Shortly after his marriage, Lin Jiage was thrown out of his house.
In his quest to return home, he tried every means at his disposal, but to no avail. Eventually, he could only turn his sights to a certain Little Bun.
After listening to Lin Jiage’s proposal, Little Bun shook pinkies with him and replied in an adorable voice, “Deal!”
Thus…
On the night that Little Bun received a robot, he brought Shi Yao to a restaurant and secretly whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to eat with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received an Ultraman figurine, he brought Shi Yao to a swimming complex and whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to swim with you.”
On the night that Little Bun received a toy train set, he brought Shi Yao to a hotel room, gave Lin Jiage a condom, and whispered into his ear, “Daddy, Mommy is here to sleep with you.”
“Your Majesty, someone cursed the Imperial Concubine to be a demon star.”
“Cut his tongue and feed it to dogs.” A certain King said in a light and gentle manner.
“Your Majesty, someone’s hand accidentally bumped into the Imperial Concubine.”
“Chop his hand and feed it to wolves.” In an indifferent manner, a certain King said possessively.
“Your Majesty, someone said that the Imperial Concubine ran away.”
“Ran away?” A certain King’s sharp eyes narrowed, then said with a sneer: “It’s best if she doesn’t get caught by this King, otherwise this King will let her become aware of what ‘wanting to stop but can’t’ means**.
A modern era crossed over to become a wolf-girl. She originally believed that she could dance around with wolves, and in the end she truly did, but this ‘wolf’ was one of those wolves. He was a perverted wolf!!
After her previous life, Lan Ke luckily received an universal trade system, and also a ruthless food waster. After initializing the universal trade, becoming a universe merchant, it was the good days of breezing disasters, face-hitting, embracing handsome men! Though as she got stronger and stronger, she stumbled upon the scary secret of the apocalypse!
[Gourmet Boss FL vs Split Personality ML]
In order to save the family crisis, Li Weiyin had to marry a little older Xu Jiayi, an eight-year-old IQ fool.
After marriage-
On the first day, her husband Ruanmeng Ruanmeng stalked her: “Yinyin, I will be very well-behaved, you have to love me very much.”
Li Weiyin: ╮(╯▽╰)╭
The next day, her husband Gao Leng squinted at her dismissively: “Don’t worry, I’m not interested in the little fool’s woman.”
Li Weiyin: (⊙_⊙)?
On the third day of her husband, the gentleman Qingya was unfamiliar with her: “Who are you and why are you in my room?”
Li Weiyin: (ΩДΩ)
On the fourth day, her husband was frivolous and lazy and secretly sent Qiubo to her: “Tell me, which of the three of them married you back?”
Li Weiyin: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
How can this TM marry a fool, clearly marry a fine!
Zhang Guo Qing, an orphan in the 21st century, and his pregnant wife, Zhou Jiao, are struggling and working hard for their future when suddenly they receive a shocking inheritance. Just as they were rushing to the hospital to give birth, a premeditated car crash kills them and the couple gets sent back to the end of the 1950’s in the Northeast farmlands of China where they are reborn into the bodies of a young couple and the start of a heartwarming story begins to unfold.
Zhou Jiao asks Zhang Guo Qing: “How will we survive the next bitter days with our son?”
Zhang Guo Qing: “Don’t be afraid, I have golden fingers, I will make sure the two of you will eat deliciously and drink spicily.”
Qiao Xia, as TVE’s new entertainment reporter, had a good timing. She accidentally filmed her female cousin and her own fiancee’s scandal. And after one misfortune, a second misfortune got added ! When fighting helplessly alone, Qiao Xia, the pure and innocent little white rabbit, suddenly met the charming and arrogant male god – TVE’s crown prince Mu Liang.
Male God: Marry me.
Male God: I have a house, a car, a good looks, and also an unparalleled IQ. Where will you find such a good man?
Male god: My IQ is 130. Marry me, and you will never be defeated !
Qiao Xia: …So I’m afraid that means you’re not a fool ?
But when she fell in love with the male god and wanted to spend the rest of her life with him, the male god retracted…
Anrgy Qiao Xia : What kind of male god are you, you simply are a scumbag!
Male God: Alright, since you want to get married, I will be a bit unfair to you and marry you.
What Qiao Xia didn’t know was that the male god had kept her in his heart for more than ten years.
“I am your cloud, on which you can stand for the rest of your life, with which do whatever you want, on which you can watch the world’s scenery. Even if you fall, it will fall on me. I will stay with you even in danger.”
The later generations immensely revered Great Wei’s Jianan Emperor. During the period of his reign, Great Wei entered its golden era.
Interestingly, all the records, that glorified his accomplishments unanimously agreed, that Jianan Emperor had only one flaw in his life: He favored only imperial noble consort!
Zhou Tong was very annoyed. She time-traveled out of blue, didn’t even have time to take a breath, and yet, already had to deal with troubles.
What? The original owner of her body was a walk-on cannon fodder*? She couldn’t even be regarded as a second female lead?
Zhou Tong is angry! Change, it must change! This plot needs a beautiful turn around in order to be worthy of sis’s coquettish personality!
This is a story of the unfortunate time-traveling lass, who possessed the body of reborn aboriginal maiden and became the Great Wei’s beloved imperial consort.
Going for a swim, she ends up in an ancient wild Beast World and ends up being brought home by a handsome wolf.
She wants to stick to the handsome wolf, stock some salt, farm some land, look at some handsome men and grow old like that, but the handsome wolf pounces on her every day.
What? He wants her to have babies?
NO~ NO~ NO~ There is no happy ending to interspecies marriages, hurry and let go of me handsome wolf~
Amongst creatures in the Three Realms, I am the Asura. Fighting against the Heaven and the Earth, I am an Immortal! A loser, instructed by Asura Technique accidentally, has embarked on a road of shaking the universe.
In high school, Ling Chen was the most taciturn student in the class, always walking alone with lowered eyebrows and eyes.
The longest sentence Zhu Wenshu ever said to him was just a polite sentence at graduation, “I wish you a bright future, and I will keep in touch in the future.”
Later, Ling Chen really did have a bright future.
He was dubbed a monster rookie when he debuted, sweeping the major music charts, winning various music awards, and was followed by flowers and applause.
It was rumored that Ling Chen’s “Classmate Xiaocan” was written to his first love who had been engraved in his heart.
Friends knew that Zhu Wenshu and Ling Chen were classmates in high school, so they came to gossip: Do you know who his first love was?
Zhu Wenshan shook her head: I don’t know. It might not be from our school.
One day, the class that had been silent for a long time suddenly became active, discussing the hacking of the famous star classmate Ling Chen.
An old classmate privately approached Zhu Wenshu to complain: Thanks to the account hacker, I just found out that my remark in Ling Chen’s Q|Q was “the sixth in the fifth row.” What about you?
Zhu Wenshu laughed out loud, and couldn’t help opening Q|Q, which hadn’t been touched for a long time, and sure enough, she also received the same message.
Ling Chen: Classmate Xiaocan, Part-time Summer Job, Easily Earns 500 RMB a day, Come quickly add my WeChat: JzB1551