When Lu Xinran woke up, she found herself transmigrated into a book and became the real heiress, a vicious cannon fodder who always tried to outdo the fake heiress.
The fake heiress was pampered and elegant, while she was vulgar and rude, a disgrace that the Minister's family was unwilling to mention.
While others were eager to see the Minister's mansion make a fool of itself, Lu Xinran, who had transmigrated into the book, was only interested in gossiping and arguing with everyone and everything.
Her birth mother thought she was vulgar, and she retorted angrily in her heart, "She was born of a mother but not raised by one, is that her fault?"
The servants were snobbish and looked down on her. She opened the gossip-eating system: ["Stealing things from the master's storeroom every day, how come they haven't been handed over to the authorities yet?"]
She was mocked for being impolite when she went out for a stroll, and she retaliated by commenting, "You know, your whole family knows. Your mother and grandfather gave birth to you, your father was cuckolded, and you still call him father, not brother. You're so polite!"
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One day, everyone in the capital suddenly realized that as long as they stood with the second daughter of the Minister's mansion, they could have a juicy story to tell every day, and one different one every time!
As a result, Lu Xinran discovered that she had become inexplicably popular, and everyone liked to crowd around her whenever she went out.
Inside the mansion, her birth mother also hesitantly made new clothes and jewelry for her. The female lead and her mother became the closest of sisters, and the mother even wanted to give the male lead to her!
No need for that, she doesn't like big, fierce dogs, she prefers small, cute dogs!
The person who overheard her thoughts quietly changed their makeup the next day, stunning countless people in the court.
A story of farming in a beast world + 1V N + daily life + mind reading + system + transmigrating into a book. The painter Xia Qingying raises a glass to the bright moon, singing and painting. After five handsome men accompany her, she transmigrates into a beast world as the early-dying cannon fodder fiancée of a villainous boss. She opens her eyes to find herself caught using love potion, and on the verge of exile, she faces a villainous boss with an otherworldly good looks, a perfect figure, and eyes filled with disgust. Xia Qingying screams inwardly: This isn't about being handsome anymore, this is about losing my life! The cold-blooded silver wolf Ye Si coldly looks at her: You wicked female, using such despicable means, you're asking for death! The other bosses also look at her like she's already dead. Her survival instinct is extremely strong; she outwardly sincerely admits her mistakes: It's all my fault, I'm willing to break off the engagement! Inwardly, she screams: I've already proactively admitted my mistakes and broken off the engagement, can't you still send me to the desolate wilderness?! Break off the engagement now! These villains are all crazy, whoever associates with them is doomed! It's such a waste of those perfect eight-pack abs, you can only look but not touch! Suddenly, the five big shots who heard the voices in their hearts blushed bright red: Shameless! Xia Qingying was full of question marks. These people were all sick. "Silver Wolf Ye Si is cold and bloodthirsty, and loves to crush the hearts of his enemies. Feng Chi, that tiger, is arrogant and irritable, and punches people at the drop of a hat. Si Yao, that fox spirit, is a pure young man on the surface but actually cunning and scheming. That eagle is also outrageous, seemingly rational but actually paranoid. And that pitch-black snake is indifferent and sinister. I want to stay away from them and find a gentle and kind love-struck beast husband! Life is different with whom you live." But who knew that all the villains changed their tune: Want to change partners? Dream on! Locked in!
Cheng Yan transmigrated to the Douluo Continent with a system that allows him to designate others to bear the side effects of whatever he does. What? This martial soul can bring the dead back to life, but to practice it, one must first… No problem, I'll handle the miraculous healing, the rest is up to Dai Mubai! What? This soul skill can greatly increase one's charm, but the side effect is becoming Tang San? No problem, I'll attract Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing to confess their feelings, Tang San will bear the side effects, since he's already Tang San! What? This soul bone can make one stronger, but it will ignite one's desires? It's okay, Ma Hongjun was crippled for having evil intentions towards Liu Erlong, it's not like I…
[Magic clashes + Dihua + System + Thrilling read + Deception + Alternate universe + US + Control over everything]
Normal version: Li Hua transmigrates to Detroit, the United States of America, where "the prosperity of the United States is burning, but my homeland is burning." The original body was a low-level redneck and a victim of injustice. Fortunately, he has the Ultimate Deception System. He starts by pretending to be an American colonel and begins a North American comedy!
Advanced version: Standing before you now is: the fake colonel of the Federation, the savior of Maple Leaf Country, the governor chosen by God, the strict father of capitalists, the uncrowned president of the Federation, and the global underground emperor—Watson Lee.
"Who invented the capitalist? Just hit him and you'll get tons of gold coins!"
"I'm letting you make money, and you still want to spend it all yourself? You're just dreaming!"
"What Mayflower descendants? Skyhawk nobles? Sorry, I am... the father of the Federation! The new sun of the Federation!"
Ning Hongzhuo is a Stand user whose ability is to transform his surroundings into a fully realized anime world. For example, he can be crushed into a sheet of paper by a steamroller and immediately regenerate, create portals with simple drawings, or defy common laws of physics. Upon learning he had transmigrated, Ning Hongzhuo was surprised to find that this world actually suited him quite well. There were white-furred creatures that remained unharmed even after being run over by Honkai Beasts, a girl who claimed to have a dual personality and walked the streets wielding a scythe, not to mention the reclusive scientists who oscillated between strange creations and utter madness. Just as Ning Hongzhuo and the like-minded Herrscher of Knowledge, Zhan [New Nine], were...
Lu Lin is reborn into a parallel world. He originally wanted to live a carefree life as a plagiarist, but he was tricked by the big star Yang Mi behind the scenes and made to participate in a dating reality show disguised as a wilderness survival show.
While the other male and female guests were playing romantic first encounter games, Lu Lin made his female partner Liu Tianxian cry as soon as they met!
While the other male and female guests were struggling to survive, Lu Lin fed Liu Tianxian ten pounds, and Liu Tianxian cried again!
While the other male and female guests were suffering from hunger, Lu Lin approached a female guest from another group with a grilled lobster and said, "Madam, you don't want your husband to starve to death, do you?"
...
This is not mainstream entertainment; I hope it makes you laugh.
Altaïr King was completely bewildered when he woke up to find himself transformed into a golden ear of corn in the Terran palace. It was common knowledge that being a member of the Imperial Guard was a high-risk profession. Especially in this dark and cruel future, the laughter of the evil gods was so piercing, and the claws of the aliens so menacing. Fate was capricious, cruel, and bloody, and he was now clad in radiant gold. He pondered whether he would end up being devoured by warp entities or roasted into popcorn by psionic energy, and then stepped out of his dark underground cell. The Imperial Guard was endangered, but not so easy to kill. Before facing his final fate, he still had a chance to begin his adventure. The burning galaxy was still far away, and the most serious problem this novice Imperial Guard now faced was—he was lost in the palace.
[No system + no cuckolding + multiple female leads + scumbag boyfriend + chaotic love triangle + mishap + ex-wife chasing after her husband from beginning to end]
Six years of relationship shattered with his wife's suggestion of a fake divorce.
Hearing his wife address other men as "senior" repeatedly, Zhao Lin'an agreed to the divorce without hesitation, but... how can a divorce be real or fake?
But after the divorce, his ex-wife was filled with deep regret.
...
After the divorce, Zhao Lin'an could never go back to the way things were.
The three stunning beauties of the Luo family, the alluring fox demon twins, the persistent ex-wife, the college classmate who ran away with her child...
"Ke Yan, she's my ex-wife, she has dirt on me! So you can understand me, right?"
"President Luo, I am absolutely sincere towards you. I just wanted to help Keyan with her treatment. Perhaps she has misunderstood."
"Chairman, don't you understand my feelings? Sometimes, even pretending is exhausting!"
"Zhiyan, it's all the Luo family threatening me. Don't worry, you're the only one in my heart."
"Lulu, you've never been a mistress or a concubine; you're the only one in my heart!"
"Your Highness, you've misunderstood. How could I possibly have another woman? Put down your sword!"
...
Zhao Lin'an has become a master of time management.
Then one day, they met up.
The whole thing went wrong; Zhao Lin'an's world collapsed.
(No system + no rebirth + daily life in urban and rural areas + twins + lighthearted and cheerful + sweet. Not a single female lead, both female leads are virgins.)
Due to a coincidence and an accident, Zhou Tian had a one-night stand with his ex-girlfriend's twin sister.
Zhou Tian, who thought he would be humanely destroyed, never expected things to develop the way they did later.
...
Jiang Xueer: Zhou Tian, tell me, who's prettier, me or my sister?
Zhou Tian: Just as beautiful
Jiang Xueer: This is so perfunctory! The nurse outfit and Thai massage tonight are canceled!
Zhou Tian: Oh dear, I didn't try to brush you off. Don't you and your sister look exactly alike? You're twins!
Jiang Xueer: You're not serious! My eyebrows are clearly thicker than my sister's, my breasts are bigger, and my butt is rounder. I'm not even getting a maid outfit or a bath with my sister tomorrow night!
Jiang Xueer: Zhou Tian, tell me the truth, is it only because I look almost exactly like my sister that you like me? Have you ever fantasized about winning over both of us, or even both of us?
Zhou Tian: ...Don't try to smear me, you're the one who thought that way.
Jiang Xueer: Hehe, you even know that?
Zhou Tian: !!!
Xiao Dong transmigrated to Douluo Continent and became the 100,000-year-old Soul-Devouring Spider King, but accidentally took the shape of Bibi Dong during his transformation and was also bound to a Saint Mother System!
"Ding~ The host has been detected to have committed too many killings!"
Please repent and reform, and become the most loving saint in the Douluo Continent!
Penalty for failure...
Xiao Dong: "???"
This book is also known as *Douluo: The Holy Mother Spider God*, *My System is Little Blackie*, and *About the Soul-Devouring Spider Emperor's Transformation*.