Life was supposed to be peaceful, but then he met a red-eyed girl who called herself Lucifer, and things started to get weird. Strange characters started to appear in the shop: a birdman with a circular fluorescent light on his head, a loser who was too lazy to walk and just floated around on his sword, and a lolita leader who blew up his room again... well, it was just a normal day.
[There are only four heroines, the others are all losers!!!]
[Daily Life] + [Slightly Yandere] + [No System] + [Funny] + [Nonsense] + [Pleasant Character] + [Slow-burning Plot]
After Lin Lu traveled through time, he accidentally became the lowest-level civil servant among the gods - the God of Land.
Already tired of the chaos between immortals and mortals, he deliberately concealed his strength, wanting only to live a miserable life and wait for death.
But when he looked down, he realized that his iron rice bowl was actually filled with gigolo money?!
Nine-tailed Fox: You have to eat this free meal even if you don’t want to!!
Boss Ji Linglong: As long as you obey me, I guarantee you will enjoy endless wealth and glory!
Evil Beast Qilin: Come here and lie down, okay! It’s my turn to play next!
Bush, through the door. I just want to be a quiet, handsome guy. What are you all doing here? Are you trying to beat the royalists? Help! I'm surrounded by them!
Every time you travel through a new world, you become a strange character or even a non-character.
Talking Tom, Knight, Witch, Slime, Snow King...
Ding Hai was also forced to start a wandering life in the heavens and all realms.
When he turned into Tom Cat, he received an invitation letter to Hogwarts School.
Then, the adventure of the fun people began...
Ye Jiangnan opened a store.
The customers in the store were very strange.
There is a three-year-old little girl,
There was an eighteen-year-old beggar,
There was a thirty-year-old monk,
There is a forty-year-old emperor,
There was a fifty-year-old Taoist priest,
There are sixty-year-old...
There are seventy-year-old...
…
There are hundreds of years old...
The customers are all weird, there are children, teenagers, middle-aged and old people, and everyone of them is weird.
Three-year-old girl: "My grandfather is Li Shimin!"
18-year-old beggar: "My father is Huang Yaoshi!"
Thirty-year-old monk: "My disciple is called Sun Wukong!"
The forty-year-old emperor: "My Great Qin will be immortal forever!"
Fifty-year-old Taoist priest: "This zombie..."
[Pokémon, Pokémon, Gym Leaders, Play Games to Become Stronger]
Su Ming travels to the elf world and inherits a gym at the beginning, but he will be disqualified from building the gym due to lack of strength.
Just when Su Ming was about to give up and lay down, he discovered that his handheld game could be synchronized with reality!
Since then, a gym leader with a strange style has appeared!
While lying in the gym playing the game, game prompts kept appearing:
[Congratulations on defeating the wild Dragonite and Dodo, gaining a lot of experience and upgrading your Pokémon's level!]
[You use the full-blood resurrection herb, and the elves that have lost their combat ability are restored to their peak state! ]
[Your game treasure hunter has found a treasure, and you have obtained the item Rainbow Feather! ]
[You used the enhanced Master Ball and successfully subdued the mythical beast!]
…
The four kings of the league and the champion were completely stunned:
"Gym Master Su Ming spends all day lying around in the gym playing games. How did he suddenly become invincible?"
In a parallel world, the game Genshin Impact released a brand new character in version 4.0: Yuntian, the polearm-wielding Yuntian! Players are unanimous about his strength...
[It has health recovery, damage, dominance, displacement, range, and tracking! This is a true hexagonal warrior!]
[Wow, this character's passive is a perfect match for Fufu!]
[Well, I can only say that this is the perfect couple for me! Yunfu is awesome!]
[Looks great, right? You can only draw one! Because they're both in the same card pool! (Smile)]
..........
On the continent of Teyvat...
Yuntian: Um...I think it’s too early to talk about some things?
Fukaros: But she already likes you! You can't escape, so just accept your fate!
Navellette: (Silence) (Nods)
Yuntian: But I really didn’t think about these things!
(It starts with a slow tempo, and the sinner dances and begins to confess his love)
He accidentally got a game with a wonderful script: demons, ghosts, monsters, devils... It led Wang Hao to an unexpected path.
This is a journey across dimensions. We explore the unknown, but we gain more unknowns; we resist fear, but we gain more fear.
[When humans lose their way in the darkness, I will become their pioneer, burning my heart and bones to illuminate the way forward! ]
(Starting as an emperor + system recruiting disciples + invincible + decisive killing + huge world view!)
Qin Tianyang traveled to the Xuanchen Continent one day and became the youngest leader of the Daoji Sect.
After playing badly and signing in for twenty years, he finally became the emperor!
Then the disciple recruitment system was opened, and all the geniuses of the ages took their seats!
Eldest disciple: Forbidden sword body, feared by the heaven, one sword cuts through the era!
Second disciple: Nine Yang Divine Pupil, extremely yang and extremely strong, wherever its gaze passes, everything turns to ashes!
The third disciple: bloodline of the Golden Emperor Dragon, a relic of ancient times, the king of all beasts!
The fourth disciple: Xuanyin Immortal Body, the most yin and the most gentle, the ultimate mystery of the Nine Yins!
The fifth disciple: an immortal holy body, surging blood and energy, an invincible body that will last forever!
......
Countless years later, people were surprised to find that these eternal geniuses and evildoers all came from the same master.
Qin Tianyang's name resounds throughout the heavens and all realms!
Traveling through the world of immortal heroes, you're poorly qualified, your path to immortality cut off, and reduced to sweeping the floor at the Jingyun Sect's library. A life of mediocrity, with no hope of immortality? Awakening the God-level Sign-in System!
"Congratulations to the host for signing in for the first time and obtaining the perfect-level technique "Nine Transformations of the True Spirit"
Staying in the library, sweeping the floor and signing in, I live a happy life.
Until one day, the world of immortal cultivation changed dramatically. The evil demons invaded in large numbers and attacked Jingyun Sect. They encountered Lin Cheng who was sweeping the floor and said, "Move aside! You are disturbing me while I am sweeping the floor!"
Yi Chen, the former best slacker in the company, traveled to the pirate world and replaced a naval lieutenant. He then obtained a pleasure system. As long as he is in a good mood, he can gain pleasure points. [Ding!] [The host leaves work on time. You can be late, but you cannot leave late!] [The host is detected to be in a good mood, pleasure value +20] You can participate in the lottery after collecting 1,000 pleasure points. Drawing a god-level item will greatly improve your strength. [Congratulations to the host for drawing a god-level golden item: the magic sword Thousand Blades.] [When the host holds the Thousand Blades, he will master swordsmanship that does not belong to this world. The higher the star level, the stronger the swordsmanship. Currently mastered swordsmanship: Breathing School, Zanpakutsu