As a child, he was chased all over the place by the neighbor's goose. He was always worried about being attacked by dogs when he walked down the street. After growing up, he became a zoologist and participated in scientific research. Even elk would avoid him from 800 meters away just by smelling him. He was hit by stones thrown by monkeys and attacked by wolves at night. As someone whose physique was cursed and who was extremely disliked by animals, Su Yun suddenly felt like he had chosen the wrong major. He suddenly felt confused about his work and what path he should take in the future.

Just when he felt abandoned by God, a lifeline finally appeared in front of him.

[Teyvat time travel + Cute Doll + Klee's appearance + Super fun!]

Li Fusheng angrily smashed his phone because he had misjudged the situation. He was originally going to Teyvat to become a Descendant, but the Godslayer World intercepted him.

With the Wish System at my fingertips, I can summon Klee right from the start and give the world of Godslayer a little Teyvat shock!

Zhao Kongcheng: "Watch closely, this strike is going to be very cool..."

"Wow, it's a dare!"

"Σ(°Д°; Why are there children here?")

Ghost-Faced King: "Hehehe~"

"I'll blow you up, you ugly QQ person!"

Old Zhao: "Hey, Captain, you might not believe it, but come see for yourself..."

Li Fusheng: "A god? Does Grandpa Zhong count as one? I don't know about the Divine Ruins or anything like that, but he sent an immortal to help me. Look, the one drinking coconut milk over there is one."

Fufu: "The mystery of another world? Boring, I want to see rivers of blood!"

Nasita: "Strange knowledge has increased again."

From then on, Squad 136 became professional babysitters, because who could resist a little zombie drinking coconut milk?

Yunyi was struck by ball lightning and woke up to find himself in a perilous primeval forest. No system, no cheat codes, until he saw that wild boar… and an absurd thought popped into his head: Could I have become Steve?

(P.S.: Don't blame me for not warning you, this is poop. If you want to eat it, don't write a review.)

When you accidentally pick up a Rapeseed Flower Blade, you arrive in a Honkai world that hasn't collapsed yet, and your future destinies become intertwined, except that the way you open it is a bit strange.

(PS: There are tokusatsu elements and some character breakdowns. If you're interested, give it a try. If you're not, just leave. Anyway, I'm just doing this out of love and I won't get anything in return. No matter how much you complain, it won't affect me.)

[A lazy, good-natured protagonist + a story of showing off and slapping faces + a satisfying read] Jiang Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world, becomes the villain in the book, and unexpectedly awakens a lazy system.

If you can get stronger by slacking off, who would bother with anything?

Villain? Who's the villain? I'm going to sue you for defamation. I'm a slacker.

Jiang Chen never expected that he would become invincible while he was wielding his power, and that without him, the plot would collapse.

"Successfully abandoned. Congratulations, host, on obtaining the Immortal Slaughtering Sword Formation."

"Successfully abandoned your post. Congratulations to the host on your advancement to Immortal Emperor."

"Successfully abandoned. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Immortal King Weapon, the Universe Realm."

Wait a minute, it's been years since we last saw the main character, how come you haven't improved at all?

Oh no, aren't you the female leads? Why are you guys throwing yourselves at me?

"Clan Chief, something terrible has happened! Uchiha Itachi has been beaten to death in the street by the clan members!" "Huh? Nonsense! I just pulled him out this morning." "Then I must be mistaken. Maybe Uchiha Obito is dead." "What nonsense are you talking about!" "Clan Chief, I'm not lying to you! Anyway, one of them is dead! I can't tell if it's Itachi or Obito." Uchiha Tetsu rushed to the scene. That brat was indeed talking nonsense; both of them were clearly dead. "Sasuke, I need your 'pretending to be cool' for this mission." "Itachi, Obito, I'm the clan leader and you're sweeping the streets, it's all for the clan's benefit~" "Madara, just unleash your ultimate move!" "Shisui, use your Kotoamatsukami to make her fall in love with me! Wait, what do you mean she already loves me?" "Sarazana, Hikari, I don't offer pineapple heads here." "Uchiha Ban? Nice name, you should practice your elbow strikes more!" "Tajima! Madara! Fugaku! I'm the Uchiha clan leader, not you!" (Various anime, multiverse, ensemble cast, farming, slice-of-life, comedy) (First world: Demon Slayer) (Subsequent worlds: Type-Moon's Fate series, Overlord, Attack on Titan, Mushoku Tensei)

[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

Transmigrated Ye Ning acquires a cheat-like ability: he can become the Heavenly Emperor after death. Thus, he begins a reckless and dangerous path. However, he soon discovers this world is poisonous. The Empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty declares, "Meeting Ye Ning is the beginning of my demise; if he dies, I will not live on alone." A Celestial Lord from the Upper Realm says, "Most people in this world are indifferent, but only Lord Ye has never rejected me, so I will protect him with my life." Billions of humans think, "Everyone in this world needs..."</p>

(No system + villainous protagonist + ensemble cast) (PS: Several million-word HP novels already exist, feel free to read) Kong En, Chinese. He entered Hogwarts in 1971 and, after graduating from Slytherin, joined the Ministry of Magic as an outstanding graduate. Using his memories, he helped Fudge become the thirty-second Minister for Magic, earning him a close confidant. To counterbalance Dumbledore, Fudge sent him to Hogwarts as a "Senior Investigator," while Kong En, seeking further advancement within the Ministry, chose to use extreme exam-oriented education methods to rapidly improve student grades, thus enhancing his own political standing. "Now, I will issue the Ministry of Magic's 'Education Order No. 23'!" "Hogwarts will be under closed, centralized management." "Boys will have buzz cuts, girls will have short, shoulder-length hair, uniform hairstyles, uniform clothing." "Timers will be installed in the toilets." "Male..."