Single and fat, with no car or house, 25-year-old Tang Song sees no hope in life.
After encountering workplace bullying, the male god development game he had been playing for three years suddenly descended into the real world, along with his huge assets and elite talents in the game.
This is a story about the development of a male god.
He was trapped in the Qi Refining Realm for 20,000 years, but he trained ten emperors! In order to break through the shackles, he fell into a thunder tribulation, and was reborn as a son-in-law. He was imprisoned in a dungeon and tortured. In a critical moment, he awakened his past life memories! You are so awesome to join Xiaoyao Sect? Sorry, Xiaoyao Wudi is my disciple! You practiced the Qingtian Emperor Jue? Unfortunately, Qingtian Jiandi is also my disciple! You got the inheritance of the Alchemy God? That... Jiuyang Alchemy God is also my disciple...
The NVIDIAH100GPU supporting the birth of chatGPT has reached 300TH/S for the computing power of TF32, and the power consumption has come to 700W.
On this basis, H100 achieved 10,000 E calculations and required approximately 650 degrees of electricity.
And this thing in my head also achieved 10,000 calculations, requiring only a bowl of white rice.
That's right, Lao Tzu is a superhuman computer.
This thing is good, that is, it often makes people feel that their bodies are hollowed out!!!
(Hey, I didn’t send the virtual support wall because of that ~~)
Chen Yuan transmigrated and became a Mountain Patrol Military Officer.
The eight hundred miles of Langdang Mountain is his pasture.
Unfortunately, the Great Qian Dynasty is in its final years, with its fate collapsing.
Demonic disasters plague the land, bringing devastation to all living beings. The human world becomes a battleground, entering the mortal realm to face calamities.
Monstrous beings and malevolent spirits take the stage, disrupting the martial world.
Chen Yuan, armed with the Tiger Talisman for Mountain Moving, patrols on behalf of heaven, cutting down mountains and destroying temples.
In the eight hundred miles of Langdang Mountain, demons and monsters shall not appear!
Hestia: So, why do I feel my favor in you?
Charles: It's to blame, that Mr. Rabbit who came to me in a dream seven years ago.
Hestia: That's not a reason for you to kill gods many times, and now I'm more famous in the Celestial Realm than Loki!
Charles: Don't mention that, Freya called! As a member of the Meijin family, it's time for me to go to work!
Freya: Don't come here!
Charles: Don't panic! This attribute stacked by [Heart Steel] + [Soul Draining Strike] + [Flesh Puppet] + [Feast] will never lose!
FF: What's this week?
Charles: [Best Sixth Man] + [Spring Water Commander] + [Battlefield Sixth] + [Looking Back] + [Returning to My Hometown to Get Married]
Provincial Stream: This book is also known as: I was the sixth child in the dark faction, my skills are not very serious, and about pretending to be Bell to fool my aunt and sticking to that incident
In his previous life, he was a third-rate director who is now reborn in the 1990s as a 23 year-old genius director in America.
From that point on, titles like Hollywood's Box Office King, The World's Greatest Director, Major Shareholder of MGM, and Behind-the-Scenes Boss of Marvel, all began to be associated with him.
And his first movie choice was Saw...
Well, it's simply the story of a modern-day mediocre director stirring up a storm in the American entertainment industry.
(Long novel, slow-paced, family-oriented + private + daily life focus + OOC warning + minor timeline adjustments. If you mind these, please skip. The protagonist group remains strong, regrets are resolved, and the protagonist does not fall in love.)
Bad news: Jian Yun blew himself up in his sect, ended up in a godforsaken place, and picked up a sixteen-year-old boy who introduced himself as Tom Riddle.
Good news: Jian Yun has plenty of treasures in his ring—more than enough to make his family rich.
Later, Jian Yun became the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts and led the young wizards down an irreversible path to power.
Who was it that forced the school board to urgently ban sword flying over the castle?
Who made Professor Snape declare that using cauldrons to cook hot pot is strictly prohibited?
Who caused Hogwarts to forbid little wizards from using lightning magic on ghosts?
Who covered the castle in hidden weapons, turning Death Eaters into unwitting victims?
Riddle and the Savior stood together, sighing:
"Did someone else do this? How can they be so stupid?"
As a student, Voldemort accidentally developed schizophrenia. After an incident, he and his secondary personality split apart. Fifty years later, he returned in a new body—only to find another person had taken everything he once desired. But the one responsible for it all simply scoffed:
"A rat in the gutter doesn’t deserve love."
Tom asked him seriously:
"Can you teach me what it means to love someone?"
After the war, Lily and Ariana became best friends.
Dumbledore and Grindelwald argued over sweet vs. salty tofu pudding.
And Professor Snape? He simply added a spoonful of chili oil to his bowl.
(tried manually fixing translation issues in the desc, and I'm never doing it again, took me 15 mins lol)
Shane traveled to the world of swords and magic.
In this life, he only wanted to learn magic quietly and then marry a young and beautiful female elf.
But he never expected that he would accidentally become the successor of the Demon King.
It was predicted that he would be hunted by people all over the world!
Shane had to hide his identity and grow up quietly.
Fortunately, the power of the Demon King he inherited not only gave him unlimited power, but also enabled him to build a demon landmark and constantly summon demons from the abyss!
So, Shane hid the demon landmark in the capital of the human empire and began to increase his troops!
Transform the Saint's Monastery into a succubus nest and let the succubi become holy nuns!
Transform the bank into a vampire castle and let the vampires control the economic lifeline!
Transform the mine into a cemetery of the undead, and seize the mineral resources with the zero-consumption, year-round skeleton undead!
Transform the Imperial Palace into the Demon King's Castle and occupy the harem...
When all the creatures in the world are looking for the successor of the Demon King, little do they know that the Demon King has already occupied the world!
That day, the hero was defeated, and the goddess of fate came to the world and let Shane give a victory speech.
Shane, lying on the snow-white pillow of the Elf Queen, said sincerely, "I became a demon king in order to marry a goddess!"
Goddess of fate: ???
King Cohen Corleone of Effiin, whose palace was attacked, got back his memories of his past life by chance and found that his experience was very similar to a game in his past life.
And his queen turned out to be the most beautiful woman on the continent and a powerful transcendent who would be deified in the flesh in the future - the ice and snow goddess Yadel Angrain!
What made him desperate was that this woman was most likely the real murderer behind the attack on the palace, the assassination of the king, the abolition of the royal family, and the planning of all this!
Her purpose was to concentrate the resources of Effiin and embark on the road to deification!
On the contrary, my queen is going to rebel!
Facing this "snake queen" who is ten years older than him, with extraordinary talent and stunning appearance.
Cohen calmed his mind. Everything has just begun, and nothing has happened yet. The memory of the game in his past life floated:
the noble lady of the Golden Wing family, who was rich on the continent, was about to face a life-and-death crisis! The divine treasure
of the Arcane Empire, which had been destroyed for a thousand years, is still buried deep underground!
The unparalleled Silver Dragon Countess is now just a down-and-out squire knight!
Arnold, the god of war, was still a low-class adventurer!
Cohen, who has recovered his past life memories, has foresight - save the Golden Winged Girl, dig up underground ruins, recruit god-level subordinates, organize an orc army, restore the royal family, regain power, and severely whip this "bad woman" who is destined to become a god!
I traveled to the dragon world, but why did I turn into a car?
Lin Mai looked confused.
Just when he was at a loss, a prompt voice told him that he had joined the dimensional chat group.
Megatron: V-Me50, I'll install the power core for you!
...
"I will never forget that rainy night, the day you took away the person I loved the most on that viaduct."
Odin's pupils shrank slightly: "You, you are Chu Zihang?"
"No, I am Maybach."