【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

…

Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

【No system】【Pretentious style】【Emotional text】

This book is also known as "Douluo son-in-law, who makes his mother-in-law Bibi Dong faint at the beginning", "Doctor of Truth, leads all members of Douluo Continent to become gods"

Latio traveled to Douluo Continent. Because of the strange phenomenon of heaven and earth when he traveled, Qian Daoliu mistakenly believed that the son of God had come to the world, and promised him to Qian Renxue as her fiancé.

But as Latio did not awaken his martial soul at the age of six, Qian Renxue went to the Tiandou Empire, and he became a famous useless son-in-law of the Wuhun Hall.

Bibi Dong: "He is just a waste with an empty shell! But he wants to be the second master!"

Hu Liena: "Mr. Latio always covers his head with plaster, but his figure... slurp, very handsome! It's just that he has a bit of a poisonous tongue, and he looks at us as if he is looking at idiots."

Qian Daoliu: "Son of God? Maybe it's just my wishful thinking..."

Only Latio knows that he is not a soul master, but he is not a useless person. He is a doctor of truth, and he wants to use the light of truth to heal people's stupidity!

"Soul power fusion technique? That's just a foolish follower. Look at my martial soul, soul ring, and soul power fusion technique!"

"How stupid! Soul power can not only be roughly collected and released, but also used for... alchemy! Enchanting! Formation! Pills!

"Let's put my goal on everyone in Douluo Continent becoming a god..."

The story of Doctor Truth, Son-in-law, Latio, starts with making his mother-in-law faint...

The supernatural era has come, the rules have changed, the mystery has arrived, and the world has changed.

Countless relics of civilizations have emerged in the world, and a large amount of natural treasures are available for people to pick up.

Radicals: "This is the best era, enter the new world, dig up the relics, and evolve for all people!"

Conservatives: "This is the worst era, there are countless monsters outside, once you leave the safe zone, what awaits mankind will only be destruction!"

…

At this time, in a distant relic, Lu Yuan successfully dug up new treasures, sought mysterious wealth, and was eager to contact his fellow countrymen on Earth.

"I picked up a communicator, can I get in touch?"

"Hey, humans - I'm almost a god, and you're still hiding in the safe zone?"

…

(Original name: "A Thousand Years Ahead of Humanity")

(This book is also known as "I Pick Up Garbage in the New World", "All Humanity Is Not as Rich as Me", "One Person is a Civilization", "Please Call Me a Human Pioneer", "I'm the Strongest Pioneer", etc.!)

Evil gods are rampant! Monsters are rampant!

Roya traveled to the world of "Doll Riders".

Here, people awaken different powers by imprinting their souls in dolls.

Thus, they resist the rampage of evil gods and monsters.

What Roya didn't expect was that he actually traveled to become a doll that was about to be scrapped? And was contracted by a little girl? !

Fortunately, the god-level sign-in system was turned on.

[Ding, sign in to the contracted girl, reward: the power of the evil god for billions of years! ]

[Ding, sign in to the blood feeding ceremony, reward: the land of eternal truth! ]

[Ding, sign in to the dreamland, reward: Chaos burying evil eyes! ]

...

Until the day the girl came of age, she was isolated by countless people.

Suddenly she found that the doll that had been with her all the time was the behind-the-scenes boss who founded the Doll Church and the terrifying existence that controlled the world!

As a game tester and a hard-working worker, Chen She's dream is to become the president of a company, admired by employees and supported by senior management, to be able to make the games he likes at will, and to be handsome, have eight-pack abs, and have a high artistic talent.

And he found that after he traveled through time, these goals have been achieved.

"My life has no challenges anymore?" Chen She thought that his life had become boring and tedious after getting the script of a plagiarist.

Employees: No, you still have to be an enemy of the whole world, overthrow all the big chaebols by force, and become the savior.

A question mark floated above Chen She's head: Huh? I don't want to.

Employees took off their work clothes, revealing the rebel combat uniforms and mechanical prostheses they wore inside: Don't worry, we will help you, captain!

Steam envelopes the world, mysteriously invading the earth.

The ancient music brings mysterious whispers, and the city-state that sank to the bottom of the sea is full of mysteries.

I am the apostle of the master, conveying his meaning and teaching his teachings.

The unknown overlooks the world, I will solve all the mysteries for the world and let the truth return to people's hearts.

Su Jie, who can travel between Blue Star and the world of immortal cultivation, found that cultivating immortality is too difficult.

Magical elixirs, magical instruments, blessed places, wisdom and enlightenment, all of which are mountains on the road to immortality.

Until Su Jie discovered that the magic cultivators used killing people to refine corpses, extracting souls to refine evil spirits, and used fear as cultivation resources.

Soul-calling banners require soul sacrifices? Learn from the farms that slaughter tens of millions of pigs a year.

Cultivating evil spirits requires human fear? Haunted houses, horror movies, horror games are all put together...

Magic skills require blood to practice? America on the other side of the sea is the world's largest black market blood transfusion station...

......

Many years later.

"How many people have you killed, you evil demon, and you still have the face to say that you are a good person? Bah, today I will enforce justice on behalf of heaven."

The most beautiful woman in the Tianyuan world raised her eyebrows, staring at the terrifying demon in front of her, who was entangled with wronged souls, with thousands of ghosts walking at night on the soul-calling banner, and located in the white bone palace, and asked a soul question.

The demon slowly stood up and pulled out a business card with the words "China's annual philanthropist/founder of the world's largest chain of haunted houses/owner of the largest livestock slaughtering company on Blue Star/emerging giant in the film and television industry."

"Look, I'm really not an evil demon, okay? Who would still use such a low-level method as killing people to cultivate magic now?"

Five years later, the world dimension will be shattered, and countless alien creatures that can destroy the world will invade.

In this world without powerful supernatural powers, all that can be done is to guide the birth of knights.

The elementary school detective and the resurrected data man merged into a Kamen Rider who protects the city: "Sa... Let's count your sins!"

Originally just an ordinary waiter, he and the strange hand born from the alchemy eight hundred years ago became a knight who destroyed the desire monster: "The hand you should hold now is not mine."

The student council president who just wanted the person he loved to confess first used the power of the starry sky to transform into a knight to protect the school: "We are the existence that protects the school from being invaded by monsters. As long as I am here..."

"Sa... Show Time!" The one who appeared in the dark night is both a thief and a magician!

The chapter of Kamen Rider W ends, the chapter of Kamen Rider OOO ends, and Kamen Rider Fourze ends! Kamen Rider Wizard begins!

(Movie viewing replacement type.)

[You descended on Xumi, holding a scepter, and called yourself the Emperor of the Desert. ]

[You walked in the desert, and the sand retreated wherever you went. Those tiny humans who suffered from the erosion of the sand and dust knelt down to you and prayed for your protection. ]

[With pity for these powerless mortals, you led them to find an oasis in the desert and reproduce. ]

[One day, a demon who called himself the Son of the Sun descended and fought with you, but was defeated and fled. ]

[You met the Flower God and the Great Kindness Tree King, and signed a contract with them to jointly govern Xumi. From then on, Xumi entered an era of co-governance by three gods. ]

[Your strength conquered the two gods, and you became partners. ]

[The prosperity of Xumi made countless demons covetous, but no one dared to spy on it, until a dark force eroded the desert, and the Red King who was tainted with taboo knowledge was finally swallowed by the taboo. The disaster swept the desert, and you tried your best to kill the taboo completely. ]

[The Great Kindness Tree King told you that she gave birth to your seed. 】

[‘Just call her Buyer’]

Leader of the Earth and Fire, President of the Yanhuang Association, Human Emperor, Perfect Dragon, Desert Emperor—Su Chen looked at the little guy who appeared in front of him and called him ‘father’, and couldn’t help but fall into deep thought.

“So, Nashida is my daughter?”