Others use chat apps to pick up girls, easily finding countless beauties in their "Nearby People" list. But in mine, there are no beautiful women. Searching for nearby people reveals nothing but miracle cures and antiques—from rare and precious herbs to kidney tonics and aphrodisiacs. This is all because I have a system in my mind that allows me to see search information others can't. I pretend to be naive, but it's all for swindling and deception… My cunning and foolish actions stir up trouble in the world…

In 2016, a game called "Tears of the Goddess" swept the world. During a version update, Liu Mu (the male protagonist) didn't log out of the game before maintenance to complete a special mission. When he woke up, he found himself transported to another world. However, it wasn't his soul or his physical body that had transmigrated; it was his game character! The most troublesome thing was that his game character was a girl with very large breasts!

[All-player Lord + System + Survival + Farming + Monster Slaying & Leveling Up + No Couple]

Catastrophe strikes, the starry sky collapses! Zhu Tang, a fanatic of infrastructure games, is forced to log into the perilous "Mist World".

While others start with only a campfire, she starts with a "legendary bed"—once bound, it becomes an immortal resurrection point, ignoring time and instantly returning to her save state? A lazy bum instantly transforms into an "indestructible cockroach"!

Collect resource cards, upgrade your territory core, and build a "paradise for lazy bums" with fresh air and absolute safety, from wilderness camps to the misty capital.

High burst damage, sustained damage, and immunity to fatal blows make enemies grit their teeth in hatred: "If you're so tough, don't go back to bed!"

However, dangers lurk within the mist—the ruthless mist puppets, the resource-hungry iron-fisted governor Kane, the elusive Wanderers Alliance, and... the reborn Lin Ruoxi, who abandoned her scumbag husband and is determined to build a women's city-state.

When the "lying down monster" meets the "career-oriented person", when the Starry Sky Remnants and the Mist Natives fight for the right to survive, when human alchemy touches the bottom line of ethics... the Mist World is rife with undercurrents.

In this misty wilderness that devours reason, can Zhu Tang use her bed and cards to build her immortal city from scratch?

[Multiverse + Reverse Godly Riches + Dihua Style + Hilarious and Refreshing Novel]

Chosen by the gods to become an angel investor in countless worlds, the only condition for returning home is to lose all his money?

The overjoyed office worker Cao Xiaoxia exclaimed, "This can be done with just hands!"

So, full of confidence, he embarked on a spending spree across the myriad worlds, throwing money at the most unreliable projects!

The Fourth Hokage, who believed investing was a sure way to fail, was trying to throw his money away.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully preventing the Nine-Tails' rampage and bringing peace to the ninja world. Your foundation's assets have increased 100 times!]

Sponsoring Bucky the Joker to run a delivery service, waiting for the company to go bankrupt and be liquidated?

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for monopolizing logistics on the Grand Line, becoming the "Fifth Emperor of the Sea," and your group's market value has skyrocketed 1000 times!]

Give Deadpool an unlimited black card so he can squander it as he pleases?

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for creating the world's number one internet celebrity! Your merchandise is selling like hotcakes, and your personal brand value is immeasurable!]

Cao Xiaoxia, seeing his astronomical assets growing ever larger and the progress bar for getting home getting further and further away, finally broke down.

"Please, I beg you! Stop making me money! I just want to go home!"

However, his subordinates, the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix Chick, were filled with admiration:

Orochimaru: "Boss's move may seem absurd, but it's actually using money to force a technological revolution. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!"

Kaguya Shinomiya: "Every money-losing plan of the boss perfectly predicted all the market trends. He is the true god of business!"

Having transmigrated into the body of Hiroshi Nohara's younger brother, a graduate of the University of Tokyo, I was only twenty-five years old when I received an international academic award.

He thought he could sweep through the scientific community with his talent, but he was mercilessly defeated by his five-year-old nephew.

"Uncle doesn't even know Action Kamen, how silly of him—" Shin-chan shook his head and sighed, while the beautiful teachers covered their mouths and chuckled.

Late at night, Nini's mother quietly knocked on the door: "Um... actually, I'm a big fan of your research..."

Suddenly, a shocked gasp came from outside the crack in the door: "Uncle, what's going on?!"

The rating is a bit low right now, that's normal. [System Flow] [Multiple Female Leads] Qian Yelan transmigrates to the Naruto world and obtains a daily settlement system. [Refining chakra for eight hours, gaining 0.01 chakra] [Throwing shuriken 500 times, gaining basic shuriken mastery] [Changing Kushina's kidnapping fate, gaining the Uzumaki physique] The story begins with a red-haired girl who has just transferred to the school walking up to him and asking, "Is anyone here?"

People will eventually be trapped by things they cannot obtain in their youth for the rest of their lives.

If time could turn back and all regrets could be erased, how perfect life would be!

So what are Chen Wenjie's regrets?

I failed to cherish my youth and get into a good university, which led to a mediocre life.

He regretted being both a pure love warrior and a warm-hearted simp back then, which led to him being still single in his forties, eventually ending up poor and destitute.

If given a chance to be reborn, would you change your life and become a billionaire, or have a never-ending relationship with the girl from back then?

Chen Wenjie is unexpectedly reborn in his high school days. Faced with the arrogant and aloof goddess who repeatedly rejects him, he cuts his losses in time. In this life, he will no longer be a pure love warrior or a warm-hearted simp.

Having been reborn, all those childhood sweethearts, white moonlights, cinnabar moles, and treasure girls can go to hell! All I want to do is study hard and make money!

"People will eventually be trapped by what they couldn't get in their youth. If there are regrets in life, why not start over?"

"So that's why you went to the foot massage parlor?"

"Ah, this..."

A large forest has all kinds of birds; a complex human heart has all kinds of people. Some repay kindness with kindness, while others repay goodwill with enmity; some are loyal to the death, while others are two-faced. Observe the affairs of the world to understand the hearts of men. All walks of life, from the three religions to the nine schools of thought, from the five trades to the eight professions, are all in *Pet Master* [Morning Breeze Paradise]

Looking at Ooka Momiji, who bore the titles of 'childhood friend' and 'adopted sister,' Mr. 55, whose body after transmigrating was now named Ooka Takeshi (originally Akai Tsutomu), felt a slight panic. "I have no memories of what happened before I entered the Ooka family. The idea of ​​having an adopted sister I could marry was just a natural progression… So, could you please remove that gun from my temple, Mary?" Mr. 55 said calmly, looking at the girl beside him who was pointing a pistol at his temple.

[Lighthearted/Slice-of-Life/Game Design/Game/Raising/Simulation]

(Minesweeper premise: The female lead doesn't date but gets stalked by career-oriented people. Her behavior doesn't seem like she's involved in something sinister, but her thinking is quite wicked. She often casually torments the chosen one or sets traps for others. She hasn't reached the behind-the-scenes stage yet.)

In the early stages of the game, Su Xiaojun neither died nor was reborn; he just had some unusual dreams while sleeping.

In my dream, my talent was a bit strange. My colleagues were very kind, my seniors were honest and trustworthy, and my juniors were uncompetitive and unscrupulous. I could get whatever I wanted. I kept a shiny slime, a flowering thorn bush, and a gaming-playing pipe cleaner spider...

One day, the game descended upon the world, and mystery began to resurface.

Messenger of Calamity, Dark Lord, Ruler of the World...

These impressive titles gradually spread among the players.

"Let's put another lottery machine at the entrance of Dracula's Castle."

Su Xiaojun, who had become a top-tier game designer, instructed his assistant in this way.

"Yes, sir." The slime, who boasts eighteen titles of demon god and sweeps across the universe, diligently serves as a cushion in the studio.

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[Talent Name]: Hmph (S-Rank)

A sudden inspiration, unprecedented, insatiable desires, greedy, arrogant and disdainful of the world, stubborn and unyielding, a state of utter confusion... But as long as your heart is not evil, no one can do anything to you right now.

Su Xiaojun: Is your talent genuine? Why does that sound like you're insulting me...?