, awakens the 'lying down and making money system'. Not only does he gain the ability to automatically increase his money every second, he can also level up by spending money and become stronger by spending money!
He is rich, handsome and extremely powerful!
It just has an extra mouth!
Blame the heaven, the earth and the air!
It's so annoying that I won't pay for it!
But even if I have a very bad mouth, what can you do to me? Lulululu...
The mortal flow, the hegemony flow.
After traveling to another world, Ye Han became an unknown person.
No talent.
No background.
There is no future.
Just when he was planning to spend his whole life in obscurity, one day his old friend showed up.
"Fellow Daoist Ye, I am dying. I'm asking you to take care of my wife."
From then on.
Ye Han's life changed.
The dragon enters the sea.
The phoenix soars into the sky.
Climb the road to heaven and sing songs as you walk along the heavenly path.
Time flies.
When Ye Han reached the pinnacle of martial arts, he looked back at the past.
Without emotion.
"You are such a good person, fellow Taoist!"
(The introduction is weak, please move to the main text)
After transmigrating to the Great Desolation, I recognized Pangu as my big brother and became the 3001st Primordial God.
Creation Catastrophe: Big Brother, that worm—let me split it vertically.
Ferocious Beast Calamity: The God-Slaying Spear is mine. Luo Hou, go play somewhere else.
Dragon-Han Catastrophe: Yuan Feng is my wife. Zu Long, Shi Qilin—sorry, fellas.
Liches vs. Demons Calamity: The Ancestral Witches call me godfather. Di Jun and Tai Yi? Just two feathered pests.
Investiture of the Gods Calamity: Tongtian, go fight the other side. Tongtian: Uncle, I’m not even close with Laozi and Yuanshi...
Journey to the West Calamity: Six-Eared Macaque, activate our "Snatch the Sutras" plan for Journey to the West.
On the day of his brother's wedding, Ye Chong was unable to make it back. In a moment of desperation, his younger brother, Ye Gu, stepped in to take his place, reluctantly marrying his sister-in-law. To their surprise, the system unexpectedly activated...