In his first month back in the modern world, Lin Muran picked up a girl at a comic convention—one who claimed to be a dragon.
“Life is but a dream, and humans are like specks of dust. Why do mortals always stare at half-naked women in paintings? How pitiful...”
“Put down that dakimakura first, then we’ll talk.”
In his second month, he ran into a girl at his doorstep, her smile clearly forced, held in place by her own fingers.
“Master said... if I register as a monster girl here, I can eat for free. Is that true?” the girl named Di Hou asked while maintaining her painfully fake grin.
“First of all, we already have one freeloader at home.”
By the third month, the door was knocked on yet again—this time, by a seemingly elegant older girl who claimed to be his number one anti-fan.
"Papa Lin, how about we collaborate on a Birdkin’s Tale? Guaranteed hit!"
"Honestly, I preferred it when you and your troll army were just roasting me in the comments."
In the era of rising traffic, Jiang Xiubai finally embarked on the road he had dreamed of. Traffic or acting? Jiang Xiubai: I want both! …… "How can this guy be so lucky? Every movie he stars in is a hit?" "Wow, brother is so handsome! Brother, don't worry! Baicha will always be with you!" …….
As the general affairs director of the Student Union of Shuchiin, Sakurai Saki is very satisfied with her current life.
Listen carefully during school hours.
After school - tutoring the five sisters of the Nakano family from Monday to Wednesday.
Thursday and Friday work as a rental boyfriend, contributing my own love to the world.
Back home.
Go to bed on time before 12 o'clock every night and never leave fatigue to the next day.
My favorite person is Fujiwara Chika.
I am currently in a good relationship with her and am waiting for her confession.
The person who was happiest in the conversation was Hayasaka Ai, who was currently in a good relationship and was waiting for her confession
Ge Li, a graduate of the 2000 class in Beitong, received the golden finger 【 Daily Intelligence System 】, and has since become the intelligence king in the entertainment industry
what? 《 Sui Tang heroes preach 》 crew selection, Yu Wenchengdu, this role seems to be suitable for me
what? The base price of the brand's endorsement is 3 million per year. By the way, the broker's offer price is low, and quickly raise it up
what? The female star intends to secretly shoot me and her intimate video as a handle by the pinhole camera in the room.
what? !
The price of houses in the capital fell in 2022, from a peak of 100,000 to 80,000. This is also called intelligence. Is this a prophecy?
He was told he only had three months to live.
But there is always a way out, Lin Xiao awakened the super star training system.
The system not only helps him cure his terminal illness, but also makes him a world-famous superstar.
It’s just...the tasks assigned by this system are so strange?
Go explore a haunted house where someone has died.
Combing my hair in front of the mirror in the middle of the night.
Fight against a psychopathic killer.
System, are you sure you want to heal me, not kill me?
The audience watched Lin Xiao screaming as he was chased by the female ghost in red.
They all exclaimed, wondering who this boy was and how he could have such superb acting skills at such a young age?
Lin Xiao yelled, "Fuck you! If you have the time, can you please call a Taoist priest to come to me first? I'm waiting online, urgent!!!"
After crossing over, I also turned into a slime named Rimuru… I thought I had crossed into the anime “Moe King”, but as a result, you actually told me that this is the world of “Xingyue”!
However… Rimuru immediately found out that it was not the “great sage” of the original “Meng Wang” that he acquired his unique skills, but a “great actor”!
Play the role of Enkidu in front of Ishtar and Jin Shining, the character is 100% compatible, and get the inherent Noble Phantasm: the wisdom of the people, the lock of the sky.
Play as the real person of Cihang in front of Shi Huangdi and Jing Ke, with a 100% character fit, and obtain the inherent skill: Immortal Body.
Playing Satan and confronting Jesus in Bethlehem, playing Zhao Yun and Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms of Xingyue…
and many more……
Playing Guinevere in front of Arturia? Playing Saito Guidie in front of Oda Nobunaga? What’s happening here……
Am I not a man? !
…
So in a certain Holy Grail War, Rimuru, who came as a “Faker”, found that he had more and more acquaintances in the Holy Grail War circle, and he (she) looked at her as if something was wrong…
ps; there is a typo that may affect reading
After crossing into a parallel world without the concept of anime, Xu Feng played countless classic roles in the entertainment industry for ten years and eventually became a generation of male god.
However, just after he reached the peak, he decided to direct and act in his own film, and the first work he filmed was "Bleach", in which he played the role of... Aizen Sosuke!
"When did you have the illusion that I didn't use the mirror flower and water moon?"
One after another, classic characters responded.
Dio Brando: "Smash Varudo! Stop time!"
Light Yagami: "I am the god of the new world!"
Okabe Rintaro: "Everything is the choice of Steins;Gate."
(Parallel world) + (Director's text) + (Reasonable) + (Not melodramatic)
In 2025, Su Hao, who had just finished watching "Nezha 2", unexpectedly traveled to a person with the same name and surname in a parallel world after a sleep.
What Su Hao faced was the bankruptcy of his family business, high debts, and his parents being forced to jump off a building.
Even the only property left to him by his parents was taken away.
However, as a time traveler, he also brought with him the scripts and storyboards of all the movies on Earth.
What a incredible start!
Faced with the crowd of people collecting debts, he took out the script of "Hachiko: A Dog's Story", gambled his last bit of dignity, and filmed a 30-minute public service announcement.
The night the ad was released, the entire internet was in tears.
From the war fairy tale of "Life is Beautiful" to the dramatic life of "Farewell My Concubine", from the counterattack of "The Pursuit of Happyness" to the freedom fable of "The Shawshank Redemption" - he used movies on earth to rave about the box office and won five Oscars.
Thirty years later, when a reporter asked him if he had made a movie about his legendary experience, he laughed.
"Of course, I've already picked a name."
"Just call him."
"The Shawshank Redemption"
Xu Can traveled through the Beijing Film Academy in 2006, offended a big boss and was banned;
Run went to North America and awakened his full-level acting skills, and auditioned for Spider-Man!
"Spider-Man" is a global hit, and Xu Can's first screen work shocked the world!
From then on , he embarked on the road to dominate Hollywood!
His tap dance in "La La Land" set off a wave of musicals!
He is the killer who avenges the dog in "John Wick "!
He played the role of Ugly in "The Dark Knight" and conquered the Oscars!
He fully acquired Marvel DC and built an American comic movie empire!
"The Avengers" and "Justice League", the top of the global box office list are all produced by Xu Can!
"Interstellar", "The Three-Body Problem", "Inception"... Xu Can's movies have begun to dominate the global reputation list again!
Cameron, Spielberg, and Nolan all shouted: Hollywood will be surnamed Xu!
And Xu Can is hugging Taylor Swift, Gadot, Black Widow and other beauties on a yacht to have a party... "Line up obediently, let me come one by one"
In an era when Bruce Lee has passed away and Jackie Chan is getting older, the world needs new action superstars.
Lin Yuan was reborn in the year 2000, and became an action actor with a golden finger that allows him to become stronger after completing difficult action scenes.
Starting from the crew of "Fast and Furious", he successively starred in "Pirates of the Caribbean", "The Matrix", "Avengers"...
step by step, he became a legendary superstar.
Is he the pinnacle of action actors?
No, he is at the top!
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Candidates for the female lead: Liu Tianxian, Taylor Swift, Black Widow, Aragaki’s wife, Yuanyuan, Mi Mi, …