Wen Wan, who died suddenly from overwork in her previous life, became a concubine of a first-class general and refused to be involuted.
The general went out to fight for three years, and she just lay around for three years, living a carefree and comfortable life.
Until the old lady had a nightmare, in which she dreamed that the general died in the battlefield without even a descendant.
The old lady decided to let the mistress take the two concubines to the border for breeding.
On the way, Wen Wan and her mistress were separated by bandits and were rescued by a young lieutenant.
The young captain was trapped on the hilltop, with only 100 of his own men and 3,000 of the enemy.
He held the knife to her neck and said, "Rather than falling into the hands of the enemy and being tortured to death, it is better to kill you with a knife first to free you."
Wen Wan: Thank you, you are such a nice person!
She steeled herself and timidly said, "I know a thing or two about using fewer troops against more. How about I give it a try?"
Thus, a small team of one hundred people broke out of the siege and became famous in one battle.
Due to the abnormal deaths of war horses in the military camp, Wen Wan wrote an article "On Postpartum Care of War Horses", which doubled the number of war horses in one year.
One day, Wen Wan successfully seduced the young captain and made some bold statements.
"Just wait, I'll go back and divorce my husband. Then I'll use his money to support you and let you live a life of luxury!"
Later, Wen Wan discovered that the husband she wanted to divorce was the young lieutenant...
The general smiled, "I heard... you want to divorce me?"
Wen Wan: “…”
Haibara's high school teaching record is less than ideal. As a young high school teacher, her class has a very high rate of absenteeism, tardiness, and early departures. While the students appear well-behaved and obedient, they secretly save the world as magical girls. To reduce her class's absenteeism and get all the slacking magical girls back to school, Haibara decides to debut as a villainous magical girl. However, there's a problem with this process: the beautiful high school principal flirts with her. The magical girl queen views her as her undefiled white moonlight. And the villainous female leader of the villainous organization secretly desires her. "Teacher Haibara, you don't want your classmates to know you're a villain, do you?" Eventually, even her students begin to show their filial piety. The succubus teacher's path, a dignified series!
When Earth has Sentinels, will Morgana still be free?
When the Earth has an Infinity Gauntlet, the kind inlaid with gems, will the Void and Anti-Void still be so powerful?
Now that the Earth has a protagonist, will it be divided up among the gods?
Zhang Zheng: "System, system."
system:……
This is a story about a system that disappears after sending out novice gift packs, and a man who spends all day thinking about his wife, children, and warm bed, and travels to the Super Seminary.
After finishing the main text, I will write about the world I promised my book friends: Under One Person, Douluo Dalu, and Marvel Cinematic Universe, in that order.
Recommend a novel of your own, "Super Seminary Magician"
The Worst System
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If the world lacked someone, it would be different, but it would still function normally. But if a person gave up on doing certain things and thinking certain thoughts, could they still be considered complete? So troublesome—Yi Sheji, a high school student who sighed all day, had spent sixteen years in peace. Although he had no envy for others and no energy at all, he still burned with the so-called passion of youth without realizing it.
Wang Xiaowen, a baby with all his memories, was a nurse. His mother, his father's second wife, relentlessly brainwashed him daily—"You have a bad brother, a real showoff! He's the most attention-seeker in the neighborhood!" "When he was born, he even had a dream about a fairy appearing in his mind, making your father treat him like a baby!" "Not only did your father name him 'Yun' (likely a character for 'Xiangyun'), he even changed the name of his residence to Ruiyun Tower!" "Pah!" Wang Xiaowen, still nursing, understood. His mother was following the same playbook of a wicked stepmother and mean stepson. His unlucky brother's name was Wang Yun! Well, after all, she was his own mother, so of course she'd side with her relatives. *Not long after, Wang Xiaowen heard his father holding him and introducing his unlucky brother, who had just returned from studying abroad, "Shouren, this is your younger brother." Wang Xiaowen? Wait, isn't his brother's name Wang Yun?!</p>
Meng Bai, a lucky time traveler, traveled to the world of immortal cultivation and became a disciple of Taixu Sect.
A copy of the Great Dream Scripture traveled with him. Those who practiced the Great Dream Scripture needed to practice in dreams. From then on, Meng Bai began his journey of sleeping.
The sword intent of mountains and seas, the realm of magical powers, the mysterious clones, and the shaping of the cave heaven.
He comprehended all kinds of amazing skills in his dream. After a thousand years of dreaming, Meng Bai unknowingly became a big shot in the world of immortal cultivation.
The end of metaphysics is science, the end of science is metaphysics, so what is the end of these two?
Enlightenment and cultivation are very idealistic, while improving dimensions are very materialistic, so idealism is equal to materialism?
Then what about An Hao Ning's operations that are neither scientific nor metaphysical, neither idealistic nor materialistic?
Li Chen'an, a modern office worker crushed by the 996 workweek, travels back in time to become the most disliked Seventh Prince of Great Xia.
Fighting for the throne? Too exhausting!
Striving for supremacy? Too tempting!
Faced with the veiled strife of the court, he simply wants to rest and relax. He arrives in the desolate northwestern Yunzhou, hoping to fulfill his ultimate dream of a peaceful retirement. However, he finds that resting comfortably is a bit difficult.
No clean water? Purify it.
No good food? Develop new agricultural practices.
No sense of security? Build an iron army.
As a result... the poorest fiefdom became the granary of the world; the weakest private soldiers became a powerful army; the prince with the least sense of existence became a living saint in the eyes of the people...
When the whole world believed that he was the one destined by heaven...
Li Chenan wanted to cry but had no tears: "I really... just want to be a leisurely king! But my strength won't allow it!"
Please, stop squeezing me. If you keep squeezing me, I will... have to start the industrial revolution and make you play 007 every day!
(Invincible + Lightheartedly Funny + Goofy + Time Travel + No System) Other senior brothers are all gifted and virtuous, with impeccable character, peerless elegance, unparalleled genius, admired by all, like a glittering star! But my senior brother is lazy, greedy, and dishonest. He possesses the Sacred Body of the Great Chaos, yet he's obsessed with money! Cultivation? Even dogs wouldn't practice. I'm already invincible, so a little money isn't too much to ask for, right? — From Lu Xiaochuan's Quotations.
The game starts with the system of rising against the sky.
【bite!】
Li Congxin: Stop biting me. I don’t have any dreams. I don’t want to be the dragon-slaying boy. In this life, I just want to lie down.
system:……
[Don't you want to have invincible strength, supreme power, and endless money? This system can help you achieve it! ]
Li Congxin: No! I have an unrivaled background, my father is invincible, my eldest sister is extremely powerful, my second sister is extremely wealthy, and I have a bunch of incredibly impressive relatives...
system:……
…
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a Supreme Bone!]
Li Congxin: Everyone told me to stop biting. As long as I wanted, I have a total of 206 bones in my body, and each one can be a supreme bone.
system:……
Li Congxin: How about I embed the piece you gave me into my dog first?
system:……
Li Congxin: Okay, you can decompose it yourself!
system:……
[Unbinding…]
【Unbinding failed! 】
[Official announcement: This system will never admit defeat! ]