[Nonsensical] [Shameless] [Unconventional]
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In a hidden corner of the demon realm.
The little monsters sat beside the tall skeleton, listening to the old monster tell stories of the past.
“In the past, humans were terrified of us demons.”
"We have vast tracts of land in the human realm, expansive and beautiful soil, and warm and comfortable dwellings..."
"When the human children heard that we were coming, they were so scared that they didn't even dare to cry. Hehe, they were so domineering."
"And then what happened?" the little monsters asked curiously. "Why are we hiding here now, digging up tree roots?"
"And then..." The old monster's eyes trembled slightly, as if recalling the most terrifying events of the past.
"The world is in an uproar over Yue Wen."
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"Congratulations! Our 'Yue Family Cultivation Agency' is widely loved by the people of Jiangcheng and has been selected as the best cultivation institution of the year. Master Yue, could you share with everyone why you have achieved such success?"
On television, an ethereal female reporter raises a microphone.
“You might not believe it,” Yue Wen replied seriously, “I have seen a dragon.”
[High-level martial arts + invincible + sword immortal + single female lead + pure romance + slice-of-life]
In a world invaded by alien beasts, everyone begins to possess supernatural abilities.
Zheng Xingyue, who was reincarnated from the cultivation world, has lived here for eighteen years, but her superpower value has always been zero, and she is unable to possess any superpowers.
One night, he revealed a bit of the swordsmanship he had brought from his previous life, easily killing a catastrophic-level alien beast, which immediately attracted the attention of the entire world!
Everyone called him the "Sword Immortal," and everyone began searching for this mysterious master.
But he was still at school preparing for the college entrance examination.
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The Huaxia Superpower Bureau stated that as long as the Sword Immortal is willing to join the Bureau, all conditions are negotiable!
The granddaughter of the head of the top Chinese organization "Tianfu" is infatuated with him and wants to use her beauty to lure him to her side!
The top-tier American supernatural organization, "Illusion Realm," has begun sending people to snatch people away!
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In a future crisis, a monster invades the school. The students tremble in fear in the face of the monster. Suddenly, someone steps forward, gently waves his hand, and before the monster can react, it is reduced to ashes.
The student looked closely and was shocked.
That renowned swordsman is actually the weakling in our class with zero superpowers?!
[Everyone can read minds + relaxed and fun + gossiping + giving up + Buddhist-like slackers + ensemble cast]
No romantic pairing! But he has a follower and friends! (He has a crush on the female lead.)
Perhaps it was because of good deeds in her past life that she was reborn as the legitimate daughter of an official family. All she wants to do is be a beautiful, laid-back, and carefree girl.
However, the Imperial Observatory determined it to be an auspicious omen, and the emperor personally bestowed upon her the title of "Divine Messenger"!
When told that she had become the only female official in history to be allowed to attend court, Yun Qingyi was on the verge of tears. She didn't want to go to work, and she didn't want to get up early.
Her father comforted her, saying, "No, this isn't a job! The Emperor said she just needs to sit there and be a beautiful mascot."
All the officials in the court knew was that she could hear heavenly sounds; what they called heavenly sounds were just the gossip-eating system she was bound to.
She spends her days slacking off at court and gossiping, unaware that everyone can hear her true feelings!
As a result, the entire court heard many shocking stories and developed a love for gossip, even increasing their attendance rate significantly!
[What! The illegitimate son of the Ordnance Bureau is simultaneously corresponding with seven or eight women? What a master of time management!]
The Ordnance Bureau: Which rebellious son committed such a despicable act? I'll skin him alive...
Upon returning home that day, he thoroughly investigated all the illegitimate sons, and what he found shocked him.
[Breaking news! The young master of the Qi State Duke's mansion is the husband of Princess Pingyang and also the secret lover of General Yunhui!! Wow!]
General Yunhui: ...
[My God! The Ninth Prince loves cross-dressing! He's definitely a cross-dressing master!]
emperor:……
After the court session that day, several princes presented their younger brothers with a large trunk full of women's clothing. The younger brother was overjoyed; one less competitor.
Su Bei's ten reincarnations culminated in the completion of the Investiture of the Gods.
Deciding to enjoy life, I've come to the world of Genshin Impact and am currently relaxing.
Unexpectedly, the system that exposed his past life descended upon the continent of Teyvat.
Now that it's been exposed, there's no need to pretend anymore.
Su Bei: "Let's give this world a little shock!"
The world's most feared assassin, "Black Shadow," died in an accident. When he opened his eyes again, he was a good-for-nothing young master of a top-tier wealthy family, lying on a five-star hotel bed. Beside him was a disheveled, popular school beauty. The next second, the police burst in, flashbulbs going off! "Chu Fan, you're under arrest for suspected rape!" Faced with this clumsy frame-up, Chu Fan's lips curled into a cold smile. You think sending me to jail will make me a sitting duck? Little do you know, this sleeping lion has quietly awakened! Starting from prison, step by step, he will expose the mastermind behind it all, and the entire city will tremble in fear because of my name!
Lu Ye unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of a top celebrity with the same name in a parallel world.
But as soon as I opened my eyes...
He discovered that he was not only embroiled in various scandals, but also, due to false accusations from his rivals, he was sitting in the dock in handcuffs, facing a potential ten-year prison sentence.
Faced with all this, the system that brought him here from another world simply cowered and pretended to be dead.
Stepping on a sewing machine? You can't even step on it.
Lu Ye decisively threatened the system and obtained the newbie gift pack.
They turned the plaintiff into the defendant and sent him to jail.
The plaintiff's lawyer was also sent in.
All those who framed him were sent to jail.
He looked at the sea of trolls online and laughed. These are all good韭菜 (a metaphor for easily exploited people), let's send them in, send them in.
While others inside were practically stomping on their sewing machines, sending sparks flying.
Lu Ye took these people and trampled them...
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Reborn into Japan, I made tokusatsu films, plagiarized articles, and games, thinking I could live a carefree life. However, on the first day of Sword Art Online's huge success, news of Kayaba Akihiko's imprisonment completely disrupted my life. Shortly after Oregairu's release, a car accident occurred in front of Soubu High School. Three days after Date A Live's release, a spacequake alarm sounded in Tengu City. So, plagiarism is the limit! So I started drawing manga! But just as My Hero Academia, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and One-Punch Man were selling like hotcakes, a glowing baby appeared in a hospital, an astronomer discovered a meteorite named Kars, and a bald man appeared on the street... To draw Golden Wind, I went on a trip to Sardinia, Italy, only to be attacked by a rebellious god at the start, followed by a relentless pursuit. "Being a plagiarist is really too hard."
[A powerful, reborn lucky mother-in-law + a fair-skinned, beautiful, and all-around charming daughter-in-law + a cold-faced but warm-hearted chief]
In her previous life, Wang Guifen lived a muddled life, lost a lot, and ultimately paid with her own life.
Reborn with the blessing of good fortune, he first saves his twin daughters-in-law and punishes the wicked, then rescues a medical genius sent to the countryside and takes him as his godson.
Aunt Guifen caught seven fish in one go in the pond where there were none.
A traitor caused trouble, but Aunt Guifen saved the hostage with an arrow and subdued the fleeing traitor.
Hunting pheasants, picking mushrooms, digging ginseng in the deep mountains... unafraid of jackals and tigers.
Life got better and better, and the envious old woman couldn't win against her in arguments or fights, nor could she get any of the benefits, so she could only be jealous.
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My son wrote, and I had the opportunity to join him in the army.
Aunt Guifen took her twin daughters-in-law to join the army.
The family compound of the Northeast Military Region is nestled against the mountains, which are full of treasures. Guifen has raised her daughter-in-law to be plump and healthy, making her a beautiful young woman in the compound.
The two little grandchildren looked just like little dumplings, so soft and cuddly that all the grandmothers in the courtyard wanted to come and hug and kiss them.
Guifen quickly carried him away, saying, "Let your daughter-in-law give birth."
Wang Guifen felt that her son had struck it lucky to marry such a beautiful woman.
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Wang Zhijun, an elite tank driver, was forced to marry a capitalist's daughter. After a one-night stand, he dropped her off at her rural home and hurriedly returned to his unit. He worried about her for a year, fearing disharmony between his wife and mother-in-law, that his wife would be mistreated, and that his own mother would be dissatisfied. To climb the ranks, he risked his life, relying on his skills and combat achievements to rise step by step, finally earning the opportunity for his family to accompany him to the military base.
Su Yi was forced to marry a soldier she had just met, and she always thought he didn't like her. She planned to live separately from her child.
Goodbye, however...
Guardiola: Xu is a highly creative midfielder. Mourinho: Xu's tackles and interceptions are impressive. Klopp: Xu's finishing ability is the best in the world. Fans: Xu is the undisputed king of football. Xu travels back to 2010, where he gets into a fight after his friend Lü Wen is maliciously tackled, resulting in a lifetime ban from the Chinese Football Association. Xu goes to Europe, where, with the help of an unreliable system, he copies the skills of a star player every game. From then on, he sometimes possesses superb dribbling skills, sometimes surgical passing, sometimes a keen sense of positioning in the penalty area, and sometimes formidable defensive abilities. Starting from the youth team, he dominates the top five leagues, beginning a different kind of football king's life!