[Multiverse + Reverse Godly Riches + Dihua Style + Hilarious and Refreshing Novel]
Chosen by the gods to become an angel investor in countless worlds, the only condition for returning home is to lose all his money?
The overjoyed office worker Cao Xiaoxia exclaimed, "This can be done with just hands!"
So, full of confidence, he embarked on a spending spree across the myriad worlds, throwing money at the most unreliable projects!
The Fourth Hokage, who believed investing was a sure way to fail, was trying to throw his money away.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully preventing the Nine-Tails' rampage and bringing peace to the ninja world. Your foundation's assets have increased 100 times!]
Sponsoring Bucky the Joker to run a delivery service, waiting for the company to go bankrupt and be liquidated?
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for monopolizing logistics on the Grand Line, becoming the "Fifth Emperor of the Sea," and your group's market value has skyrocketed 1000 times!]
Give Deadpool an unlimited black card so he can squander it as he pleases?
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for creating the world's number one internet celebrity! Your merchandise is selling like hotcakes, and your personal brand value is immeasurable!]
Cao Xiaoxia, seeing his astronomical assets growing ever larger and the progress bar for getting home getting further and further away, finally broke down.
"Please, I beg you! Stop making me money! I just want to go home!"
However, his subordinates, the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix Chick, were filled with admiration:
Orochimaru: "Boss's move may seem absurd, but it's actually using money to force a technological revolution. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!"
Kaguya Shinomiya: "Every money-losing plan of the boss perfectly predicted all the market trends. He is the true god of business!"
People will eventually be trapped by things they cannot obtain in their youth for the rest of their lives.
If time could turn back and all regrets could be erased, how perfect life would be!
So what are Chen Wenjie's regrets?
I failed to cherish my youth and get into a good university, which led to a mediocre life.
He regretted being both a pure love warrior and a warm-hearted simp back then, which led to him being still single in his forties, eventually ending up poor and destitute.
If given a chance to be reborn, would you change your life and become a billionaire, or have a never-ending relationship with the girl from back then?
Chen Wenjie is unexpectedly reborn in his high school days. Faced with the arrogant and aloof goddess who repeatedly rejects him, he cuts his losses in time. In this life, he will no longer be a pure love warrior or a warm-hearted simp.
Having been reborn, all those childhood sweethearts, white moonlights, cinnabar moles, and treasure girls can go to hell! All I want to do is study hard and make money!
"People will eventually be trapped by what they couldn't get in their youth. If there are regrets in life, why not start over?"
"So that's why you went to the foot massage parlor?"
"Ah, this..."
Sui Qi transmigrated into an interstellar world and became a vicious, love-struck idiot with a terrible reputation, burdened with five million in debt.
She is about to embark on a 21-day post-apocalyptic survival challenge. Success will earn her ten million interstellar coins, enough not only to pay off her debts but also to allow her to live a life of leisure.
The problem is, no one wants to team up with her, and she can't start the game without a full four-person team.
However, all the players avoided her like the plague, so Sui Qi decided to rely on herself and successfully teamed up with three other players who were also unwanted.
An anemic cool guy who faints when hungry, a gloomy teenager with a prosthetic limb, and a nine-year-old girl who is losing her baby teeth.
Netizens exclaimed that they were doomed and were waiting for the "useless team" to be eliminated.
But ironically, they are the most promising.
Anemic cool guy can take on three people at once!
A teenager with a prosthetic leg ruthlessly attacked people!
A nine-year-old girl is the strongest fighter!
Sui Qi, whom everyone sees as a vicious, love-obsessed man, is actually a survival expert!
The entire "Useless Squad" went on a killing spree, attacking any player who dared to challenge them.
Even Lian Jue, the game god admired by all players, suffered a tragic fate.
The useless squad is invincible throughout the game. When they're bored, they get together every night to play a game of tag, and whoever they tag dies.
Netizens exclaimed in shock: "What happened to the supposedly useless team? How come they're all ruthless?!"
Players are devastated: "Isn't this a survival game? When did it turn into a death game?!"
Finally, all the players crowdfunded ten million, which they offer with both hands, begging Sui Qi to be lenient.
Sui Qi accepted the money and said quietly, "A ceasefire today, we'll continue tomorrow."
All the players simultaneously fell back in laughter: "Truly vicious!"
Zhou Yu transmigrates to a supernatural anime world, inherits a demon-slaying agency, and activates a system.
A terrible start?! Zhou Yu: Damn it? Time to wash up and go to sleep. Luckily, the beautiful woman possessed by the evil spirit generously offered her help.
[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Lightning Thunder Fist...] I've stood up!
A widow possessed by an evil spirit, a beautiful young woman tainted with resentment, a tsundere classmate, a beautiful girl wielding a hatchet... Slit-mouthed woman: Wait until I regain my strength... (Woof woof woof!)
In his previous life, Lin Yu was an editor for the variety show "Running Man." Due to the sudden "Chicken Brother" incident, Lin Yu worked overtime all night and died suddenly.
In this life, Lin Yu transmigrates and is reborn as a popular young idol, who is appointed as a regular guest on the variety show "Running Man" in a time of crisis.
The [Eye-Catching Pack] system was activated, and the art style changed drastically.
Bai Lu: Lin Yu, I heard you have eight-pack abs?
Song Yuqi: Can I touch it?
Lin Yu: Sure, but that will be at a different price!
director:???
audience:???
Director: Can you demonstrate your personal skills?
Lin Yu: I can sing and dance!
Those present felt a chill run down their spines upon hearing this. The last person to say such a thing had already been banned. They were afraid to speak carelessly!
Immediately afterwards,
Lin Yu picked up the microphone and adjusted his pace.
"I didn't have any drugs, I didn't have any drugs."
"Bu liu biu, bu liu biu"
"Dinosaurs fight wolves, fight wolves, fight dinosaurs, fight wolves, fight wolves!"
"......"
Everyone: ? ? ?
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi suddenly sat up in the middle of the night: "Is he sick?!"
Chu Ge, codenamed "Maotai" for his distillery. Known as a walking, mobile arsenal, the magician of the end of the century, the best gynecologist in Beika City, the most handsome guy at Teitan University, and the most famous speedrunner in Beika City...
[Breaking News: The Lost Bamboo Forest is filled with the noise of playing cards at night; the Scarlet Devil Mansion is buying large quantities of fashionable stockings from the dungeon; and the Hakurei Shrine is ablaze with green light. The notorious Black and White Thieves are repeatedly failing and their legs are trembling as they leave the cabin; the little girl who calls herself an S-class hero is exhausted and loses her focus. The purple-haired girl who can create monsters teams up with the puppeteer of the Magic Forest to create Mechagodzilla, which then engages in a duel with the three alien sisters. Is all of this a scheme by Mu Huai to overthrow the Yakumo family and achieve harem domination throughout Gensokyo, or is the Moon Princess pulling the strings under his table? To find out what happens next, please buy the next issue of the newspaper!] Kaguya tossed the newspaper in front of Mu Huai, squinting as she asked, "You're that shrine maiden's fiancé, isn't it a bit much to be flirting around like this?" "What flirting? This is all you and Yukari made me do! I'm doing this to save Gensokyo!" Mu Huai said, taking a sip of his goji berry tea, and replied confidently, "To save Gensokyo, I've traveled through worlds day and night, working tirelessly. Even if I haven't done anything particularly meritorious, I've certainly put in the effort. You can't just slander me like this!" (Two completed novels, each over a million words. Please feel free to add them to your collection and follow along! Author: Iron-Blooded Harem Man!)
Tang Jie, a professional time traveler who was crushed to death by steel at a construction site, once became the ultimate boss in the Black Robe Universe by relying on Compound No. 5 and the Three-Part Returning Qi.
Now he has landed in the Marvel Universe and decided to go back to his old ways—starting a company called Vought, which specializes in "packaging" superheroes.
Is Iron Man planning to make an autobiographical movie?
Spider-Man wants an endorsement fee?
Does Thor need image management?
No problem, as long as you sign the contract, even a superhero can become a top star!
But Tang Jie's real purpose is not just to make money and fame. With a superhero license in his left hand and a cunning plan in his right, he is preparing to stir up a hilarious and chaotic business storm in the Marvel Universe...
[Various martial arts novels, Uncle Nine series, Naruto, One Piece, Harry Potter, Jade Dynasty, Chinese Paladin, Jade Dynasty, Primordial Gods, Journey to the West...]
Cao Fei in the Martial World (Awakened Golden Finger: Sharing (allows Cao Fei from all worlds to share all the talents of others), his life goal is to live a carefree life in the Martial World)
Naruto's Cao Fei (Awakened cheat: Inclusivity (allows the protagonist to use the energy of any world). His life goal is to live a carefree life in the Naruto world.)
Source Star Cao Fei (Awakened Golden Finger: Deduction (similar to heaven-defying comprehension, at the cost of consuming energy), his life goal is to live a carefree life in the Source Star world)
Pirate Cao Fei (Awakened Golden Finger: Price Reversal, Life Goal is to Live Freely in the Pirate World)
Cao Fei in Demon Slayer (Awakened cheat: Breathing Mastery, goal is to live a carefree life in the Demon Slayer world)
Marvel's Cao Fei (Awakened cheat: shooting proficiency, life goal is to live a carefree life in Marvel)
DC Cao Fei (Awakened Golden Finger: Super-fast Self-Healing and Regeneration)
The main god Cao Fei (I haven't figured out how to make this up yet).
Super God Cao Fei (I haven't figured out how to make this up yet)
Cao Fei, the Tomb Raider (I haven't figured out how to make this up yet)
Cao Fei in the world of Uncle Nine (Awakening the cheat ability of dual cultivation, the more he does it, the stronger his life cultivation becomes).
Harry Potter Cao Fei (Awakened cheat: photographic memory, goal is to learn all magic)
Cao Fei, a character from the Hong Kong variety show "Zombie Contract" (Awakened Golden Finger: Teleportation)
Cao Fei of the Siheyuan (I haven't figured out how to make this up yet)
Cao Fei in "Zhu Xian" (Awakened Golden Finger: (Having not yet figured out how to write it))
Cao Fei, an ordinary man (Awakened cheat: Matter Conversion)
Battle Through the Heavens: Cao Fei (Alchemy Talent)
Dragon Ball's Cao Fei (Awakened Talent: Scientific Research)
Cao Fei from "Covering the Sky" (Awakened Talent: Energy Absorption)
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